I'm a pagan...I'm a liberal..I live in West, Texas..

Saturday, September 23, 2006

.......I HAVE A LITTLE PUSSY.......


Cat....and I am almost positive that she is one of Rocky's bastard kids...I was feeding Sadie and her daughter(neighbors blond and chocolate labs) and I saw this very very pretty kitty sitting in the alley way...So I tossed her some of the scraps and she ate them right up..I remembered I had some cans of cat food left over from Rocky so brought one of them out and she was hungry but not starved..you could tell she had been eating somewhere..and she let me pick her up and pet her..so brought her into the yard and put her on porch..gave her more food and some fresh water and she has taken over..She is siamese looking but she has the rings around her tail like Rocky did and stripes on her leg like he did...and the big blue eyes.she is dark gray with little gray stripped mask,and that creamy whites gray on most of her body, except for the stripes which are light on her dark tail..she isn't covered with fleas like I thought she would be, but will be getting her a collar and dipped...She tries to get in bed with me, but until she is flealess, she sleeps on the floor...she goes out if she wants to go to the bathroom and follows me to the kitchen and is in between my feet all the way..and she makes the same little birdy noises that Rocky did...She has been here one day and she already is the boss..I have named her Annie, for Ann Richards...took some pictures so will post them when I get them scanned...she's purty...and she has already tried to eat my birds...Jenny came over and we watched her run out in the yard and try to catch them...she's pretty hopeless..thank the Goddess..don't want her eating my wild birds..
I got up to go pee and she stole my chair...she is into kneading...and does it on my face..which she is either going to learn not to do or I will take one of her nine lives..
I also acquired a queen size 4-poster bed...and it is so high I am going to be forced to rent a chain hoist to get my fat ass up in it..from floor to top of bed it is 31 inches...I am 5'4"....I should charge admission when I get on and off..It's like a cheap circus act...and here we are folks in the center ring...jackie will attempt to get on the bed from a running start...and there she goes......ahhhh too bad, better luck next time Jackie..we wish you all the best... a crumpled heap on the carpet..
WE GOT RAIN....real rain...long hard smells just like rain, rain...
Fuckme till Scotty beams me up...Star Trek is on...with Captain Kirk, Bones and Dr. Spock...on Saturday nights on our local abc channel..we have Star Trek....uh oh...one of the guys in the wrong colored shirts just got kilt by acid..man..they all look so young...
Ok, I'm stalling...I will do 1990 tomorrow..I promise..I finally remembered what I did that year... One Tuesday in January I started drinking and quit sometime around Monday in December....see ya'll tomorrow...1990..here we come..

21 comments:

Ol' Lady said...

You always mention that it has been forever since you had sex so maybe your pussy was calling for a friend and this is what came as an answer! ;) Good luck with the bed.

Nit Wit said...

I am having a problem with fleas here. The pain in the ass dog The Boss adopted a few years ago has them no matter what we do. Even the pills from the Vet don't help. I have hopes of getting the upper hand someday but I'm starting to lose hope.
1990 is coming yeah! I remember part of that year. My youngest was born on December 6th and I flew to Japan 26 days later, family to follow 5 months later.
Never had a cat that Kneeded my face. Used to have one that sat on my headboard and watched me have sex. I used to hate it when I couldn't see her cause I knew she was making fun of me.
Better than a girlfriend I had once who's cat always wanted to join in.
We have been getting rain off and on the last few days and Sunday is supposed to be bad. Hope the thunder dosen't wake me up.

apositivepessimist said...

hmmm takes away yer dr p with one hand and gives you a pussy with the other.

No doubt yer boobs aren't helping you get up on the bed...gravity and all.

texlahoma said...

Great name for your post! But I was a little disapointed that it was about a cat.

BriteYellowGun said...

Perhaps you could use the Big Muskie Bucket to get yourself into that bed? Google it...it is SOOO NOT what I thought it was.

yellowdog granny said...

ol lady: well if they goddess was listening she would have sent me something to put IN my pussy ....not a flapping cat...
nit wit: ok, if you want to get fleas out of house..take regular salt..and sprinkle it lightly all over the floor at night before you go to bed..and leave all the windows open...and in the morning the fleas in the house will be gone..vacuum sweep up the salt then take dog to vet for the stuff they put on their neck..and put salt around the house(of course the rain will disolve it so wait till after the rain)and it will keep the fleas from coming in...should work..always has for me...
i wish we would get more rain...but damn it is so nice and breezy and cool..it's almost like......fall...damn...fall in texas..that's a shocker...
apos: yea...i get in bed first and then haul the tits up later..when i need to get down i just throw them over first and the weight jerks me off the bed...it's a system..but it works.
tex: well if it's any help to you..i would think after 21 years of rest the ole vagina would have shrunk a little..and a good vinegar douche would help it along..haha
byg:i googled that ...hahahah..i think that would be over kill..even my ass aint that big..

Badoozie said...

well, hoping that my peeps don't follow me over here, cause i have a nice sparkly clean reputation....lol....but i linked you anyhoo. so there. linky loo. chew big red. if you don't chew big red, well F you.

got that off ricky bobby, talledega nights. watched it 3 times i did. can i say retarded here? i like to say that word, because im uncivilized and not even slightly PC. so i'm retarded, and i watch funny movies more than once, sometimes more that thrice. and i laugh like a demonized monkey the entire time.

Badoozie said...

ps
i usually don't recommend reads to people i don't really know, but i just came from here and it made me laugh really hard!!

Babs said...

I was thinking about posting on my blog that you had a new pussy... but I figured I'd let you post it.

jan said...

Have you thought about pole vaulting into bed. O, wait, you'd need a big pole and I'm not sure that would work out with a little pussy.

You must be making me have evil thoughts.

Mimi said...

Nice to hear about your pussy, er I mean Ann! LMAO!

Good luck with the high bed! Do not hurt yourself. I love high beds and I have one. My yorkie can not get on it. And I had trouble when pregnant. But something about them is so cool to me. I think they remind me of royalty.

LMAO-1990! I just love you Granny!

cheesemeister said...

If I said I like to pet a little pussy sometimes, would that make me a lesbian or just a cat lover?

Deepak Gopi said...

Hi Granny
excellent blog.

Pixie said...

Haaa Haa Gotta love the kneading, nothing worse then when they slip the odd claw in there too!

Just think Granny all the Google serch results for pussy that will now throw you up too ;)

Sue said...

The Goddess works in mysterious ways! Congrats on Annie .. :)

yellowdog granny said...

susiebadoozie:i wont tell if you dont tell..but if you come around here, I promise that i will try and corrupt you..
jan: i can see my corrupting has already taken effect on you.
jane d'oh: well....you have a couple of old pussies....
mimi: blogger ate my first attempt at 1990..2 fucking hours..and gone..so that is why there is a delay.rats
cheesemeister:...whooo hoooo...think that might make you a cat lover leaning toward pussy loving..or not..
deepak:thans very much...i checked him out and he has a ton of comments so he has lots of readers...and a great recipe for fresh spinach..
Pixie:im thinking of changing her name from annie to your royal highness...she thinks she rules...
sue: yupper...she does at that..

yellowdog granny said...

susiebadoozie:i wont tell if you dont tell..but if you come around here, I promise that i will try and corrupt you..
jan: i can see my corrupting has already taken effect on you.
jane d'oh: well....you have a couple of old pussies....
mimi: blogger ate my first attempt at 1990..2 fucking hours..and gone..so that is why there is a delay.rats
cheesemeister:...whooo hoooo...think that might make you a cat lover leaning toward pussy loving..or not..
deepak:thans very much...i checked him out and he has a ton of comments so he has lots of readers...and a great recipe for fresh spinach..
Pixie:im thinking of changing her name from annie to your royal highness...she thinks she rules...
sue: yupper...she does at that..

Scottish Toodler said...

The fifth Star Trek member always gets it... I am so glad you have a little pussy... cat, that is... The Goddess sent you a little something Rocky had for you. How great is that????

Carina said...

What a great way to remember Ann Richards, I love it...!
I have part of a case of unopened vials of Revolution (vet stuff for fleas and other nasties) a vet client gave me, they're good till 2008. Much more effective & safer than dip & collar. Want some?

yellowdog granny said...

scottish:and the one that has on a different colored shirt than the regular crew
carina: send her on..send you my address.

JBlue said...

Can't wait to see more pix of Annie. That must be some kind of world record for spoiling a cat. Less than a day, was it?

Hey, I think I saw part of that Star Trek on our ABC affiliate.