Tuesday, January 24, 2006
IM A LETTERMAN FAN.....
I always watch Letterman...Letterman Letterman..he's my Letterman...ok...enough...settle down...I can't stand Jay Leno..he actually makes my ass hurt...really...I watch him and I swear to the Goddess, my ass starts to hurt...but ass pain or no..this Wed. I will be watching Leno and not Letterman(pst..don't tell him)as Kinky is going to be on...He was on 60 minutes and I wanted to slap a bip on him soo bad...ok, Kinky we get it..your funny...you look cute in your hat, but stop the vaudville act and be serious long enough for us to take you serious..Like I said, it doesn't matter if your heart is in the right place if your head is up your ass.If the only thing I knew about Kinky was what he showed on 60 minutes last night..I would run screaming out of the room and cast my vote for good hair Perry..comparing yourself to Jesus isn't going to drum up alot of votes, nor is telling people to not circumcize me no more..especially when you are running for office in one of the most right wing christian states out there..and they really do think your folks killed Jesus..I'm not holding my breath about him even getting on the ballot...if he gets on the ballot I will kiss his ass in the middle of Oak and Reagan St. right here in West by God Texas, and you heard it here first folks.
fuckme till I wear black hats and smoke cigars..