I'm a pagan...I'm a liberal..I live in West, Texas..

Wednesday, December 27, 2006

I HAB A CODE...

If I find out which one of my friends or family is the one resonsible for making me sick..I am erasing them from the will...fuckers...And here is some advice from one of the ancients(me)...If you think you might be sick, you think you could be in the room with someone sick, or feel sick..What ever you do..'do not eat habinaro beans.'...fuckme a new ass...
I was in the bathroom 35+times last night..And my stomach is still making grumbling noises...I feel like hammered shit..fuckity fuck fucking ..achoo...
Ok...The good stuff..Christmas eve day I went to my best friend David's ex-wife's house for Christmas dinner..He was there with their two daughters, her other 2 daughters, some husbands, boyfriends, kids, step kids..Etc...Was wonderful..They did this Chinese Christmas exchange which was pretty cool..But I am not sure I am a nice enough person to play it with out beating the shit out of someone that wanted to take my Christmas gift...I laughed at David O's daughter Jessica(18)..She is getting married in May and needs all sorts of household stuff and she got this wonderful king size lined soft as a cats ass blanket..Someone said they would like it and she grabbed it up and ran out the door and locked it in her car...No one was getting her blanket..Cracked me up...I got a massager and I have named him Antonio...er..Named it..Antonio..It is a three pronged little cutie and when you put it on your scalp and neck it will make you purr...Got a photo tree..With roses..silver and beautiful..A metal thing you hang on the shower and is full of bath oils, lotions, scrubs, soaps, etc...Plus a hand lotion with matching perfume from Victoia Secret...And a Japanese designed hat box..So cool..
I made 2 doz deviled eggs, 2 pecan pies and a chocolate cream pie..She had enough food to feed 75 people and there were only about 15 of us..Since Debbie(David's x) is a diabetic also Jessica had made 2 sugar free pies..So I even had a desert..No bread..No Mac/cheese...But had a big tablespoon of everthing and blood sugar was only 129 afterwards...It actually got down to 92 one day...So I am getting better..I had a great time and thought it was so sweet of Debbie to invite me over...David would never have thought of it...He commandeered the recliner and was snapping his fingers and waving his arm for chair service..Told him it was nice to know he was still an asshole...And he agreeded..And I said..What I like about you being an asshole is the pride you take in being an asshole...We both cracked up...Debbie let me take some of the movies home...Damn..Redeye(great), Brokeback Mountain(beautiful scenery and sad love story, but I liked it), Mr.Mrs. Smith(eeeh....Ok...Silly),Wedding Crashers(must be the only person in America that thought it was the second most over rated movie ever made..Forest Gump being number one),Poseidon,(I like Kurt Russell, so it was ok...But I really love Andre Braurer and he was hardly in it..So I give it a thumbs down),cant remember the others..
Christmas eve Day Jenny called me and said her Dad called her and wanted her to ask me to come for Christmas Day..I asked her why he didn't call and she said he wasn't going to give me a chance to turn him down again...So I called him and called him a horsesass and asked him what time he wanted me to come..He called back..And said noon...So went to Bellmead which is about 17 miles away..I don't have a inspection sticker on tags (had them all ready to get them done today) and got stopped by a cop...Took all the back roads and still got nailed..But I lied and said truck hadn't been running and I had just bought new tires and was going to go wed. And get the tags...He said ok, better do it..Wished me a merry Christmas and drove off...Damn..There is a Santa Claus...
Got to Thom's and he took me out to the shed and showed me his new Harley Davidson ...It is fucking huge..red with chrome (with skull in center of the chrome) everywhere..Wanted to ask him if his dick was chromed too, but since I was trying to be on my best behavior I kept my mouth shut(surprise surprise)...I was amazed at how he looked..He bought the bike and knew if he kept drinking beer he would probably kill himself on the bike..So quit drinking and lost over 20 lbs..And looks better than he has in 15 years..Hair is long past his shoulders, goatee/mustache...Looks great..So proud of him..He said all the time, money energy he put into drinking and partying he puts into the bike..And wishes he had bought the bike years ago...He and Candy go off every weekend on the bike..Even drove to Galveston, which he assures me he won't do again...He said his ass is still sore...They have helmets with walky talky's in them..He has a full set of leathers for everything and so does she..He loves that bike..And when he got it Candy was pissed, now she loves it as much as he does and he has to threaten her to make her wear her helmet...Ha.
It was a great Christmas...Got gift card(to the house of Satan), and Jenny got me the little mini-chopper that I wanted..
The only down side to the entire day was the motherfucking Cowboys...I had come home to watch the game and by the 3rd quarter I did something I never do...I turned the game off...But I had such a great Christmas Eve and Christmas Day that I refused to let the asshole Cowboys ruin my good buzz..So said fuckem and turned the game off and watched movies...
So that was my Christmas...It was great..no phone calls from MOJO but got a card that said Peace...Ha...
I have spent all day running errands to get ready for the move..Got boxes...Change of address card....And got more vitamins..Had called my friend Gary M and he said he would help me move..Going to ask David too, but he works days and sometimes doesn't get home till dark, so not sure I will ask him..Will probably get him to help Gary and I move the couch, chair and the bed..As it is a job bigger than me and Gary..He's not as big as I am..So we will need help...
I finally called Edda and told her I was moving and she said..Don't worry about it..We will tear up the paper work on my buying the house, and not to feel bad, that I had to do what I had to do and friendship is more important than anything else..I am so glad, because if it was a matter of me staying and keeping her friendship or moving and losing it, I would have stayed..She and Johnny are great friends and am crazy about Justin and Debbie the kids...So glad that it has worked out ...Now if the lady would answer the phone so I can pay the deposit and rent..And maybe start moving some of the stuff now..
Well, gotta go..Feel like hammered shit and have to be here tomorrow to work for Edda, so want to go home and dose up on medicine so I can do it for her...
Don't forget...Bab's birthday is the 31st of December...And Sooner's is the 20th of January...
fuckme till I'M fat and jolly....

Tuesday, December 26, 2006

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it ate my fucking post..arghghghg.will repost it tomorrow..running out of time...dag nabbit..

.......HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS.......

Well, so much happened I don't know where to start..lets see..hmmmmm....ok..first of all I hope everyone had a wonderful Christmas and the body count was low..I am going to start first with our local West Haven Rest Home activities...I was there the other day to take my ex-daughter-in-law their gifts..while we were bullshitting and making fun of the old farts(she is the activity director)..I saw some pictures on her desk..they were from the Christmas parties they had for the old farts... First of all they have all sorts of activities. They vote to elect people to play the part of Santa, Mrs. Santa, the elf, Frosty, the Christmas tree and of course the Miss West Rest Haven.
Then they invite all the kindergarten kids and Santa hands out gifts, candy etc..The old farts bake cookies, pies, cakes, etc. and give them to the kids along with punch that resembles that shit Jim Jones gave his followers...I'm sure it is just a coincidence..So.anyhow..I'm looking at the pictures and the looks on the kids faces were priceless...they looked horrified and scared out of their minds,
bored, asleep or ready to hit the road..Then
I saw the pictures of Santa, Mrs. Claus, the tree, Frosty, the elf and Miss Rest Haven...they were all in wheel chairs..no wonder the kids were scared to death..Santa looked like he was ready to pass over to the other side...the elf had already passed out..or ..no..he's just sleeping ...thank the Goddess..Mrs. Santa was raring to go, but being in that wheel chair slows you up some...the tree looked like she was a birthday short of being the oldest tree in the world..not the oldest person..the oldest tree...Frosty looked like he was melting... and bet those kids will be tramatized for life...Talk about shock and awe...That was the beginning of my intertainment for the past week...then I read an article in the DAM News and learned how to hide drugs from a one-time Texas drug agent..He was described by his former boss as perhaps the best narcotics officer in the country...He plans on selling a video that shows people how to conceal their drugs and fool police..He is going to launch a website this week:
Never Get Busted Again. It will show viewers how to 'conceal thier stash and fool canines every time.' Barry Cooper said he favors the legalization of marijana and made the video in part because he believes the nation's fight against drugs is a waste of resources.
As a drug officer, Mr. Cooper said, he made more than 800 drug arrests and seized more than 50 vehicles and $500,000 in cash and assets. Tom Finley, Mr. Cooper's former boss on a West Texas(not West, Texas) drug task force, said:"He was even better than he says he was."...so anyone interested..I'm sure that you can google him and find the website...not that any of you would ever have any need for that type of information..

this may be my favorite article in my DAM News...
SENIORS LEAD GUN PERMITS.

Texans who are 55 or older are more likely to get concealed handgun permits than those who are in their 20's,30's or 40's, according to Texas Department of Public Safety statistics.
That falls in line with national surveys that indicate seniors are more likely than any other age group to be gun owners.
In Texas 43 percent of those who have concealed handgun permits are 55 or older. Texans who are 60 or older have about 25 percent of the permits issued, statistics show..
So remember that the next time you're driving down the interstate and some little gray haired old lady is tooling along at 35 miles an hour, driving down the middle of the line, and gives you the finger...Just smile and go on about your business..cause that little ole lady is probably packing and thinks your a terrorist anyhow and will be doing a good deed by shooting the top of your head off..
aren't ya'll glad I don't pack?

THIS IS A JANUARY CARD FOR 2007

January cards are an elegant alternative to standard Holiday cards because they dodge pesky religious motifs, surprise and refresh with their utter unexpectedness, postally and creatively circumvent the Christmas crush, have no hope of being hung on venetian blinds, cure numerous common diseases, improve quality of life, and tastefully camouflage tardiness...
so.......Happy January...take two and call me in Febuary....

Thursday, December 21, 2006

LETTERS TO SANTA CLAUS FROM THE KIDS IN WEST, TEXAS

Yep..it's that time of year again..for the kids to write to Santa..the West News prints letters to Santa every year and it is one of my favorites...so here is a sampling of what the kids in West, Tours, Hillsboro,Abbot, Leroy, and Tokio want Santa to bring them..

Dear Santa,
I have really tried hard to be good this year for Mom and Dad. I want a bunch of stuff this year and will be mailing you pictures of everything I would like.Enjoy your homemade cookies and milk, and I left some carrots for Rudolph. Please remember Bubba also, he has been a good brother this year. Love Paige Knapek age 8..West.

Dear Santa,
For Christmas I want 1,000,000 baseball cards, wrestiling DVD's, wrestiling man, wrestiling cards, a 3-inch wide and a foot in length skateboarad like Tony Hawk's. I also want chemicals.Kyle Holecek age 8, West. (I am trying to decide if that is chemicals like in a chemesty set or if he wants...."chemicals.".....in West..you never know.)

Dear Santa,
All I want for Christmas is 4 games the first one is Smackdown vs Raw 2007, Avatar the last Airbender, Cars the video game and Trillville. I also am collecting baseball cards, football cards and wrestling cards. So I would really like to get some baseball cards, football cards and wrestling cards, and if you think I have been good enough (which I have ) I would like some toy wrestling action figures.Love,Jacob Muhl age 9 West.

Dear Santa Claus,
How are you? I was very, very good this year. What kind of cookies do you want me to put out for you? I want you to surprise me. I really, really really like you. You are very genourous and nice. My little sister Johanna, wants to be surprised too. She is six. My little brother, Dominic, is two. I am not sure what he wants. I love you. Love, Danielle Drews, age 8, West.
(she and her sister Johanna and Dominic where just in here and Dominic said he wanted a hammer for Christmas and more books.and especially wanted books on trucks..this kid is a truck loving fool..)

Dear Santa,
Iwould like wrestlers clothes and shoes. I would also like for sick people to get better. That is all I want. Chance Porter.age 8, West.(this is the grandson of a couple that I used to get drunk and party with..nice to see the buzz gene didn't stretch to him.)


Dear Santa,
How is it going? Santa, if you could have anything for Christmas, anything at all that you could open, what would it be? I don't know what I want for Christmas. I want to give something to you. You have done so much for me, I want to give you something.Claire Hutyra, age 8, West.

Dear Santa,
For Christmas I want some walky talkies, a knight kingdom set and a snuggle pillow.(my snuggle pillow's name is Antonio....)
I want this Christmas to be the best Christmas yet. I'll put you out some milk and cookies with icing and sprinkles. I make them with my gran-gran. They're good.
Have a very merry Christmas. Say hi to the elves and Mrs. Claus for me. And I also love when you write notes back to me. I still have the ones you gave me last year.Am I on the good kid side?
PS-Take it easy on yourself, Santa. Kristen Jares.age 9, West.

Dear Santa,
I enjoyed talking to you at the old West train station. In case you forgot, I would like a Baby Alive, an Easy Bake Oven and a Cabbage Patch Doll with hair that changes colors. I have ben kind and I love to help others, especially my two Nanas and Papas. May there be Peace on Earth and Merry Christmas to all! Trinity Faith Vidrine age 5,West.

Dear Santa,
Thank you for a great Christmas last year.Mommy said I have been a good girl this year again. Could you please bring me a coat so I can be warm on the chilly days of winter and a new brown bear I can play with? My mommy would like a pair of house shoes and a gown and robe this year. My daddy needs some Craftsman tools to work on his wheel chair with. Please leave something nice for Msgr. Isidore and Father Jim. I hope you have a safe trip Christmas Eve! Merry Christmas! Love Sugar Opperman. age 5, Leroy..( I hope this kid got one of the jackets..and everything else she wanted..)

Dear Santa,
What I want for Christmas is bb gun with extra bb's and some Redzone deodrent for my stepdad, and a box of candy for my mom, and something for my papa and his dog.
PS-If you can, will you get me a remote control semi plese? Kevin Cvikel

Dear Santa,
I am in the second grade. I have been a very good little girl this year.For Christmas, I would like an Ipod, American Girl and Nintendo DS games. For Christmas I will be giving you three cookies and a glass of milk.I know your elves are working hard for me and my friends. So for Christmas I will give you a present because you deserf one. I hope your presents don't fall out of the sleigh, especially mine. Emeri Eubanks.age 7.West.

Dear Santa,
I am in the second grade. I have been good, haven't I? I want a pink and blue roller blades, some drawing paper with that purplish, whitish, yellowish thing. The last thing that will finish my Christmas is for you and Mrs. Claus and the elves to have a very happy, merry Christmas.
PS-Oh, I forgot, tell Frosty I said hi, and for Mrs. Claus to keep you in shape.Kylie Rankin age. 7

Dear Santa,
I want you to know I am going to be in West for Christmas visiting my Nana and Popo O'Brien. I would really like a My Baby Alive doll, a TMX Elmo and a Mr. Potato Head. I would also like a fancy Christmas outfit to wear to Church. I also want my Daddy to come home from Iraq where he is stationed in the Army.
Chloe Dodd age 3..Colorado Springs, Co(I hope they got out of Colorado before the storm hit..)

Dear Santa,
I have been very good. I want a real baby pony that is a girl and has white and brown spots. I like baby horses. Bring me little diamonds for my hair and my very own phone please.I love you and you are in my heart. Please tell Jesus that I like his birthday and I love him very much. Love, Ally Holloman age 4. West.(she better reallly realllly love Jesus so she can get her very own phone...since she's 4 YEARS OLD...judas priest)

Dear Santa,
I've been a good girl. I love you so much and I love Jesus because he was born. I want Butterscotch that is like a real horse but it's not. I love it. I want Princess Genevieve that has bracelets and I want the Prince so he can marry her. And don't forget a Dora jeep and Bratz head. That's all. I'm done. Love Audrey Holloman..age 4..West

Dear Santa,
I wish I had a flatscreen TV. I wish I had a new pere of shoes, bikes, a new house and a million of buck. I wish I had a hot tub in the yard and in the front too. Pharra Williams age 8.

Dear Santa,
How are you doing? How is the North Pole? Is Mrs. Clause doing good? I have been not so good this year. I have been talking bad and punching my brother too. But I have been listening to my mom and cleaning my room! I want a rabbit for Christmas and a buldog too and a nintendo with with Madden 07.Wyatt Powers WES


Dear Santa,
I've tried hard to be good this year.Please bring me some train tracks and a train and a NASCAR race track. I really want a sled but unless you can bring me some snow, I guess I really don't need one..
I also want a cool book, one that I have not read. Oh, and some game boy games. I'll leave you the usual milk and cookies by the tree. Have a safe trip and don't forget to wear your seat belts.
PS-Don't forget to stop by my cousins and friends houses please.Hayden Gerik age 5, West..

and last but not least..a kid after my own heart...

Dear Santa,
I tried really hard to be good. This year for Christmas please bring me a Leapster Pad and some games, Barbie Skates, the 12 Dancing Princesses movie, some board games,and a cross to hang on the wall.Please bring something for my puppies Jidder and Joe and the new baby puppy Jasper.I will leave you some Dr. Pepper, cookies and cheese for your reindeer. I love you! Cailea Renee Boman Age 5..Abbott, Texas.

ok..it was the Dr. Pepper for Santa that I liked...not the hanging of the cross...if you're going to hang a guy on my wall, I would prefer him alive...

West, Texas gathered over 1,500 toys for Toys for Tots..and they will remain here in our town..One hundred and twenty-eight needy children from 46 area families will have a merrier Christmas this year..The exact number was 1,550 toys..In addition to the toy drive, donation jars (for monetary donations) were available at several locations in the city and the money was used to purchase jackets for the West Kiwanis Club's Jackets for the Needy drive. Enough money was donated to purchase 36 jackets. Also, the names of the kids were put into a drawing for some bicycles and were given away this past Tuesday night..
I love my town..


the library will be closed till next Tuesday...so unless I can get to a computer I will not be posting till then... So will take this time to wish you all a very very very Merry fucking Christmas...
I love you all...

fuckme till I hear sleigh bells...

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

COWBOYS, WRECKS, AND CHRISTMAS OH MY...

The Cowboys have 4 going to the Pro-Bowl...Which is good..but I wish we had more...fuck, I'm never satisfied... Found out something I didn't know...(like that's a big surprise.)..Mat McBriar our punter is going to the Pro-Bowl along with our Quarterback Tony(good teeth)Romo, DeMarcus Ware and Roy Williams...but the news is...Mat McBriar is from Australia...He's an Aussie ...How cool is that Apos?....
We had a big ass wreck on I-35 yesterday am..A semi blew a tire, the driver lost control...Scratch the driver...And while the traffic was backed up(right outside town) another semi smacked into the rear end of a UPS druck...so one dead and 2 injured...nasty...every time I get on I-35 and I see a semi I try to get around it and away from it as fast as possible..those drivers have been up for 48 hours, have little experience and most of them are criminals...and are on some sort of stimulant..and I'm not talking Starbucks here...
The other night I was watching The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson(the Scottish late night talk show host..sans kilts)...(there goes that swinging dick visual again).... He said that Britney Spears had been voted the worse pet owner as she stopped taking her dogs around with her like she did before she married the asshole and had all them replacement dogs(the kids)...but not to worry as she had been spotted around town showing off her pussy....they bleeped pussy..but there was never any doubt what he said..I laughed so hard....a funny Scottish swinging dick...how good can it get...
Ok, I have been tagged to do the Christmas Want/don't want list...3 things I would like to get for Christmas and 3 things I don't want for Christmas...I am doing this on the fly ...no prep or thinking or anything..just off the top of my head..so brace yourself......
THREE THINGS I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS:
1.I would like a new computer...one with a great scanner, printer, copier...
2.I am like Sean Connery in the Untouchables...when he said 'they take out one of yours..you take out 3 of theirs...'...so I want 3 republicans to fall over from a stroke..cause you can't convince me that them fuckers didn't have something to do with that Democrat having a stroke...the smell of 'the fix is in' is all over the place...

3.I would wish for peace for all man kind but you and I know there is no fucking way...there is too much money being made in wars..and the cost of human life is an exceptable loss..so I want...hmmmm..what do I want..I want my front tooth fixed...I chipped it on a (I swear this is the truth...) a Dr.Pepper bottle..I was going to the refrigerator and needed a free hand to open the door(had Dr.Pepper in one hand ground beef in the other) and stuck the D.P. in my teeth and opened the door and it swung back and smacked the D.P into my tooth and there she wrote..I have had it fixed about 3 times..the last time lasted about 5 years which was cool...but it finally started to fall off and I haven't had the money to get it fixed..it has ruined my smile..I used to smile like a (as my mother would say) Jackass eating cactus through a picket fence...big ole smile..now I smile with my mouth shut because of my toof...so all I want for Christmas is my front toof...not my two front teeth..just the one..
and now...the good part...what I don't want...
I.I don't want any fucking thing I have to dust...no knick nacks, no more fucking candle holders, no more anything that I have to dust...I don't care how cute it is..I don't want it...thank you very much..
2.I don't want the Eagles to win another game until 2017....2016 at the earliest...and I want them to lose by at least 35 points...hey...what can I tell you..I hate them fuckers..sorry Brad...
3.I don't want the Republicans to win another election till after the Eagles win the Super Bowl in 2086....hey, what can I tell you..I hate them fuckers more than I hate the Eagles...in my book..if you're a Repbulican that is a Eagle fan.....?..you're going directly to hell...
fuckme till people stop saying 'happy holidays'.....

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

.......GOOD NEWS.......BAD NEWS.......

Ok, the good news is...The Bush White House is backing off it's claim that the U.S. is 'winning' in Iraq...Considering that everyone else in the entire free world has known this for months is the bad news..Stupid dipshits...
I'm not sure what you would call this news...
Pope's pastor calls for penance for sex abuse...
Vatican City.. Pope Benedict XVI's personal preacher asked the pontiff on Friday to declare a day of fasting and penance to express the Roman Catholic Church's solidarity with the victims of clerical sex abuse. In the strongly worded lecture, the Rev. Raniero Cantalamessa denounced the "abominations" committed inside the church"by its own ministers and pastors" and declared that the church has "paid a high price for this."
Of all the fucking nerve....The church has paid a high price?....You ignorant asshole...Not as high a price as the ones that were abused by the priests....And a bunch of mea culpa's and Our Father's aren't going to do the job either..You insensitive dickhead...They could be bankrupt from the law suits and it wouldn't be enough punishment..Some things money can't buy..Like your innocence... I would like to tell them where they can stick the fasting and penance..

The Goddess is most pissed.....

Now this was a strange little item in my Dallas Morning News...
SHORTAGE FORCES SCOTTISH TROOPS TO SHARE KILTS..
yeah, that headline got my attention too....what the fuck? them Scots are a weird bunch of pervs...but it's not what it seems..

London..A shortage of ceremonial kilts could leave thousands of soldiers without a stitch of plaid to wear as they parade to the shirl of the bagpipes. Military officals said Monday that more than 5,000 Scottish soldiers are having to share their kilts because defense chiefs have not finalized a contract to buy enough of the garments to go around.The men, who face regular tours of duty in south Iraq and Afghanistan, have just 320-kilts, or one for every 15 soldiers...

So I have this mental picture of all those Scottish swinging dicks under the kilts, standing right next to 14 other Scottish swinging dicks with no kilts..I am actually taking a mental picture of all 5,000 swinging dicks..
hmmm..wonder if Rev.Raniero Cantalamessa will declare a day of fasting and penance for me...
fuckme till I Leo and Nitwit wear kilts..

Monday, December 18, 2006

.......TWISTED SISTER CHRISTMAS CAROLS.......

I swear to the Goddess.....I'm sitting there in front of my little tv, in my big ole ass chair that fits my big ole ass..Reading my book about neanderthals and what should my little ears hear but...."Oh Come All You Faithful."...by Twisted Sister...I shit you not...If my big ole ass hadn't been so tightly packed into my big ole ass chair I would have fallen out on to the floor..It takes a lot to freak me out...I've been married 3 times, been to a couple of goat ropings,a dog fight, the Mesquite Rodeo, a luau and the Dallas State Fair and I have never seen anything so fucking freaky in my life as Twisted Sister singing "Oh Come All You Faithful."
Holy Shit!!! If that wasn't bad enough...it was the appearance of said Twisted Sisters...they have not aged well, our twisted sister boys of rock...the drummer is big enough to eat hay and shit in the streets, the guitar player is almost as fat as the drummer but makes up for it by having dyed thinning locks of hair....and the lead singer..what the fuck is his name??? anyhow..he needs a lot more make up ...lots more....way more...hell, Avon doesn't carry enough make up to help him ...I just know that if I live to be 118..I don't ever want to see or listen to anything that scary again ....I think they are going to be on the Late Late Show which follows Letterman in case anyone is interested...check your tv guide..

All ya'll in Okla ...be sure and go to the Oklahoma City's
New years Eve Celebration called Opening Night..it is the 20th Anniversay...takes place Dec. 31st. from 7pm to midnight at 13 sites around downtown and Bricktown. More than 40 performers can bee seen on 18 stages...and get this...the North Texas polka-fusion band Brave Combo will be among them...that's the band that plays at Westfest every year and has since the first one..they are really good..and even if you don't like polka music..you will love them..
Just when I think ..well, Jackiesue..you've seen it all..some asshole makes a liar out of me...get this:
"Science and technology have advanced so much: a bliind person can hunt right now. But they need someone to tell them, "the Duck is at 28 degrees, aim a little to the left," things like that."...Texas State Rep. Edmund Kuempel, R-Sequin, defending the bill he's introduced making it legal for blind people to hunt with laser sights.....Judas priest..we thought it was dangerous to go duck hunting with Cheney?...well, how about Cheney out hunting with a bunch of blind dudes with laser guns..?Holy Shit!...
Also..just when I was starting to feel really bad about all those illegals that got picked up in the raids and sent back home..I read this little blurb in my Dallas Am News and think..fuckem...
"When 9/11 came along, everyone remebered it. I think everyone will remember this." Isis Diaz, 14, on the effect seeing family and friends taken to jail in the meat-packing raids might have on the local Latino community.
Yeah, those 2 events have a lot in common...thousands of innocent law abiding people going about their daily lives get slaughtered by terrorists..and a bunch of illegals get busted for breaking the law... uh huh...I can see the similarities...fuckme till they get green cards..
Ok, I will close this with my 'Im sorry, it's just the way my mind works little peice of information.'... Am I the only one who's first thought when they heard about the stroke of the S. Dakota Democrat Sen. Tim Johnson...
"oh fuck, the Bushies did it?"

Just seems like it was sooo coincidental ..(especially since the one who will make the decision about replacing him will be a ...republican......)we are ahead by one...and then one of ours goes down with a stroke...yeah....right....and it will be tied and tie breaker goes to ole sure shot cheney himself.???? Sorry...I don't trust them fuckers enough to not think they are not capable of doing something to even it up some...sigh*...is it just me..?...
fuck me till I vote twice in the next election...

Saturday, December 16, 2006

APARTMENTS, CHRISTMAS SHOPPING AND DINNER WITH GRANDDAUGHTER

I got the apartment..Now all I need to do is move..argh...I start freaking out every time I think about packing up all this shit I have accumulated over the past 61 years...And the fucking books..Judas priest..The books..And boxes of arts and crafts crap..boxes of picture frames, kanick kanacks..And more books..Think I may just put a match to it and start from scratch...
Was going to go to Waco yesterday to do some last stuff Christmas shopping and thought I would see if Jenny wanted to go with me..She said she would have a early dinner with me but I couldn't come shopping with her as she was shopping for the family and that meant me too..So I met her at her restaurant and had a great Mexican meal with her and Jason..Who pissed her off cause he was already late and stopped by his house to shave...I think the blush is off the bloom here folks..She called him an asshole dickhead....and a few other choice words I didn't know she knew..Was torn between being appalled and proud...Ha..Gee wonder where she got that from?...

I had a combo fajita place..with shrimp, chicken and beef...didn't eat the rice and only a few chips with the salsa..but decided to go for it..as I had been good for so long and wouldn't eat any thing later on(right...).
I tried to make it to our big mall, but had been so long since I had been there..I got lost..what a riot...they had built another mall..like a shopping center.I saw a pier-1...I love pier-1...but quit going after they stopped carrying the funky clothes, jewerly and shoes..Mojo and I loved those weird rope and canvas shoes and I could get some incredible bargains on the jewerly and crap made in 3rd world countries..but they stopped doing that and now are so up town saturday night that I don't enjoy them at all..But did find these beautiful beaded and material covered heavy boxes for jewerly that I know the girls will love...they are small, but so cool looking..got 3 for $7.50 and 3 for $6.00.. they were solid red, pink and silver...I was going to go from there to the big mall, but I kept getting lost..and at 8pm I said fuck it and went to Dairy Queen and got me a giant ice cream cone..hadn't had one in over 6 months..was sooo sorry..they are huge now..I know that fucker must have weighed 3 lbs...by the time I got home I was nearly in a sugar coma..but blood sugar was only 169...but it was high this morning of 161 too..so will have to really watch it today..fuck...now I have to worry about the food police..
I rented 2 movies..dead man's chest which made me laugh out loud..but damn..it sure was a long movie..and then rented the ice storm?? is that the name..? with Billy Bob Thorton..and John Cuisac...that movie was terrific...I loved it...John C. is the best...
Got a late start to the library so only got to read babs post and this do this..so will catch up Monday..have a great weekend...Cowboys play tonight..everyone cross their fingers for me...the way I have felt lately..the lost of another Cowboy game would just be enough to push me over the edge and send me on a shooting spree...that is if I had access to a gun...thank the Goddess for the 7 day waiting period ...If not I would already be doing time....
fuckme till I pack heat...

Thursday, December 14, 2006

CACTUS, TEXAS ...AFTER THE RAID...

Shit is hitting the fan....all over Cactus, Texas...The raids at Swift & Co. that resulted in at least 1,282 arrests in 6 states is kicking up some dirt. Federal authorities are now going after the illegal immigrants of hijacking the identities of U. S. citizens..This makes the raids the government's single-largest worksite-emforcement operation ever. The Sift plant in Cactus had 295 arrests on adminstrative immigration charges or criminal charges, more than any other Swift facility.
I guess so many people are pissed off because of the raids that they are quickly going after illegal workers who are violating the rights of U.S. citizens and other legal residents and participating in document fraud.
OOOh...the homeland security is knee deep in this too...ole Michael Chertoff used the actions taken by ICE to call for congressional action to overhaul immigration-enforcement tools.Operation Wagon Train(10 month operations name) should serve as a deterrent to illegal immigrants."I'm pretty much going to guarantee your we're going to keep bringing these cases," Mr. Chertoff told reporters. "We're going to try to make it inhostitable to break the law here." (yeah right)
The use of fraudulent documents had been a problem for two decades, Ms.Meyers said, but recently "evolved into a disturbing new trend" of buying genuine documents with real identities of U. S. citizens.
"Identity theft is widely reported as the largest and fastest-growing crime in America," she said, "and this case illustrates that illegal immigration may be a driving force behind this growth."
The Federal Trade Commission reports that it receives as many as 20,000 complaints or inquiries at week from consumers about identity theft. Officials highlighted the case of a Texas man who lost his wallet and later was arrested after someone who had stolen his identity used it for illegal activity. Another Texas resident's identity, they said, was used after a purse theft to obtain utility accounts and a Sprint cellphone account. The FTC determined that both suspects worked at Swift.
Officials at Swift & Co. learned of the investigation and tried to force ICe to change course.In late November, the company unsuccessfully sought an injuction from the federal district court in Amarillo to block a single-day raid at six plants. The raid was scheduled for Dec. 4, according to a court document. Swift told the court that as many as of 40 percent of its 13,000 employees at the time might be removed, causing a disruption that could cost up to $100 million. The company wanted them to phase the raids running between 10 weeks and four months, one plant at a time. ICE said that would allow suspects to disappear with the stolen documents and get employed elsewhere.
Even before the raids, Swift conducted its own survey of workers across its plants. The month long review in October and November found that 990-95% of 450 'suspect semployees' at Swift were either not eligible for U.S imployment or were using identification documents that were not theirs. As a result more than 400 workers were fired or quit..
"Swift did not notify ICE," U.S. Districk Judge Mary Lou Robinson said."Neither Swift nor ICe knows where those 400 workers are now."
The court battle brought up reports from the FTC that 331 Swift employees used false identitites "to the harm of other citizens." At the time 170 of those still worked at Swift.
(THIS SENTENCE IS THE ONE THAT STRUCK ME AS BEING THE MOST IMPORTANT.)
Mr. Chertoff said the company's 'good faith' involvement in a federal program to authenticate workers' documents mean it won't face civil or crimianl charges as a result of using illegal workers...
well, fuck me til I'm left handed...
Ok...there is a whole bunch more..and I know it's a lot to read..but I wanted to include another article that ties in with this one..even if not about illegals and jobs...it is about the baby boom in New Orleans...

LATINO BABY BOOM HITS NEW ORLEANS.
Immigrant workers' pregnancies add to health costs, headaches.
Since New Orleans was hit by Katrina hundreds of babies are being born to Latino immigrant workers, both legal and illegal, who flocked to the city to get jobs in the reconstruction of New Orleans.
Because many immigrant mothers cannot afford to pay prenatal care or delivery services, New Orleans' newest citizens are adding another load to the devastated health infrastructure in a city abandoned by most of its doctors.
The two health units providing prenatal care run by the Louisiana Department of Health and Hospitals saw more than 1,200 pregnant women from January to mid-November. Virtually all were Latino immigrants.
Before the storm only 2 percent were Hispanic; now about 96 percent are Hispanic. Many immigrant women are not getting prenatal care and just show up ready to deliver, in hospital emergency room, where they are required to be seen even if they are in the country illegally.
According to the Louisiana Health and Population Survey, relaeased in November, the number of Latinos liveing in households in Orleans and Jefferson parishes has increased by about 10,000 since 2004, to 60,000, even as the total population has fallen by about a quarter, to roughly 625,000.
fuckity fuck fuck fuck.....
Let the good times roll...amigos...
fuckme till I glow..

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

.......FLALEEEEEZ NAVI BLEE BLAH.......

I don't know why..but that just cracks the shit out of me...ahh, simple minds simple pleasures...
In the immortal words of Frank Barone(Peter Boyle....r.i.p.) holy crap!
I didn't get all the details but Peter Boyle died...so sad..he was so great in Son of Frankenstein by Mel Brooks....."puuuuin o' ah reeetz."
sigh*

Remeber when I was telling you about the article in the Dallas Morning News about the town of Cactus where the Swift Slaughtering Plant was ran by all illegal aliens..it was a 5 day peice..Monday-Friday...told all about how many people lived there and were illegals, they worked at the plant, etc...and wondered why with the 5 day exposure the INS didn't come rain them...?????
Well, they did it...Front page of the Dallas Morning News had pictures of handcuffed and crying illegals doing the perp walk to buses to take them away...They shut down Swift's all over the country..Thousands of illegal workers in Cactus and 5 other cities got arrested..I will do a little quoting:"As the company aimed to resume production today, industry experts said they were stunned by the scope of the action by U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement. A coordinated rain across a company's facilities , almost completely halting its production..raised worries in an industry that's still trying to recover from a crisis over mad-cow disease 3 years ago.The government estimate of daily slaughter dropped by 10 percent compared with recent weeks.
Federal officals were withholding many details about the raids...including the scope of legal charges and the number of workers involved..
Swift president and chief executive Sam Rovit said in a written statement that the government action violated an agreement for the company's participation in a federal worker document-verification program."Swift has never condoned the employment of unauthorized workers, nor have we ever knowingly hired such individuals,"he said...
(yeah..................right...don't ask..don't tell..)
Location :Cactus, Texas...between 300-400 workers were arrested and the facility remained closed Tuesday evening.
Location: Grand Island, Neb....the Police Chief said he and none of his men took part in the arrest..."When this is all over, we're still here taking care of our community and if I have a significant part of my population that's fearful and won't call us then that's not good for our community."...(if they were illegal they shouldn't be there..needed the help of the police.)
Location: Greeley, Colorado...hundreds of family members gathered outside the plant, with some trying to deliver documentaion to relatives inside..Some held signs:"Don't take my parents at Christmas,: "Presents not tears at Christmas."
Location: Hyru;m, Utah..a deputy described the scene outside the plant as a circus, with buses,a bunch of transport vans, a lot of cars and 150 or so agents.
Location:Marshalltown, Iowa...People gathered outside, most of them family..yells and jeers came from the crowd as federal agents led workers out to several white vans ..
Location:Worthington, Minn...some in the crowd that gathered outside the fences at the plant in this town of 12,000 watched workers, some in plastic handcuffs, being escorted to 10 white buses in the parking lot and said they heard women screaming about who would pick up their children in school.
Hundreds of agents from across the country were at the Swift plant, checking room by room for illegal immigrants in an action they called Operation Wagon Train.
Swift lashed out at the raids complaining in a prepared statement that they violated long standing agreements with federal officials on monitoring the immigration status of the company's workers. The action also 'raise serious questions as to the government's possible violation of individual workers's civil rights," the company said...(big fucking deal...they are ILLEGAL...they have no fucking rights..and you can't tell me that they didn't know that they were hiring illegals...kiss my fat ass...even if not before the 5 day article in the Dallas Morning News..they should have done something afterward and not waited for the INS to come kick in the doors and shut them down...assholes...)
I'm glad I buy my meat from West and Nemechec's....
There is much more on the article..if you are interested..you can google it or go to DallasNews.com...

I know it sound like I am being mean and cruel hearted about what is happening to them...but just because the labor is unskilled and desperate is no reason to let them run a meat plant that is butchering and sending out meat to Americans...Swift is being sued by about 2 dozen fired employees after they were injured on the job..oh man ..what a mess....


I am all alone at the library..since I helped Henrietta stack books and catalog some she said I could stay and just lock up when I leave...that's cool...but fork me..I'm done...going to go buy a West News Paper and see what happened this past week and what's going to happen this coming week..if it's exciting(don't hold your breath)...I'll post about it..

fuckme till I eat wheaties..

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

.......SANTA CAME EARLY THIS YEAR.......

Some one knocked on the door this morning about 10am...I was in kitchen and to be silly I said in a falsetto..."who issssssss it?"...and the mailman said in falsetto..."It's the maiiiiiiiiilman..."...he's silly too..He likes to stick around and see what I get in my packages as I always get weird shit from people...He and the UPS driver..the UPS driver has been a big fan of mine since my friend Chuck sent me a Computer from Hawaii...and I said it was a gift from an old boyfriend..and he said.."wow, you must have been a good girlfriend..and I said.."no..I give great blowjobs."...so anyhow...I opened up my package and it was from 'ol lady ..from Canada...it was the Pee-Wee Herman's Playhouse Christmas Special...I am ferklimpt...I'm so excited..adn the mailman wants to borrow it when I'm through..
There are even more guests on there than I remembered...Frankie Avalon, Charo, Del Rubio Triplets, Annette Funicello, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Whoopi Goldberg, Magic Johnson, Grace Jones,K.D.Lang,Little Richard, Joan Rivers,Dinah Shore and Oprah Winfrey...holy shit...!!!!also starring Cowboy Curtis(Lawrence Fishburn), Reba The Mail Lady(s.Epatha Merkerson, Miss Yvonne(Lynne Marie Stewart,King of Cartoons(William Marshall), Jambi(John Paragon),Ricardo the Pool Boy(Vic Trevino) and Mrs. Rene(Suzanne Kent)......Is this not the most exciting thing ever????? My own personal DVD of the Christmas Special...Ohh ol Lady...thank you sooo much..this is just perfect...I am going to see if the granddaughters can come over and make cookies this year...and if they can..I'm ordering a pizza and we are going to eat pizza and watch Pee-Wee's Christmas Special..they will be so impressed..
thanks again..your the best...
The West News Christmas letters won't be till next Wed..I got the day wrong..rats...
I'm telling you Annie the psycho cat is a very strange cat...She sleeps under the covers with me at night...I have never had a cat do that..I think she is one of my dogs that died reincarnated...I left the house to come up here and she was on the porch and followed me thru the gate and to the truck....I opened the door and she jumped on the seat and sat down like she was ready to go for a ride...She was pissed when I took her out and made her stay behind..but I think the next time I have to just run to the store for a minute I will take her with me and see what happens...
I have been having all kinds of blogger problems when I read your blogs..tried to leave comments and they all say my password is wrong..same damn password I have had from day one..stupid ass blogger..so if I don't get to comment...it's not for lack of trying..tomorrow is the day we open at the library from 10 till 3pm...hoping that blogger will be working right again and will be able to post comments..fuckity fuck fuck fuck...it let me comment on about 4 of them and then nothing..I'm starting to take it personal...
fuckme I'll never smile again....
faleeeze navi blee blah....

Monday, December 11, 2006

THE WEIRD AND THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF JACKIESUE

I love it when there is so much weird shit in the paper I don't know which and what to put first...hm...lets see..I know..I'll start out with the letter to the Dallas Morning News where the person is pissed because the Dallas Convention and Visitors Bureau is actively promoting Dallas as a gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender destination..(their words)..Seems the bureau's Web site tous Dallas as a city of 'sassy drag queens'and 'strapping gay rodeo champs.' Be still my heart...haha..oh man..did I have a good laugh over that one..I love the letters to the editor in the Dallas paper..they get so pissed over such goofy shit...unlike me who only gets pissed and writes letters when George Bush fucks up so bad I have to vent..but that was before I had you guys to vent to...life is pretty fucking good since you guys came into my life...

Seems some of the citizens of Katy, Texas(by Houston) is all up in arms over the building of a Islamic Mosque...The Houston metropolitan area has about 170,000 Muslims and the Islamic association bought some land in Katy for $1.1 million and is planning on building a Mosque along with after-school activities, housing for senior citizens, a fitness center and an Islamic school...Some guy who lives next to the land says if they build it he will hold pig races on all Muslim holy days...which doesn't mean jack to Muslims as they don't care what you do with pigs as long as they don't have to eat them...The neighbors are worried about it becoming a hot bed of terrorists and all sorts of nefarious deeds...I think the land is like 11 acres..and everyone has ruffled feathers and chapped asses....this could really be interesting to keep up on...my cousins live in Houston and the surrounding areas...wonder what those good christians will have to say?....I see a great oppurtunity to email them and ask them how they feel about a Islamic Mosque being build out by them...hmmm. I see another round of prayer meetings for me coming up..
Did you read in the paper or hear on the news where this woman who lives in the Dallas area is being banned from certain Air Lines as she has a not so safety type habit of lighting matches on the plane to cover up her farts?...I'm not making this shit up folks...this is real news...I laughed so hard when I read this..."American has banned her for a long time."--Lynne Lowrance, Nashville airport spokeswoman on an American Airlines' move against unidentified Dallas-area woman who attempted to disguise her flatulence by lighting matches aboard aircraft....
man..those must be some stinky ass farts...
Great little blurb on the weepy ex-President.. "I don't enjoy breaking up, but when you talk about somebody you love, and you get older, you do it more."....Former George Bush, explaining why he cried in a spech about his son, outgoing Florida Gov Jeb Bush....he wouldn't have to cry so much about them and their activities if they weren't such fuck ups...He's probaby crying cause he KNOWS their fuckups and it's just too damn late to do anything about them now..
And just to show that Im an equal oppurtunity asskicker...here's one for the Baptists..
"My tertiary speciality in the Air Force was psychological warfare, and I was no mean student thereof. It is imperative to know everything conveivably possible about your adversaries and their soft underbelly---and have the patience to await the most strategic moment to strike,"..Herbert Reynolds, retired Baylor University president, in an e-mail threatening to release unspecified damaging information about rival former president Robert Sloan if the university didn't stop publication of school history.....oh, my! What every happened to 'turning the cheek???
Ok, enough news...I can only do so much of this shit when out either laughing out loud or swearing and since I'm boxed in by teenagers..I have to be good...painful as it may be...Ok, ...I have to do one more..it's just too good to pass up...In Waco, Texas ..School administrators gave a 4-year old student an in-school suspension for inappropriately touching a teacher's aide after the pre-kindergartner hugged the woman..
A letter from La Vega school distric administrators to the boy's parents said he was involved in 'inappropriate physical behavior interpreted as sexual contact and/or sexual harasment" when he "rubber his face" in the aide's chest while hugging her.
DaMarcus Blackwell, the boys father, filed a complaint over the punishment."When I got the letter, my world flipped," he said.
the distric has since notified him that the offense has been changed to "Inappropriate physical contact" and that the reference to sexual contact or sexual harassment have been removed.
The La Vega school district covers about 30 miles around Waco.
WHAT THE FUCK?
I swear to the Goddess, sometimes people just simply stun the ever living shit out of me...I can just see it now...'no Sally, you can't play with Bobby, as he sexual harrassed his teacher...'....judas priest...

The weather is back to being Texas again..it's in the 70's today..and big old fat gray storm clouds are building up..supposed to remain in the 70's but maybe we will get some rain out of it..
I went today and handed in my applilcation to the apt building..I am bouncing between being excited about it and scared about it..as I have not lived in an apt in almost 15 years..fuck...If I get some schmuck on top of me or below me like Babs loud neighbor I can see me getting tossed out for bipping him up side the head..but I think they are all old farts and I will probably he the loudest one there..I do like to play my music loud and I may have to curtail my screaming at the tv set when Bush is on and the cowboys lose like they did last night...oh fuck was I insane or what?...I had this bad feeling all Sunday before the game..New Orleans head coach is a student of Parcels and knows Romo and our offense as well as our coach does...and they spanked our ass and spanked it bad...I just hope that they can turn it around..and man did my picks suck this week... couldnt pick a winner to save my soul..think I had 4 wins...so my pct. is down ..rats...

This coming Wed. is the paper that will have all the letters to Santa Claus in it..so will have some West News..well, I have no more news so I will try to read some of your blogs...there is some kid running around whining and crying and I may snap and bip him too...
fuckme till I whistle..

Saturday, December 09, 2006

SATURDAY'S AT THE LIBRARY WITH JACKIE

It's Saturday in West, Texas...it's in the 40's I think and simi-sunny...wind is blowing and I am nice and toasty warm in the Library.
Jacob has shelved all the books that need to be shelved and my other adult helper(and I use the term loosly) is building a Dell laptop and hoping they will let him charge it..he is as worthless as tits on a boar hog..shelved about 8 books and been sitting on his ass every since...I don't think our library should be used for community service..the library should be a place where you want to be...not used as a form of punishment..there is one kid who comes in and has a kabillion hours of community service..he doesn't like books, doesn't like shelving books, and knows nothing about the books..we have a paper book section...only paper back books...I found 27 hard back books mixed in with the paper backs..when I told him to removed them and put them where they belonged he acted like I was asking him to shovel shit with his nose..little prick..Told him how smart do you have to be to know that 'the big hard books don't go with the little soft books"? he just shrugged his shoulders..guess that was too hard of a question..I think they should give them a sharp stick, an orange vest and a croaker sack and have them pick up garbage...
oh man..you will not believe the balls of this guy...the one that was on the computer building his dell? He handed me his slip where I'm supposed to sign his time in and time out..he was supposed to work here from 9-am to 12noon...he came in at 10:30 and stacked 8 books and then spent the rest of the time on the computer..I put down 15 minutes as time worked and he said 'I really need 3 hours as I'm going to see my probation office tomorrow'..I said'you should have thought about that while you were building your fanatsy Dell computer on line'...he said I really need 3 hours...I said...tough shit..and signed it and handed it back to him..he said 'man..that's not right...'...only thing that kept me from bitch slapping him was I was in the library...so I said"what is not right is your not doing the job you were supposed to be doing and expecting me to go along with it.,,,I could call your probation officer for you if you would like."....he left...tsk tsk...little fucker...
well, we are official closed...had to practically toss Melinda out of here..she's lonely and has no one to talk to ..so it was me...but I need to go to (eek..shudder) to Bellmead(15 miles away) to pick up 3 rolls of film.Jenny put them in for me..she was going to bring them to me but she has been working full time since school is out and too pooped to drive here after working 10 hours a day..bless her little heart...
I finished reading the new Stephen King book...called Lisey's Story...take my word for it..don't waste your time..it sucked soo bad...it picked up about 3/4 of the way through, but by then I had quit giving a shit..there were some pretty funny moments..but all in all..I wish I had spent that time reading the new Jan Burke book...and weep for the loss of trees it took to make the book...512 pages...arg!what a waste...James Lee Burke is supposed to have a new one coming out..I can't wait..that cajan boy has yet to write a bad book..want to find me a fat guy just like Clete with a pork pie hat that is in the Dave books...if you have not read James Lee...you have to...he is a yafta...yafta read him..
the word for today is:jingle.....remember to at least mentally scream..and word for sunday is:ho ho ho...
I think I am stalling..last time I went to Bellmead I had a panic attack..all those fucking cars...hell in West, if I have to sit at stop sign and wait for more than 7 cars..I'm pissed...
Didn't have time to read any blogs, but will catch up Monday...have a good weekend and hope your team wins...
fuckme till I stall out in traffic






Thursday, December 07, 2006

THE WORD FOR FRIDAY IS....

Since the library is closed on Friday and I won't be back till Saturday..the word for Friday is:
"SLEIGH"

BUZZZZZZZZZZ, IT'S THE DOPE DEALER FOR YOU

In the city that never sleeps at night, you can pretty much get anything delivered to your door..groceries,dry cleaning, Chinese food and ......reefer...
Pot smokers are increasingly ordering takeout marijuana from drug rings that operate with remarkable corporate-style attention to customer satisfaction.
An untold number of otherwise-law-abiding professionals in New York are having their pot delivered to their homes instead of visiting drug dens or hangin out on street corners..like...Chris, a 37-year-old salesman in Manhattan who can dial a pager number and get a return call from a dispatcher who takes his order for potent strains of marijuana. Within a couple of hours, a well-groomed deliveryman..sometimes a moonlighting actor or chef--arrives at the doorstep of his Manhattan apartment carrying weed neatly packaged in small plastic containers..
Last year an organization called the Cartoon Network got busted.DEA agents arrested 12 people after using wiretaps and surveillance and making under cover buys. Authorities estimated since 1999, the ring made a fortune by deliverying more than a ton of marijuanna, some of it hydroponically ...in the basement of a Cape-Cod style home on 10 acres in Vermont, where an informant reported said that the smell of pot was overpowering..
The dealers, working out of a roving call center, processed 600 hundred orders a day..from Doctors, lawyers, Wall Street traders..even on Christmas, investagators said.
One former customer named Lucia, a 30-year-0ld employee at an entertainment cable network, recalled blatant deals done at the company's Manhattan headquarters. Executives and employees alike would pool their orders as if they were buying lunch together, and then await arrival of a courier.
The cost was $60 for one plastic case holding 2 grams of marijuana, a steep markup, but worth it because of the convience and quality..
The emphasis on customer service and satisfaction was evident at one stash house, where agents found more than 30 pounds of marijuana in plain view, already packaged for holiday deliveries.The packages featured the drug ring's cartoon logo and the greeting, "Happy Holidays From Your Friends at Cartoon."
John Nebel, 'should have been the CEO of a Fortune 500 Company'..said his attorney, Steve Zissou. Instead, Mr. Nebel, who is awaiting trial, could get a minimum of 10 years in federal prison if convicted. Prosecutors also demanding the forfeiture of $22 million in cash, homes, cars, motorcycles,and a boat owned by him and his cohorts.
People who lost their 'connection'.were 'bummed' by the news of Mr. Nebel's bust. But worries that their business might get raided soon evaporated, and other dealers stepped right in, though "their product does not hold up to cartoon"...


We are in the wrong business.....fuckme till I blow smoke rings....


the word for the day is...
"CAROLS"......

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

AUTHORITIES FIND 9 TONS OF POT(the lost post)

in 2 underground bunkers under a pair of garages near Rio Grande City...Well, fuck...there goes Sooner and Bab's high tea for the rest of the year..Speaking of reefer..a kid is taking his case to the Supreme Court...He got suspended from high school for carrying and waving a banner that proclaimed "Bong Hits-4 Jesus."....This was when the Olympic torch passed through Juneau, Alaska back in 2002....He said he just wanted to get on camera...I think this is stretching his 15 minutes of fame a little too far..He's probably already out of high(if you will excuse the term)school by now..and speaking of the Supreme Court(Im getting good at seque's )they have agreed to step into a dispute over the Bush administration's promotion of federal financing for faith-based charities.The program has been a staple of President Bush's political agenda since 2001, when he created the White House Office of Faith Based And Community Initiatives. The case under review grew out of a lawsuit filed by the Freedom from Religion Foundation.(To bad there's not a Freedom From Bush Foundation.)The group asserts that the Bush administration violates a constitutional ban on state-supported religions by singling out particular faith-based organizations as worthy of federal funding.The government tried to have the lawsuit dismissed, but a federal appeals court ruled that the foundation's members are taxpayers who are entitled to sue over a program funded by congress...hot damn!...I love it when someone tells that little fucker no..I was going to come to the library Sat. and post and read emails, but I,like the schmuck that I am insist on dragging packages across the drivers seat and when I do it hits the dimmer switch and turns the dome light on and runs my battery down..so had to wait till David got off the golf course Sat. and come jump my truck...so when I got here today I had 118 emails...fuckity fuck fuck fuck...so...I have a request..until I get a computer back at the house, please unless they are fall to the floor hysterical can you all hold off on the forwards? like jokes, pictures etc...a lot of them are down loads and can't down load from the library anyhow ...and even after I switched the jokes, etc. to my silly shit file and deleted any misc spam..it took me almost 2 1/2 hours to read emails and the jokes that I did read and forward...Kay?Thursday after I left here after being inside for 4 hours the truck doors were frozen shut...was so pissed..so I am out there in the cold, wind, sleet, ice, snow, rain mixture banging on the doors trying to get them open..was not a fun night..but I invented a new fuck word...'pretzel fucking'..don't ask me where it came from..but in my torrent of kicking and screaming and cussing I ended up calling my life a pretzel fuck...some how...it just made sense at the time..asshole marblehead and pretzel fuck...Im so inventive..I got a most welcomed phone call from the south Saturday...got one of those unknown named phone calls and usually don't answer them but Sat. I was bored so thought if nothing else I can fuck with who ever made the mistake of dialing my number..but it was a good thing..it was junebugg...so cool..! she was at work where she is the boss lady of a bunch of guys...what a deal...so we had a great talk and man..is she southern or what?..ha...I could smell grits and biscuits..was terrific.. thanks so much for making my day Junnybug..So I have had the honor of speaking to Babs, Sooner, Nancy,Jason and now Junebugg..I like that very much...so ..anyone else want to call? I'm either here or home..library hours are m-t-thurs...3-7pm central time...wed 10am-3pm..and sat..(will be working this saturday)9am-noon...so if I'm not at the house..I will be here..254-826-5463... you can even call early and wake me up..I made a batch of doggie cookies with my new recipe and bone cutters from ol lady...they were really good...or at least that's what Sadie and her daughter said(yellow and chocolate labs)...going to take some over to Jamie for her dogs..and some to my friends for their pets..if the dogs like them..I will try and see if the bakeries will let me sell them through their store..actually I tried one and if they had a little salt and a Dr.Pepper to chase them down with..they wouldn't be half bad..I am also thinking of making some in heart shapes..as we are in the 'Heart of Texas'...doggie hearts from the Heart of Texas...ewww, maybe not..Well, it's 5:30PM..want to read some of your blogs before I head home...oh...oh..I finally got to watch the Da Vinci Code....was soo disappointed...the book was so much better...watched Hostage with Bruce Willis..it was really good..and can't remember the name of it but had dennis quaid, marg hellingberg(?) and Scarlette Johansen in it..was pretty funny..also watched the Kingdom of Heaven...also fairly good..with no computer at home, I have watched 11 movies and read about 20+books..also bought a pink satin star stuffed with cat nip on a stretchy string and have been playing with psycho annie..she loves that damn thing...we play for ever with it...she gets all wall-eyed on the cat nip and runs through the house like she's insane..after the 9 ton bust we may have to resort to cat nip...fuckme till I google..

.......JACKIE'S WORD FOR THE DAY.......

ok...scream when you hear the word:


"TREE."....

you're wussies if you don't ...I did ......I screamed twice yesterday over the word toy....felt sooo good...

.....................107-78-6.....................

That's my wins, losses, and pushes for the football season so far...I have picked 107 games right against the point spread..And lost 78 games against the point spread and tied on 6 games...I rock ....
I'm so afraid of jinxing the Cowboys..But one way for them to get in the playoffs is for Philadelphia to lose to Washington,Minnesota needs to lose or tie at Detroit,St. Louis needs to lose or tie at home vs. Chicago, San Francisco needs to lose or tie against Green Bay and Atlanta needs to lose at Tampa Bay.

At 8-4, the Cowboys are the no.4 seed in the NFC behind the Saints(8-4) and Seattle(8-4) because of their 5-3 conference record.New Orleans (who woulda thunk it?) is second with a 7-1 conference mark, and Seattle is third at 6-3.
The top two seeds in the conference earn first-round byes in the playoffs...

We play the Saints this Sunday at 7:15pm on NBC and the Cowboys are 61/2 point favorite..Im not sure how I will bet this game yet..will see what the injuries are..and check and see what the percentages of wins the cowboys have against them at home..etc..checking all my facts...Cowboys usually suck at beating the point spread...So..You sick of me talking football yet?...

200,000 are registered to watch the border on line.The Texas Border Watch is on a website..www.texasborderwatch.com..you Can view images from a camera system along the Mexican border during the recent test run...Hmmm. Wonder if that is the test run for the website or test run for the 'meskins..?...There is a city outside of Dallas that is making it a law that you can't rent apts or sell houses to anyone that is not a legal resident..making English the official language of the city..Giving the police the right to ask for residential status when they are arrested or stopped for any violation...And man...is the cagatha(shit) hitting the fan...Mexicans are raising hell..trying to sue them, have them stopped any way they can...I'm thinking so what? They aren't legal..what are they going to do? Every time I see them in their little protest parades with their flag of Mexico I get pissed...The Dallas Morning News did a great article on a town in North Texas called Cactus... It's a slaughter plant and they kill and slaughter beef for some big meat company(Swift's).Almost the entire plant is ran by illegals..they make $10 and hour and the work is very hard...the entire town is now almost all illegals...the mayor started out an illegal and is now a citizen..But the one before him wasn't and his wife was some sort of city manager and she got busted for stealing a bunch of money..The crime rate in town is high..All they do is work at the plant, go home, eat, go out, drink and get into fights..They send almost all their money back to Guatamala or where ever they are from..If they get hurt at the plant they get little help as there are no unions to protect them and they get hurt all the time as they are tired from the long hours and repetitive work..

The thing I don't understand is why after this huge 5 day running article in the Dallas Paper some one hasn't gone down there and did an INS raid?...They talk about wanting to do something about the problem..but no one does..in 50 years..Calif. Arizona, New Mexico and Texas will be 90% illegals from Mexico, Guatamala,and other South American countries..(my guesstamate)I think I should move to Mexico..that is where a lot of retireee's are moving too because it's cheaper to live there..we can let them have those 4 states and we'll take the beaches in Mexico..fuckity fuck fuck fuck...el fucko
OK...I'll quit bitching now..
I left my phone number out yesterday...and got a phone call...from: 'aye...Canada..you hosers.'
ol lady called...how cool is that?....She said I should not put my phone number out there as all the wackko's will start calling...she was the first..hahah..
But I have a fondness for wackko's...so it's ok with me...we talked for almost an hour..and I will quit bitching about the weather here...at least our degrees are above zero....while her's is below...damn...so now my blogger phone calls are up to 5 now...
well, time to read your blogs..and leave my pitty comments...or is that pissy comments...
fuckme till I ice over...

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

LOST POST IS DOWN BELOW...

LOWER....LOWER ....LOWER...AHHH...THERE...

SO MUCH TO BLOG ABOUT..SO LITTLE TIME

First of all....the Cowboys rule...we are in first place in our division..the Eagles won this week, but it doesn't matter cause we have won more..Sorry Brad...sometimes that is more important to me than anything else..beating the Eagles and then leading our division...we have a new kicker ...he is good...3-4 for field goals.(and he is a shitload cheaper than that other marblehead asshole....)after his 46 yard field goal with 6 seconds left on the time clock to win the game..he did a little happy dance all over the place...he is sooo..exuberant..the head lines for the sports section said "Happy Feet."....cool..!!sigh*..I'm happy footed too..
Other good news....Pee-Wee's xmas show from 1988 is going to be on this Thursday at 9:30central on Cartoon Network...This may be one of tv's finer moments...It's an hour of music and comedy..Pee-wee and his regular Playhouse buddies prepare for the big day with the help of a surreal array of guest stars, including Whoopie Goldberg,Magic Johnson,Frankie Avalon,Dinah Shore and Grace Jones("The Little Drummer Boy.") When Ricardo the pool boy tries to teach Pee-wee to say "Merry Christmas" in Spanish("Feliz Navi-Blee-Blah!"), Cuchi-Cuchi girl Charo enters singing..The special is priceless and even a touch poignant.Pee-wee over-whelms Santa with an enormous list, leaving no toys for all the other kids in the world.After an epiphany of sorts, he willing gives up his loot.
Because of its late time slot, parents may want to set the video recorder for this goyous gift to the family.Made you look!
Oh, man..how great is that..except that I don't get the Cartoon Network and won't get to see it..I know David my best friend loves me ..but don't think he loves me enough to let me come over and watch Pee-wee...he's not much of a fan...sigh*..
I am thinking of starting a Pee-wee tradition..and every day have a secret word..and everytime someone says it..you have to scream...hmmmmm....think the secret word for today is:TOY!
everytime someone says the word TOY.. you have to scream out loud at the top of your lungs..but you can't tell anyone why you're screaming...I like this game..
Well, hate to be a spoiler of our good times..but have some disgusting news...the Exxon Chief was awarded 17% pay hike;and his bonus doubles...Rex Tillerson, who became chairman and chief executive of Exxon Mobil Corp.in January, joined the company in 1975 after graduating from the University of Texas at Austin..fuckity fuck fuck fuck..
He also receives 23 percent increase in restricted shares..Mr.Tillerson who this year oversaw the company's biggest increase in oil production since Exxon Mobil was created in 1999 acquisition, will receive half his $2.8 million bonus this month with the rest deferred, the company said.
Exxon is expected to boost net income by 5.8% this year to $38.2 billion.Exxon earned $36.1 billion last year, a record for any U.S. company.
The company raised output 7.2 percent in the quarter by tapping new wells in Nigeria,Qatar and Russia.Mr. Tillerson is widening exploration in Madagascar, Indonesia and the Gulf of Mexico and expanding chemicals plants to take advantage of increasing global petroleum demand.
Exxon Mobil shares have risen 38 percent this year and are headed for the biggest annual increase since at least 1981.
Think about that the next time you pull up to the gas tank and fill up...I'm putting in a special request to the Goddess...please Dear Lady...smite them greedy bastids.smite them good..
Ok...I will leave you with one final word.....

" TOY"

Monday, December 04, 2006

HIRE THE HANDICAPPED..WE'RE FUN TO WATCH

some times I wonder about me...really...ok..here's the deal..I have this blog and someone...Big Pissy I think or maybe Reg..asked me to join on their blog called Hell is a place called hollywood..I have never added a post to it..just never got around to it..so today I get on my blog to post...and somehow hit the other blog and did my post...when it was done I hit view the post and it comes up on Hell is a place called hollywood...fuckme goofy...so..until I figure out how to get my post over there..put over here...hint hint babs....you will have to go over there to read it..I don't think I have been this out of it since I drank so much vodka and grape juice it turned my pee purple..
fuckme till I limp..