I'm a pagan...I'm a liberal..I live in West, Texas..

Thursday, March 31, 2005

TERRI THE GHOST


MAN, IF THERE IS EVER A REASON FOR SOME ONE TO COME BACK AND HAUNT THE LIVING NO ONE HAS A BETTER RIGHT THAN TERRI....I BET SHE IS SOOO PISSED...SHE WILL BE A CHAIN CLANKING, BOOOOING GHOST OF THE FIRST CLASS. I BET IF SHE COULD SHE WOULD GO TO EVERYONE OF THOSE PRAYING PROTESTORS HOUSES AND KEEP THEM UP ALL NIGHT LONG...TELLING THEM.U MADE MY DEATH MISERABLE..IM MAKING YOUR LIFE MISERABLE...
IF ANY OF YOU HAVE A MEAN WICKED SENSE OF HUMOR LIKE MINE...YOU MUST GO TO BETTY BOWERS.COM..I THINK IT IS...SHE HAS A LETTER ON THE TERRI ORDEAL...I LAUGHED SO HARD...I HAD TEARS....SHE IS SOOO BAD THAT BETTY GIRL.....
WELL, ITS BEAUTIFUL IN THE HEART OF TEXAS TO DAY...SUNNY SUNNY SUNNY...SPRING IN TEXAS ONLY ABOUT 45 MINUTES LONG, BUT DAMN IT IS PERFECT...THE BLUEBONNETS ARE FROM HER TO OKLAHOMA AND BACK DOWN TO MEXICO...I FEEL SORRY FOR ALL YOU PEOPLE THAT DONT LIVE HERE.....TOO BAD..

Sunday, March 27, 2005

ONE OF THE SIGNS OF THE END OF THE WORLD


WELL, START GATHERING THE ANIMALS TWO BY TWO, BUILD THAT ARK, HEAD FOR HIGHER GROUND, FIND OUT WHAT A CUBIT IS AND PACK YOUR DRAWERS....THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END....YES, FOLKS IT''S TRUE....JACKIESUE IS WATCHING NCAA BASKETBALL... FIRST I STARTED OUT WATCHING IT BECAUSE OF THE BAYLOR UNIVERSITY GIRLS TEAM WAS IN IT AND I LOVE ALL THINGS TEXAS(EXCEPT FOR BUSH WHO WAS BORN IN CONN. ANYHOW) AND THEN BECAUSE THERE WAS NOTHING ON BUT RERUNS AND I HAD WATCHED ALL THE MOVIES I HAD RENTED...(COLD HOUSE MANOR SUCKED)..I FOUND MYSELF WATCHING BASKETBALL. HELL I DONT EVEN WATCH THE MAVRICKS AND I LIKE THEM....BUT THERE I WAS WITH MY CROSSWORD PUZZLE AND PEN IN MY LAP BEING IGNORED AND MY LITTLE PUG NOSE PRESSED TO THE TV SCREEN YELLING FOR KIDS PLAYING FOR SCHOOLS I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF....BUT MAN, THE HEART OF THESE KIDS IS SOO UNBELIEVABLE...THE ARIZ. ILL GAME WAS A GOOD EXAMPLE....THEN THEY TOLD THE STORY ABOUT LEN BALES(CANT REMEMBER LAST NAME) FROM MARYLAND THAT DIED IN 1986 ON THE EVE OF HIS GOING TO THE CELTICS... THIS GREAT SMART FUNNY GOOD CHILD WHO DIED OF A COCAINE OVERDOSE....WHAT A CRIME....EVEY KID THAT PLAYS ANY SPORT SHOULD READ ABOUT HIM OR WATCH THAT SPECIAL...NOW WE NOT ONLY HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THEM CROAKING ON DRUGS, BUT LOSING THEIR GONADS TO STEROIDS....OH WELL, THAT IS AN INTIRELY OTHER BLOG...ANYHOW...IM WATCHING NCAA BASKETBALL...SO LIKE I SAID...HEAD FOR THE HILLS....THE END IS NEAR....

Saturday, March 26, 2005

let her die with dignity


i see all these people out side the hospital and i wonder..........dont they have a life...those little ole gray haired ladies with their signs dont they have grandkids that would like their granny to take them to the park or the zoo, instead of butting in where they dont belong? dont these people have hobbies, or families that need their attention. and my goddess, that kid trying to get water to her...take him to a ball game for crying out loud....or disneyworld...i dont know which is sadder, that they wont let her die in peace or that they dont have anything better to do than protest outside the hospital..hey folks, if you want to save some lives...protest the war....save some soldiers....they at least have a life to go home to...let the woman die with a little grace and dignity....

Wednesday, March 23, 2005

TALK ABOUT A FLIP FLOPPER

OK, SOMEONE EXPLAIN THIS TO ME....IN '99 WHEN BUSH WAS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS HE PASSED A BILL MAKING IT OK FOR HOSPITALS TO REMOVE PATIENTS FROM LIFE SUPORT, FEEDING TUBES... AND WE IN TEXAS KILL MORE PRISONERS THAN ANY STATE IN THE UNION...SO THERE IS A PARADOX...NOW ALL OF THE SUDDEN HE SAYS WE HAVE TO TAKE THE POSITION TO ERR ON THE SIDE OF LIFE......IT SURE HELPS OUT THE POLITCAL STANCE FOR HIS BROTHER..WONDER WHY IT IS OK TO KILL ''EM IN TEXAS...BUT NOT OK FOR THE REST OF THE US....HMMMMMMMM

Monday, March 21, 2005

LESSON FOR NEW VISITORS TO TEXAS

WILL GIVE LESSONS OFF AND ON...BUT THIS IS LESSON NUMBER ONE...DOES NOT MATTER IF IT WAS 80 DEGREES OUT AND THERE IS NOTHING BUT SUN FOR MILES AND MILES AND MILES.....WITH NOT A CLOUD IN THE SKY FOR MILES AND MILES AND MILES.....IT WILL STILL RAIN ALL NIGHT LONG IF YOU LEAVE YOUR WINDOW ON THE TRUCK ROLLED DOWN...TRUST ME..THIS I KNOW IS TRUE...MY ASS IS STILL WET.....

Saturday, March 19, 2005

FEMAIL DOGS IN HEAT....SINGLE MINDED


PUPPYPUPPYPUPPY..IS IN HEAT...SHE IS DETERMINDED AND I MEAN DETERMINDED TO GET LAID..AND BY AS MANY RANDOM DOGS AS POSSIBLE..REMEMBER HOW MUCH IN LOVE HER AND TROOPER ARE???WELL, CANCEL THAT...SHE LOVES ALLL DOGS...PITS, PUGS, PALMARANIANS...SHE IS NOT PARTICULAR. SHE HAS TUNNELED OUT OF THE FENCE AND I HAVE FIXED IT.SHE HAS CHEWED A HOLE IN THE GATE...I HAVE FIXED IT. SHE HAS GONE OVER THE FENCE...I HAVE HER NOW CHAINED IN THE YARD....TROOPER IS HER WILLING PARTNER IN CRIME..YOU WOULD THINK HE WOULD BE UPSET THAT HIS WIFE IS OUT F%$&%*IING EVERY MALE HOUND DOG IN WEST BY GOD TEXAS.... BUT NOOOOOOOO. HE IS OUT THERE HANDELING TRAFFIC FOR HER.... AND HER..THE LITTLE BITCH....IS HAPPIER THAN ANYONE SHOULD BE...DAMNIT..IF I CANT GET ANY...NEITHER CAN SHE.....BAH....HUMBUG.....

Friday, March 18, 2005

RANTING GRANNY


AM I THE ONLY ONE TO NOTICE THAT WHEN THEY SAID ROBERT BLAKE WAS NOT GUILTY, THAT HE COVERED UP HIS MOUTH, NOT TO KEEP YOU FROM SEEING HIS MOUTH WHILE HE CRIED..BUT TO KEEP US FROM SEEING HIM LAUGHING HIS ASS OFF??? HE MIGHT HAVE BEEN CRYING, BUT HE WAS CRYING FROM RELIEF...THEY NEARLY SENT HIS OLD FART BUTT TO JAIL....AND....
AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT THAT THOUGHT JACK NICKLESON HAD BEEN ARRESTED FOR THE BTK KILLER...DOESNT HE LOOK LIKE JACK...???
AND AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT JUST DOESNT GIVE A BIG RATS ASS THAT MARCH MADNESS IS ON US YET AGAIN....???
AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT ALSO DIDNT EVEN NOTICE THERE WAS NO HOCKEY THIS YEAR????
I PERSONALLY THINK THE WORLD HAS GONE TO HELL IN A HANDBASKET EVER SINCE JANET WHIPPED HER LITTLE TITTY OUT AT THE SUPER BOWL. NOW, THE RELIGIOUS FOLK HAVE USED IT AS AN EXCUSE TO CENSOR AND DELETE EVERYTHING THAT OFFENDS THEIR EYES....HOW CAN SO MANY PEOPLE BE UPSET ABOUT HER LITTLE TITTY AND NOT CARE THAT 1,500PLUS SOLDIERS HAVE DIED IN THE WAR AND OVER 100,000 IRAQUI''S HAVE DIED ALSO...DEAD BODIES OK...LITTLE TITTY NO....JUSAS PRIEST...AND I GAVE UP DRINKING, DRUGS AND SEX FOR THIS....PASS THE DR. PEPPER, IM OFF..... ok, about the march maddness....i lied...especially since the baylor girls are in the sweet sixteen.....go bears.....

Thursday, March 17, 2005

ESCAPE ARTIST DOGS...NEED GOOD HOME


HAVE TWO DOGS...THEY ARE HALF SHAR-PEI AND HALF HOUDINI.....PUPPYPUPPYPUPPY IS IN HEAT AND SHE WILL FIND A WAY OUT OF THE YARD NO MATTER WHAT..AND TROOPER BEING THE GOOD GI...OBEYS HER EVERY COMMAND..."COMMON TROOP, WE''RE GOING OVER THE WALL...WE ESCAPE AT MIDNIGHT, BRING YOUR FALSE PAPERS....WE DONT NEED NO STINKING BADGES TO GET OUT OF THE YARD...."I HVE SPENT THE PAST 3 DAYS CHASING THE LITTLE SONSABITCHES ALL OVER MY LITTLE TOWN...WHICH LUCKY FOR ME HAS A DRUNK FOR THE DOG CATCHER AND HE IS USUALLY PARKED IN SOME ALLEY DRINKING BOONES FARM AND LISTENING TO POLKA MUSIC....DID I MENTION THAT I LIVE IN A SMALL TOWN THAT IS MOSTLY CZECH? IT IS WEST, TEXAS. 9 MILES FROM WILLIE NELSON''S HOUSE AND 30 MILES FROM GEORGE BUSH''S RANCH..(THERE ARE NO COWS, HORSES, GOATS OR LIVESTOCK OF ANY KIND..SO HOW DID IT BECOME A F*&^%ING RANCH.)
THE POPULATION OF WEST IS LESS THAN 2,000. BUT ON LABOR DAY WEEKEND WE HAVE "WESTFEST" AND FOR 3 DAYS THE POPULATION GOES UP TO 30,000 PEOPLE..MOSTLY DRUNK BUT THEY ARE SURE HAVING A GOOD TIME...LOOK UP WESTFEST.COM ON INTERNET AND SEE FIRST HAND MY LITTLE BACKWARD BOHEMIAN TOWN....IT IS STILL 1957 HERE...WHICH IN MANY WAYS IS A GOOD THING....BUT IT IS ALSO KIND OF SCARRY....MORE ON THAT LATER....WOW, HOW DID I GO FROM ESCAPING DOGS TO DRUNK CZECH''S..??? IM A RAMBLING...GRANNY.....TTFN

Wednesday, March 16, 2005

SCOTT PETERSON..FINALLY GOING TO GET HIS


NICE TO KNOW THERE IS A FORM OF JUSTICE IN OUR COUNTRY THAT WORKS. WAS BEGINNING TO WONDER..I MEAN AFTER O.J.,ASSORTED BASKEDTBALL PLAYERS AND RAP STARS GETTING AWAY WITH ALL SORTS OF CRIMES...NICE TO KNOW THAT A LEAST THIS ONE DIDNT GET AWAY...WITH THE APPEALS AND ALL, WONDER HOW LONG IT WILL BE BEFORE THEY ACTUALLY WHACK HIM....

Tuesday, March 15, 2005

TEXAS MAKES A LIAR OUT OF ME AGAIN


WELL, WAS A GLORY DAY. NOW WE HAVE THE BLUE NORTHERN...IT WENT FROM 70 DEGREES TO 40 DEGREES IN LES THAN A DAY...AHHH...I LOVE TEXAS..
DID ANYONE SEE THE ARTICLE (WAS IN DALLAS PAPER BUT SURE IT WAS IN OTHERS TOO)..ABOUT SLAUGHTERING MUSTANGS FOR FRENCH AND ASIANS FOR FOOD AND ALSO FOR AMERICAN DOG FOOD...THERE HAD BEEN A LAW PROTECTING THEM BUT SOME SNEAKY REPUBLICAN PUT IT IN A BILL AND BUSH PASSED IT..IT COULD RESULT IN THE CRUEL DEATHS OF OVER 10,000 WILD MUSTANG HORSES.. LOOK IT UP ON WEB SITE AND LETS SEE IF WE CAN STOP IT....MUSTANGS, BUFFALO AND INDIANS ARE ALL THAT IS LEFT OF AMERICAS BEGINNINGS...AND WE NEED TO DO ALL WE CAN TO PRESERVE THEM...
ALSO GREAT ARTICLE ON AMERICANS MOVING TO MEXICO TO RETIRE BECAUSE IT IS SO CHEAP TO LIVE THERE..THEY ARE HAVING PROBLEMS WITH ILEGAL ALIENS COMING OVER AND STAYINGL..WHICH IS THINK IS JUST TO DAMN FUNNY......

Sunday, March 13, 2005

TEXAS SUNSHINE


TODAY IS ONE OF THOSE GLORY DAYS IN TEXAS. SUN, WIND AND NO RAIN...SHOULD BE OUT IN THE YARD SHOVELING DOG CRAP FROM MY 2 SHAR-PEI''S...TROOPER AND PUPPYPUPPYPUPPY.TROOPER IS THE MALE AND HIS WIFE FOR LACK OF A NAME( I RESCURED HER AND SHE REFUSES TO ANSWER TO ANY NAME I HAVE TRIED) I JUST CALL HER PUPPYPUPPYPUPPY. IT WORKS. I NAMED TROOPER FOR ALL OUR TROOPS IN IRAQ AND AFGHANISTAN....HE OBEYS COMMANS LIKE A GI INSTEAD OF A DOG. IF I WANT HIM TO SIT I SAY "AT EASE"...HE SITS...IF I WANT HIM TO LAY DOWN I SAY "IN COMING"...HE LAYS DOWN...WHEN I WANT HIM TO ROLL OVER I SAY ARE YOU AN OFFICER AND HE ROLLS OVER...GREAT DOG...PUPPYETC...JUST IS THE DOTING WIFE. SHE CLEANS HIS EYES, HIS TEETH, HIS...WELL, YOU KNOW THE REST....SHE IS A VERY GOOD WIFE...
I WONDER IF SOMEONE CAN HELP ME FIGURE SOMETHING OUT..WHY IS IT THAT I HAVE OVER COME DRUG ADICTION, ALCOHOLISM, SMOKING CIGERETTES BUT I CAN OVER COME BUSH IN THE WHITE HOUSE FOR 4 MORE YEARS....WHY OH WHY CANT I GET OVER IT...MY YANKEE GIRLFIEND WHO HATES HIM AS MUCH AS I DO SAYS....ITS OVER....MOVE ON....BUT DAMN IT...I CANT...AND WHAT MAKES IT HARDER STILL IS I LIVE RIGHT DOWN THE ROAD FROM HIM ..WELL, 30 MILES..BUT THIS IS TEXAS....I WANT TO GO OUT THERE AND WEAR A T-SHIRT THAT SAYS GEORGE W BUSH IS A LYING ASSHOLE...BUT KNOW THEY WILL THROW MY ASS IN JAIL..AND BURY ME UNDER IT...OH WELL,GOING TO GO OUT AND ENJOY SOME TEXAS SUNSHINE...BYEBYE FROM THE TOWN OF GUMPS....

Saturday, March 12, 2005

TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE REST OF MY LIFE


SO I DONT PLAN ON FUCKING IT UP....IM SOOO NEW TO THE BLOGS I FELL VERY VIRGINAL..CONSIDERING I HAVENT HAD SEX IN OVER 19 YEARS, I ALMOST AM....HAVENT HAD SEX SINCE I HAD FEMALE ORGANS REMOVED..SO IM LIKE A 1943 CHEVY WITH A BRAND NEW MOTOR...NOT SURE WHAT IM DOING HERE FOLKS...BUT IM AMING TO TRY...HOPE THIS IS A GOOD IDEA....