I'm a liberal pagan living in West, Texas. Yes. That West, Texas.

Tuesday, July 26, 2005

NO MORE LOVE AMONG THE AISLES


wal-mart hs ditched a program that helped single shoppers find love in the discount store's aisles.
officials at wal-mart head quarters oredered their roanoke store to put an end to singles shopping, the only program of its kind at wal-mart stores. taking a cue from wal-marts in germany, the month old program encouraged customers on friday evenings to pick up a red bow they could place on their shopping cars as an invitation to other singles. flirt points were set up in various sections fof the stores.
wal-mart spokesman declined to comment of the reason behind the programs cancelation. but customer dale firebaugh, who showed up friday night hoping to meet his match said store employees told him several people had complained. im disappointed said mr. firebaugh, 63. where can someone over 40 who doesnt smoke or drink or go to bars meet someone..?...

well, come on down mr. firebaugh...here's a 61 year old lady who doesnt smoke, drink and hasent had sex in 20 years...im all yours....


yeah, right...

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