I'm a liberal pagan living in West, Texas. Yes. That West, Texas.

Monday, November 14, 2005

ROSES ARE REDISH

ROSES ARE REDISH
VIOLETS ARE BLUEISH
IF THE RIGHT WING REPUBLICANS ARE CHRISTIANS
I'D RATHER BE JEWISH....

remind me next year how sucky my 62nd birthday was...fried chicken and drublin dr.pepper almost made it passable..but barely...doh...
great article in the dallas am news.about kinky running for governor...they asked can this cigar-chomping, potty-mouthed jewish cowboy be our next governor???have a picture of him lighting up a stogie in the bathroom of a raidio station where they said george w. peed when he was running for governor..so kinky figured it couldnt hurt. so he peed there to...yea goddess....here are some kinkyisms..."Texas:50th in education, first in exuctions. as Dr.Phil would say, "how's that working for you?"
"i intend to take texas off of ebay and give it bck to the people"
"I met a man at the state fair last month and he told me, 'kinky, you may not be worth a damn, but your're better than what we've got.'"..
the crowd cheered when he demanded texas stop teaching for the taks test and the sievelike border with mexico is a disgrace..he is for the 10 commandments in the classroom"we might have to call them the 10 suggestions." and thinks gay marriage ban approved last week was a waste of time because gay couples"have every right to be as miserable as the rest of us."he said if he loses "he will retire in a petulant snit. i really will."
he said he didnt have all the answers but that he was a jew and he would hire good people...

im kinda torn..he could be good at the job..who knows..but i want some answers before i forgo my vote in the primarys just to get on a list to maybe vote for him...going to check out his web site again when i have more time..but i noticed in the dallas am news there is a texan for the year contest they have every year..rowe won it last year and i almost commited homicide...so i think we should have a write in and all of us vote for kinky for texan of the year...whadya think???
i was watching the fox football show with jimmy johnson, terry bradshaw, howie long and the other guy who's name i can never remember...and they were yelling and shouting and talking over each other..standing on their desks, shoving etc..making it impossible to hear anything or understand what the fuck they were talking about and i got a great idea....yes, really a GREAT idea...really...it would be must watch tv..im telling you..they have an hour show and they get those 4 bozo's and 4 of the ladies from the view and have them all on a show together..ask one very good question...anything..doesnt even matter..just throw out a question and then watch the fur fly....with in 5 minutes there would be blood and hair flying...i personallythink the women from the view will wipe up the floor with those guys..but would be a great pay for view moment...
religion...man what a mess it has become..but i got to thinking about it and there has always been a fist fight over religion..but my favorite is when i was a kid and my grandmother who was a baptist and went to church every sunday would raise hell with my grandfather to go to church with her..and he never would..never could figure out what the deal was..so one day i asked daddy red why he wouldnt go to church with bigmama..(i never went to church with them as i was a catholic and my grandmother called me a heathen)..and he said he wouldnt go to her damn church cause she was hard shell...so i asked him (very confused) what was he..and he said he was footwashing..and he wasent going to step into a church full of them hard shell when he was a footwashing..and you all wonder why im a pagan....well...off to see the wizzard...my cousin has promised me a newer computer..a compact?? with 800 migahertxsomething or other..but it said it would take about 2-3 weeks...before the end of the month i think..so grab your hat folks cause when i get on line at the house i will be posting up a storm and raising all kinds of footwashing and hardshelling hell...ya'll come back and see me..yaher..?

2 comments:

furtherleft said...

I am not quite sure where you are, but it seems to somewhere on a political playing field. Even though you concern appears fixed in belief there is a peso worth of difference on various sides of the Untied Slates portion of that game field, I invite you to peruse further-left-forum.blogspot.com. You might find there are some who play by different rules.

Cassandra said...

Can't wait till you get your computer Jackiesue!! I need my fix of you several times a week!!!