I'm a liberal pagan living in West, Texas. Yes. That West, Texas.

Tuesday, September 27, 2005

HEADING OUT


ok, my ass is sore and my back hurts so must mean its time to haul ass...going to go to the store and stock up on more fucking tuna fish..just how many ways are there to fix tuna? need to get more yogurt..want to buy a yogurt machine but cant find one in here or in waco..rats...
what really makes it hard to diet in this town is it is full of bakeries...and the whole town smells like one big fucking kolache..cream cheese kolahe...and one of the bakeries makes this bowling ball shapped thing..like a donut but no hole..huge sucker and filled with blueberry, cherry, bavarian cream, or other great stuff..then rolled in sugar..they are about the size of a soft ball and cost $1. and a heart attack...oh man..get thee behind my fat thights satan...

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