I'm a pagan...I'm a liberal..I live in West, Texas..

Saturday, August 13, 2005

I CANT GET OVER YOU...SO GET UP AND ANSWER THE PHONE YOURSELF


well, the texas rangers just checked in with me..they are out looking for sooner..they went to the naked dancers club in waco posing as baptist to look for him..the irs guy is still there. He is drunk and going up to the dancers telling them he will audit them unless they give up sooner...the rangers seem to think he is hiding out in mexico with a bunch of oral roberts college rejects...said he was in a cantina wearing nothing but a jock strap and a dead monkey hat...im heading out in my truck to see if i can find and bring him home before he gets into real trouble..see you monday..

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