I'm a pagan...I'm a liberal..I live in West, Texas..

Thursday, March 17, 2005

ESCAPE ARTIST DOGS...NEED GOOD HOME


HAVE TWO DOGS...THEY ARE HALF SHAR-PEI AND HALF HOUDINI.....PUPPYPUPPYPUPPY IS IN HEAT AND SHE WILL FIND A WAY OUT OF THE YARD NO MATTER WHAT..AND TROOPER BEING THE GOOD GI...OBEYS HER EVERY COMMAND..."COMMON TROOP, WE''RE GOING OVER THE WALL...WE ESCAPE AT MIDNIGHT, BRING YOUR FALSE PAPERS....WE DONT NEED NO STINKING BADGES TO GET OUT OF THE YARD...."I HVE SPENT THE PAST 3 DAYS CHASING THE LITTLE SONSABITCHES ALL OVER MY LITTLE TOWN...WHICH LUCKY FOR ME HAS A DRUNK FOR THE DOG CATCHER AND HE IS USUALLY PARKED IN SOME ALLEY DRINKING BOONES FARM AND LISTENING TO POLKA MUSIC....DID I MENTION THAT I LIVE IN A SMALL TOWN THAT IS MOSTLY CZECH? IT IS WEST, TEXAS. 9 MILES FROM WILLIE NELSON''S HOUSE AND 30 MILES FROM GEORGE BUSH''S RANCH..(THERE ARE NO COWS, HORSES, GOATS OR LIVESTOCK OF ANY KIND..SO HOW DID IT BECOME A F*&^%ING RANCH.)
THE POPULATION OF WEST IS LESS THAN 2,000. BUT ON LABOR DAY WEEKEND WE HAVE "WESTFEST" AND FOR 3 DAYS THE POPULATION GOES UP TO 30,000 PEOPLE..MOSTLY DRUNK BUT THEY ARE SURE HAVING A GOOD TIME...LOOK UP WESTFEST.COM ON INTERNET AND SEE FIRST HAND MY LITTLE BACKWARD BOHEMIAN TOWN....IT IS STILL 1957 HERE...WHICH IN MANY WAYS IS A GOOD THING....BUT IT IS ALSO KIND OF SCARRY....MORE ON THAT LATER....WOW, HOW DID I GO FROM ESCAPING DOGS TO DRUNK CZECH''S..??? IM A RAMBLING...GRANNY.....TTFN

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