Saturday, June 17, 2006
If I were:
a month, I would be the best fucking time you ever had in 30 days.
a day of the week, I would be the day you don't have a dentist appointment.
a time of day, I would be that time right before you go to sleep.
a sea animal, I would be one that has never been discovered because I stay at the bottom of the ocean eating smaller fish and sleeping.
a direction, I would be forward....never go straight..always go forward.
if I was a sin, you would have so much fun doing me that Moses would scratch me off the tablet.
a historical figure, I would have been Eve, and God wouldn't have had time to kick me out of Eden as I would have left the first time he said 'thy shalt not...'
a planet, I would be Mars...big ...fat...and red....
if I were a liquid, well, we all know the answer to that one....DUBLIN DR.PEPPER, all cooled down in a bucket of shaved ice.
a stone, I would be the one that David shot out of his slingshot and hit Goliath in the head.
if I was a tree, I would be the one that lovers would want to lay a blanket under.
if I was a bird, I would be the bluebird of happiness.
a flower/plant...hmmm. I would be a bluebonnet along some country lane out in the middle of the hill country in my sweet state of Texas.
kind of weather...I would be a Texas summer thunderstorm with lots of wind and lightning.
mythical creature, I would be a fire breathing, asskicking,christian eating dragon that worked for the goddess.
musical instrument, I would be a saxaphone...so you could blow in one end and run your fingers up and down me.
if I was an animal, I would be an elephant..I like the sisterhood that the female elephants have with each other..besides I'm already fat and wrinkly...
if I was a color I would be skyblue pink...like in Texas sunsets.
if I was an emotion I would be the one you have when some one puts their arms around you and says "everything is going to be ok."
if I was an element I would be fire.
a song, I would be Amazing Grace, sung by Willie Nelson.
a movie, I would be packed full of adventure, romance, laughter and have a happy ending.
a book, it would be very funny and in large print..
a food, well, I would be a little salty, with a hint of cumin with lots of spice and would give you gas.
a place, I would be tiny island in the middle of the ocean...
taste, I would be that after taste you get in the back of your mouth.
scent..well, Tabu of course.
religion...I would be a pagan religion with no churches, priests or priestess, no collection plates, and the only sin would be greed..as greed leads to all other sins..nip it in the bud.
if I were a body part I would be the funny bone.
facial expression would be open faced grin.
subject in school, I would be world history.
cartoon character, I would be goofy.
shape, I would be and I am....round.
number, I would be my ever loving 7.
peice of jewelry, I would be a toe ring.
piece of furniture, I would be a rocker on your front porch, but I would sqeak, every 7th rock.
if I was a car, I would be a GT40, Carroll Shelby's first racecar.
and last but not least. If I was a piece of clothing I would be an old blue flannel shirt with most of the buttons gone, the collar worn and the sleeves frayed.
anyone who wants to do this should.....it don't suck.