I'm a pagan...I'm a liberal..I live in West, Texas..

Friday, November 03, 2006

.......KINKY IS ON LETTERMAN TONIGHT.......


Ok, everyone turn on Letterman tonight, as the Kinkster will be on...I'm still not voting for him, but he is good for a laugh and Letterman will give him plenty of room to do so..
This was in the Dallas Morning news the other day..by Associated Press and staff reports...I laughed my ass off...and I have lots of ass, thank you very much..

KINKY TAKES AIM
Independent governor candidate Kinky Friedman celebrated his 62nd birthday Wednesday with a nosh and some salty comments about his oponents.
Was that a shot? At lunch with reporters at a Jewish deli, Mr. Friedman counted down what he will do next WEdnesday if he is not the governor-elect of Texas after a race among Republican Gov.Rick(good hair..(my input))Perry, Democrat Chris Bell(I'm soooo fucking boring.(my input)) and independent Carole Keeton Strayhorn(I never met a party I didn't want to join..until another one comes along(my input)):"If Perry wins, I retire in a petulant snit on a goat farm. If Bell wins, I move to France with Barbara Streisand.
If Strayhorn wins,I blow my(expletive)(.....I'm thinking fucking)head off.:
A retort:Bell spokesman Jason Stanford had these reassuring words for Mr. Friedman and anyone who fears for is head:"I thinkk his expletive head is safe.Carole Strayhorn doesn't have a prayer."

Don't yall wish you had these yoyo's running for Governor in your state? Other than being a buncha dipshits..at least there are no pediphiles in the bunch..although I do think there is something to that retiring on a goat farm that is a little telling, if you ask me..wink wink nudge nudge..

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

Actually, he could be onto something there. They could establish a new rule. The loser of each election has to blow his expletive head off.

yellowdog granny said...

cyberoutlaw:wow...your right..what a deal...

Lauren said...

Sounds a lot like the Gubernatorial race here. . . Incumbernt Dem. Jennifer (the Canadian Wetback) Granholm and Rep. challenger Dick (the AMWAY Salesman) DeVoss have spent the last 4 month throwing rocks at each other and taking turns at impuning each other's character (or lack of same). The Liberatarian and Independent candidates are just sitting back and waiting. They know the public has had enough of both these Dipshits!!

Anonymous said...

I like your inputs, they should hire you to write those stories.

jan said...

You Texans have all the luck. I wish we had a funny performer running for governor in California.

O, wait....

yellowdog granny said...

lauren:i agree with kinky on one thing..most politicians are a bunch of crooks...
nancy: yeah right..after about the 3rd fuck..i'd be history..
Jan: our fun guy running for governor is being tutored by jessie ventura...how's that for funny..talk about the blind leading the blind..

buddha_girl said...

Well sonofabitch. I didn't check my email or blogs yesterday and MISSED that damn show! How was Kinky?

*out of the loop*

Anonymous said...

why aren't you voting for kinky??

i'd vote for him early and often if i could. you're not an anti semite are you? ;)

Babs1 said...

Fucking politicians. Guess I try to help Kinky move to France.

Anonymous said...

I'm so tired of election ads.....I just wish it would hurry up and get over with. They're all crooks or they wouldn't be politicians

yellowdog granny said...

buddhagirl:he was very funny, said some things i liked and then went and fucked it up by saying he liked bush, thought he was a nice man in a republicans body..fuck..anyone that thinks bush is a nice man needs a asskicking..and im just the grannie to do it..i also saw him on the pbs special where they interviewed all the ones running for governor, and he was really good..but same thing about bush..fuckity fuck fuck fuck..what a dipshit..so unless they find the democrat in a motel room with 2 dallas cowboy cheerleaders and a goat, im voting for him...actually would like the democrat running more if he was found in the motel room with cheerleaders and a goat..better than than bland and boring demenor he has..damn i will be glad when this is over..if they keep catching republicans with young boysand mistress's,in motel rooms,and on line..george bush will be the only one left in office..hmmm. no down side there..
ruby rocks: the liking bush thing turns me off..how can anyone as smart and funny and likeable as kinky find anything to like about george bush...fuckme..! i know he likes laura as they both are big into reading(she would rather read then fuck bush)and worked together on library issues..but still bush is a dickhead, asshole liar..how the fuck can kinky 'like' him? ugh kill me now..i still dont know who im going to vote for...if i vote for kinky and he splits the vote and perry wins..i will personally hunt him down and kick his black hat wearing, cigar smoking ass...i will take the cigar stick it so far up his ass, smoke will shoot out both ears...sigh*
junebugg: me too sweety ...me too.

Carina said...

Huh, too bad I missed that interview! The Michigan gov race is boring as shit.
"My opponent is ruining this state!" "Am not!" "Are too!" "Am not, it's all your fault!" "Neener neener!"
Sigh.

bluebeer said...

Oklahoma has a pretty good governor, he'll be re-elected. But the oklahoma election is boring compared to the one in texas.

yellowdog granny said...

carina: leave it to texas to have a 4 way election going for governor..although noone knows who the libertarian is..kinky could win it..if all the people that registered as independents vote and all the new voters..he could win in..then what? fuck
bbr:you know us texas have to do it in spades..

Nit Wit said...

I taped the Letterman show. I thought he was pretty good. I think he was just trying to stay Laura's friend with the remark about the Gump.
Our election is interesting. We have for the Republicans Kenny Blackwell the guy that fixed the election for Gump and company. He tried to invalidate all the new Voter registrations in 04 because they were printed on the wrong size card stock. He also made sure that Democratic areas of the bigger cities had a shortage of voting machines.
I can't remember the other people’s names right now but the fact that they are not part of the indicted Republican Party here means that I just have to pick one and things are sure to improve.
Of course the state of Ohio, (home of Diebold the voting machine company) we now are supposed to have 100% of our voting on electronic machines. Hackers Unite!