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Monday, January 09, 2006

PHOBIAS.......................


I was merrily reading David Sedaris's book and he was talking about phobias...I found two that I am certain, because of most of our sleeping habits, will describe us...one or the other..first is:achluoplobic, which is the fear of night fall...
the other is: phenogophic, and that is someone who is afraid of day light....
made me think of words we could make up to describe certain fears..like dicktaphobia.....The fear of George W. Bush....
fuck...now I will be up all damn night thinking of phobias...
fuckyaphobia...fear of not being able to say fuck....
may the goddess bless you...

12 comments:

apositivepessimist said...

ocdphobia...the fear of getting an ocd. maan i'd be fucked with these doors and light switches...there's so many of them. i'd be really pissed at having to get up earlier to accommodate them little bastids.

Beansidhe said...

Okay, your headless squirrel beats my mouses arse.

Now that's gotta be the weirdest game of poker ever! :)

toon said...

Thanks for the laugh.

Ann said...

I'm afraid of getting a phobia...what's the name for that?

leo myshkin said...

coltswinningthesuperbowlphobia!!

i think i have it. if those pricks that snuck out of balitmore win the big prize i'll return to my egg for a long time.

Scottish Toodler said...

OH SHIT I HAVE DICKTAPHOBIA!!!!

Nit Wit said...

Wouldn't Dicktaphobia be a fear of Chainy?
Maybe Gumpaphobia?
:)

Clance' McClannahan said...

fear of getting up in the morning and no coffee -lackofcaffienaphbia which then causes postraumaticaffienewithdrawal-headache Syndrome.

Clance' McClannahan said...

I did a post awhile back about NASCAR Driver Phobias:
http://churchofthegreatoval.blogspot.com/2005_10_26_churchofthegreatoval_archive.html

Clance' McClannahan said...

Dang I didn't give the right linhttp://churchofthegreatoval.blogspot.com/2005_10_26_churchofthegreatoval_archive.htmlk...Sorry....

Clance' McClannahan said...

Just delete all the fucking things!!
We seem to have a tech issue. Jeesh.

Babs said...

In one of Dean Koontz's books, a minor character has Keanuphobia. The fear of Keanu Reeves...
Good book.. called "False Memory" or "False Memories".