I'm a pagan...I'm a liberal..I live in West, Texas..

Friday, March 16, 2007

..............THE BEAR..............


"He's an old blind bear....alone in the winter woods...with only the smell of his breath for comfort.To mean to die, to lost to care.But show some caution....he's still the bear."

I If you read the Goddess's post you have found out my secr
et..I have high cholesterol and high triwhateverthefuck the other thing is...244 and 203..Cholestrerol is supposed to be lower than 200 and the other one is suposed to be 150...I am truly fucked...I am so pissed..plus my diabetes dosage is going to be upped from 2mg/500 to 4mg/500...I'm as onery as a alligator with a jalopena stuck up his ass..
but the good news is I have lost a total of 34 lbs...but still fat.. I am going to start walking after dinner...twice afuckingday....kiss my rosy red neck ass..I don't know whether to sing "God Bless America" or go take a shit.


I need some good news.....I have decided to only post good things from my DAMN news today...Good news in the DAM News? yabetchaass, and here it is:

House reverses Bush's sealed recordsorder... haahamotherfuckinghaha..They also voted to make Presidents donors to the library..yehaw.that cracks me up.....lets see who else wants to donate to the Dumb Ass's Library fund.....remember I said along time ago that he would get his and the Goddess would be responsible? what goes around comes around and bites you in the ass..it's starting...the shit is starting to slide down hill...as any good plumber knows..you get paid on Friday and shit runs down hill...I see a lot of shit not only running down hill...but hitting the fan....the Goddess rules..and speaking of rules..these are the
Sunshine Laws:
Require disclosure of donations to presidential libraries of $200 or more..
Make it harder for former presidents to withold presidential records.
Strengthen federal open-records law, reversing an administration directive by restoring the presumption that agencies should release records when allowed by law and when an agency cannot reasonbly foresee that disclosure would cause harm.
Strengthen whistle-blower protection for government workers, private contractors adn scientists...
Ahh, more good news... The Kinster is in Dallas to raise money for his first love, abandoned aminals.
"I always loved stray dogs better than fat cats," says Kinky, co founder of the Utopia Animal Rescue Ranch at his home in Medina, Texas, the foremost animal rescue center in the Texas Hill Country.
On March 24, Kinky and some of his musician pals will perform a Utopia "bonefit" at Poor David's Pub. The show will feature Kinky's ubiquitous Sancho Panza, Jeff "Little Jewford"Shelby, as well as Washington Ratso and Austin fiddler "Sweet" Mary Hattersley..
Similar to a plot hatched by Krammer on Seeinfeld, Kinky is selling Kinky Cigars, "handmade by Cubans in Honduras."..The smokes will be sold at the benefit for $100 per box of 25, with all proceeds going to Utopia...Written by Alan Peppard of the DAM News staff...The Goddess would be most pleased if you donated money to the Utopia Ranch..you can go to KinkyFriedman.com and get the information on his website..I think the Utopia Ranch has it's own website..I have send $5 here $10 there over the years..what I could afford...those animals live good, but they need all the help they can get..

This is one of those bad news good news ...news..
Chris Gavora, a Grapevine High School baseball player was hit in the head by a line drive and it killed him...he was 15 I think... His parents donated his kindneys, pancreas, his liver, lungs and his heart..Three weeks before his death, Chris had told him parents he wanted to be an organ donor..Be a donor...

Valerie Plame will testify before Congress...kick some ass Val...kick some ass...

This is unfucking believeable...
CIVIL UNION LAW CELEBRATED IN MEXICO CITY..
The Mexico City law, the first of its kind to be passed in Mexico, has already inspired a similar one in Coahula.The northern border state's law took effect first, in January...Both laws allow the couples some of the rights of marriage, such as inheritance and hospital visits, but not adoption or joint custody of children. They also allow couples to take advantage of anti-discrimination laws that protect them in the workplace and when seeking housing..
VIVA MEXICO....
The next two bits of good news are from the comic's section in my DAM News...I don't know if you get or read :FOR BETTER OR FOR WORSE..
It is one of my favorites...it covers soo many great subjects..and people die in this cartoon...they grow up, age and die...like life..ok..here goes some explaining so you will get it...the young daughter of the core family is friends with a girl who is as she says'retarded'....so she says to her:"April, when ..people call me 're-tarded,' does that mean..that...I'm stupid?...April: 'No!Not at all.'...Have you ever checked teh signs at the airport?(this is a Canadian strip)When an airplane is gonna be late arriving the signs in French all say 'en retard.'.....
en retard means it's on its way, but it's not there yet...The little girl:So..what..they're saying ..is...I'm .on my way, but I'm not there yet? April: exactly..
April: know what's funny? Little girl: what?...April: the people who call you retarded will probably never get there at all.

and my last cartoon but best....HEART OF THE CITY about a little girl who lives with her divorced mother...the first cartoon is of Heart and her mother taking a walk in the city...then in a movie theater , then at a book store checking out books...then last square is of Heart and her mother eating icecream ...heart says:
think we'll get in trouble for skipping school and work, mom?......Mom: what's the point of life if your afraid of getting caught living it..?
so that's my advice for the day....don't be afraid to get caught living your life...at at it's fullest....
244/203.............FUCK!...evidence of my living my life and getting caught...

14 comments:

cyberoutlaw said...

34 pounds is great. Keep up the good work. Walking will do it if you keep at it regularly. Good luck!

Looks like Mexico is more progressive than we are these days.

ruby rocks said...

try drinking 8 cups a water a day. water is to the human body what oil is to an engine. i read that somewhere and it got stuck in my brain.

how in the feck did kinky lose that election? is there no justice???

Nit Wit said...

My colestrol was fine and then I started taking diabetes pills and now its high enough that I have to take a pill for it too. I think the drug companies are keeping a side effect secret and using it to sell other pills.

Bush will never get all the shit dumped on him that he deserves. Even if all the shit in the world landed on his head it still wouldn't be enough payback for all the misery he has caused.

carina said...

Viva Mexico indeed!
And Viva you for losing 34lbs, that's a lot. If you were closer you could borrow my Rottweilers for walkies to keep you company. Well if you were closer I'd go walkies with ya!
Does Atkins-type diets have anny effect on cholesterol? I know my friend who has diabetes bad, and is real overweight, found that on fairly strict Atkins she doesn't need hardly any insulin. Don't know about the cholesterol thing though.

kath said...

water here tastes bad...it smells like a swimming pool... can you manage crystal lite or one of the generics?

its better than nothing mabe, altho no dr pepper for sure.

I was a stay at home mom... I was lucky. I would regularly keep the kids home for outings... and when it was time to send in the excuse.. I would just say what we did.
Went to the science museum.
Went for hair cuts and a movie..
hehe
I do not believe in lying..
when the kids got older.. they each had one mental health day a month..
they did not have to make up an excuse... just tell me they needed to stay home. The one rule was that they couldn't do it to avoid tests.

I hate when people use the word
retarded as a negative adjective. They do it with gay now, too.

really pisses me off and I call them on it each time.

Sorry to be out of touch js.. work really drags me down.. uses all of my energy...
woke up today with a sinus headache and infection
woe is me

yellowdog granny said...

cyberoutlaw: yup..that walking helps..I don't care if it is good for me..I just feel good when I'm doing it and afterwards...
ruby:I did the 8 glasses of water aday...it sucks...I sloshed when I walked..and the water here in the apts is not West water, it's waco water(don't know how the fuck that happened) and it tastes like cat urine...but maybe that's just Annie's latest trick..Kinky lost the election cause you cant win on doggie votes..if you goggle Utopia Animal Rescue they have dogs that are up for adoption..it cracks me up as all the dogs have actor names, they have dustin hoffman, jack nicolson, roy rogers, etc...
nitwti:im thinking also that with all the vitamins I have been taking that are good for reducing blood sugar and are also supposed to help with cholesterol these numbers could be a low number..in other words they may have been higher than what they are now and this is the low number..that's my story and I'm sticking to it..I think it's a republican plot to force us to buy more meds from the companies that they are getting money from...fuckers..Shady lane said they are just numbers like social security numbers, age, bank account numbers..that they shouldn't rule my life..like willie nelson said..I know more old drunks than I do old drs....
I think Bush is in for a rude awaking..i don't see it getting any better..I see more shit falling on his head...
carina: i am on a meat, veggies, fruit, cheese, eggs diet...but was eating a lot of red meat..and that is not good..so back to fucking chicken and fish...fark..
kath:I used to take the kids to the zoo, museums, parks, every place i thought would be interesting i took the kids...I also took them to pool halls...where i taught them to play pool....i took my middle kid with me once to a lawyers office to sign divorce papers and he asked me if he made a lot of money..I said, yeah, I'm sure he does pretty good..and thom said, I don't think so ...I don't see a pool table..that's when i started taking them to more museums..ha
sorry you're not feeling well, sinus problems can be a bitch...get well..

Junebugg said...

I'm in the same boat as you. I'm badly overdue for new blood tests and have been putting them off because I know the Dr. is gonna freak out when she sees the results.

I gotta get on the ball and do better. Congrats on the weight loss, I need to do that to. Wish we lived closer so we could have a pity party togather. Plus you could drag my fat ass out and make me walk with ya!

jan said...

I think cholesterol was invented by the food nazis when they determined what Americans like to eat: steak, burgers, ice cream, buttered corn. And what they don't like: brocolli, tofu.

I had a friend who owned a restaurant and she said that people won't die from cholesterol. They'll die from worrying about it.

tqmcintl said...

i love your style
if only u wudnt say FUCK every now and then

if u want to then say FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK at the out set it self

yellowdog granny said...

JUNEBUGG: YOU CAN COME TO TEXAS AND WALK WITH US.SHE IS ALL THE INSPIRATION I NEED..GETTING WAXED BY A 75 YEAR OLD IS PRETTY EMBARRASING..
JAN: ACTUALLY I LIKE BROCOLLI...AND ALL VEGGIES EXCEPT TURNIPS...TURNIPS SUCK...TOFU...ICK..THE ONLY WAY TOFU IS GOING INTO MY BODY IS THROUGH THE ANAL CANAL...
TQMCINTL:I'M GLAD THAT YOU LIKE MY BLOG...AS FOR TOO MANY FUCKS?..WELL....FUCKYOU...IT'S MY BLOG...IF THE WORD FUCK IS OFFENSIVE TO YOU...I SUGGEST YOU GO VISIT JIM...

Lavender said...

Yes! Good news!! I like to read about good news!!!

Josh said...

Pretty bad when Mexico is more ahead of the times than the US... I hope my people south of the border can find some measure of protection under the law now...

yellowdog granny said...

LAVENDER:YUP..GOOD NEWS IS A GOOD THING.
JOSH; THEY ARE ALREADY PERFORMING UNIONS DOWN THERE..GOOD FOR THEM..OTHER COUNTRIES ARE DOING THE SAME THING...EXCEPT FOR US...WE'RE SO BEHIND TIMES ...I HATE SUCKING HIND TIT..

yellowdog granny said...

LAVENDER:YUP..GOOD NEWS IS A GOOD THING.
JOSH; THEY ARE ALREADY PERFORMING UNIONS DOWN THERE..GOOD FOR THEM..OTHER COUNTRIES ARE DOING THE SAME THING...EXCEPT FOR US...WE'RE SO BEHIND TIMES ...I HATE SUCKING HIND TIT..