I'm a pagan...I'm a liberal..I live in West, Texas..

Saturday, October 21, 2006

..............GET YOUR RED HOT HATS HERE..............



I HAVE TWO HATS THAT NEED HOMES. I BOUGHT THEM AND THEY JUST SIT IN THE CLOSET..I HAVE ACTUALLY MOVED THEM OUT AND THEY ARE HANGING ON THE BED POSTS OF MY NEW BED...THEY NEED A HOME...A GOOD HOME...FIRST ONE TO EMAIL ME AT:yellowdoggranny@yahoo.com
GETS THE HATS..THE FIRST IS A BALL CAP.IT SAYS IN SMALL LETTERS:
Boston Red Socks..and underneath it says Fenway Park and under it, it says est.1912...IT HAS A FADED BLUE BILL WITH TAN CAP.IF YOU LOVE YOUR SOX..YOU WILL LOVE THIS CAP...
THE OTHER IS WHAT I HAVE ALWAYS CALLED A COCKSUCKER HAT..I GOOGLE
D IT AND THEY CALL IT A GATSBY ...ITS THE CAP WITH THE SNAP BRIM..LIKE THEY ALWAYS WEAR IN IRISH MOVIES ABOUT THE IRA....IT IS A GRAY TWEED AND PRETTY SPIFFY...IT NEEDS A HOME..THE BRIM IS MORE LIKE THE ONE ON THE RIGHT..ACTUALLY IT LOOKS ALMOST EXACTLY LIKE THAT ONE..EXCEPT NO BUTTON ON THE TOP..IT IS SMOOTH...LIKE A CATS ASS...

16 comments:

JDaaris said...

Yer a nut, but we all know that and luv ya anyway. I'll pass on the caps, I'm currently in the throes of de-cluttering my abode.. a job impossible.... :)

apositivepessimist said...

thanks but I would feel like a chimney sweep with the gatsby...and the other well I will wait and see who/if I follow a team.

good luck to the first emailer.

Nit Wit said...

No hats for me. I was forced to wear one when I was in the Air Force But except for going to ball games I never wear them.

bluebeer said...

I wore a hat like that to Dallas once, when I wasn't getting beat up, guys were coming on to me, NO THANKS!

Sue said...

I like the Irish hat .. :) But would probably be a fortune to ship to Canada. Good lucks in finding them new homes.

JBlue said...

That second hat is a Brian Johnson hat!

yellowdog granny said...

jdaaris:i have been house cleaning too..ick..
apos:dont think anyone is interested in the hats..will have to leave them on the bed posts..
nitwit:did you wear the cunt cap?
the red sox cap is a ball cap..
bbr: they would have done that if you wore no hat..your from oklahoma..ha
sue:i dont think it would cost that much.it's light weight..
jublue:nope..it's a cocksucker hat..

Anonymous said...

i've already got more hats than brains.

Lauren said...

Personally, I like the Gatsby. . . I wonder if Bluebeer got any phone numbers from the guys that were coming on to him? LOL!!

Thanks for the kind words. . . I'm feeling much better today.

E-mail coming your way. . . Ship the Gatsby. . . The BOSOX cap?. . . Good luck. . .

HUGGSS!!

yellowdog granny said...

rr:what that makes for 3 hats?..sorry coulnt resist..you should have said you had more hats then heads...hahahahah
bbr:i told him they would have done the same even with out the hat..ha
hat will go out wed...should be there by sat...
im still waiting for that redsox lover to want the hat...if i didnt look so goofy in it ..i would keep it..but let me tell you..i have a pin head..and hats on my pin head are just too silly..

Tina said...

Hahaha you're a nut! Did you get any takers? :P I've tried a Gatsby hat, jus gotta have the right noggin for it - guess I dont!

Ol' Lady said...

you should have put them on ebay with some sappy story as to how you got them...probably could have made a few bucks.

Anonymous said...

Bruce wants dibs on the red sox hat! Am I too late again? Damn!

yellowdog granny said...

tina: lauren gets the gatsby and nancy's bruce will get the red sox cap...
ol'lady: ebay charges too much...
nancy: it's his....no one asked for it ...so bruce gets it...yeah!

:P fuzzbox said...

I have heard these hats called by two different names. On men they are a cocksucker hat. On women they are called a catch me fuck me hat.

yellowdog granny said...

fuzz: you are the only one i know that calls them cocksucker hat besides me and the person that told me that was what they were called..ive head of fuckme high heeled shoes...but never catch me fuckme hat..that's cool...will tell lauren..