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Wednesday, February 15, 2006

GRINNING LIKE A JACKASS, EATING CACTUS


Like a kid in a candy store, like a hog in shit, like I'm sitting on top of the world...I'm a happy fucking camper...yeah doggie...The books that I ordered came in today and I'm so giddy I'm left handed..hoo boy...ok, here is what came in today and already spent 30 minutes rereading the inner flap and arranging them into the order i want to read them.
(1)Cell by Stephen King, reading it first and after 9 pages I have made myself a vow never to buy a cell phone...fuckit, I am starting to feel soooo good
(2)Cross Bones by Kathy Reichs...oh boy, can't wait..I'm so excited...
(3) Chill of Fear by Kay Hooper, this is just getting better, I am tingling up and down my spine
(4)Case of Lies by Perri O'Shaughnessy....oh, I love her books..I am starting to get flushed
(5)Iron Orchid by Stuart Woods, this guy is so good, I can't believe the rush I am getting
(6)Double Tap by Steve Martini....he writes such great stories...my palms are starting to sweat
(7)Turning Angel by Greg Iles........one of the best mystery writers around...my cheeks are red and a rash is going down to my breasts
(8) On The Run by Iris Johanses...she does it for me...sooo good, yes...good...good
(9) The City of Falling Angels by John Berendt...he wrote Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil.....oh....yes.....yes...yes...yes....ahhhhhhhhh I love good books.
damn....I need a cigarette.....any one got a beer.....boy howdy....

5 comments:

Ann said...

Man, you're getting me hot just thinking about having that much good reading material. Let me know how Cell is. I am seriously thinking of getting it.

Nit Wit said...

Cell was good. I'm still stuck in a Koontz rut. I'm gonna have to get to the library again soon. :)

Rocky (Racquel) said...

I can't do Steven King, but every single one of those other books sounds awesome! Is the Kathy Reichs a hardcover or paperback?

Babs said...

Books!!! Ahhhh.... I remember them. I might need to dive into one after my NASCAR overload this weekend.

Scottish Toodler said...

I love a good "book debauch!" I don't have a cell phone, please report more on the story.