I'm a pagan...I'm a liberal..I live in West, Texas..

Friday, April 29, 2005

KING GEORGE


WELL, I REALLY DID TRY AND WATCH HIM BUT THAT DAMN "SHIT EATING GRIN" OF HIS JUST MAKES ME SO DAMN MAD IM AFRAID IM GOING TO PULL AN ELVIS AND SHOOT OUT MY TV...SO I FIGURED IF IM GOING TO HAVE TO LOOK AT A WIENIE I WOULD WATCH PBS SPECIAL ON HOT DOGS....AT LEAST THOSE WIENIES DONT MAKE ME WANT TO BASH MY HEAD ON THE WALL...
AND ON LETTERMAN THE OTHER NIGHT A GUY NAMED JEFF MCGREGGOR WAS ON..WROTE A BOOK CALLED SUNDAY MONEY..ABOUT NASCAR RACING..AND USED A TERM THAT I FOUND TO BE ONE OF THE FUNNIEST I HAD EVER HEARD...REFERING TO THE PEOPLE THAT LED THE BIKIKI CLAD TRIPLES AROUND THE TRACK BEFORE THE RACE AS "SKANK RANGLERS"..I CRACKED UP....HAVE TO READ THE BOOK NOW FOR SURE...
THIS IS GOING TO BE A SHORT BLOG AS I HAVE TO SEE ABOUT GETTING NEW INSURANCE ON MY TRUCK...BUT BEFORE I GO......WHO THE HELL WAS THE IDIOT THAT RUINED A GREAT IDEA LIKE THE POTATO CHIP AND DECEIDED IT NEEDED TO TASTE LIKE SALAD DRESSING...WHAT NEXT..CEREAL THAT TASTE LIKE KETCHUP???

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