I'm a liberal pagan living in West, Texas. Yes. That West, Texas.

Saturday, April 07, 2007

.......IT'S FUCKING SNOWING.......




It started at about 7am...and it's 7:30pm and still snowing...it's soo cool...it's so cool that I decided to call Babs and tell her it was snowing...so I call her off of her number on the phone..just found her number and hit talk..it self dials..but unbeknowst(spelling?) to me..it doesn't do the 1 for long distance..so the phone rings, a woman answers the phone...I say "it's fucking snowing, can you belive that?..."..she says.."It's fucking snowing here too, so I can belive it."...I then tell her how I got this phone call from Allan from Camelback blog and that's when I discovered that it was snowing...and it was really good to talk to him and can you believe it..it's fucking snowing...she says"uh, can I ask you a question?" and I said "sure, ask away"....she says..."who the hell is this."....long pause..


"Babs?"...."uh, no.."...me....'well, fuck...'...by this time we are both in hystericas..laughing our asses off..some how I phoned someone in China Springs and she knew someone in West, so figured it was someone she knew when she saw the 826 #...so after laughing and and talking about how great it was to have snow in China Springs and West, I hung up..still laughing..


Then I called Babs and left a message .."IT's fucking snowing."...




by the way..Shady lane sent this to me...Cracked me up

16 comments:

mckait said...

as always this post cracked me up...
what a great serendipitous event!

what are the odds of getting a kindred spirit by misdial?

rofl

apositivepessimist said...

oh I scared the dogs when I barked out my first *CACKLE*

how fucking funny and COOL is THAT.

I love getting wrong people who are like that. and I sometimes I like to be “that” wrong person that someone else gets. huh. okay well it made sense when I started typing it. oh well. bygones.

what! in TEXAS. my god the weather god has gone stark raving bonkers. enjoy it.

Nit Wit said...

You know what's going on don't you?
Gump is in Crawford again and wherever he goes they run a machine to make it cold so he can still say that global warming needs more study.
Either that or wherever he goes is hell and it's freezing over.
Imagine that, a wrong number who has a sense of humor.
Only in Texas. :)

Cie Cheesemeister said...

It started as freezing drizzle here and then turned to frozen little snow pellets. Driving to work tonight the road was slick as elephant snot.
I actually don't mind snow, but I HATE ice!

the rube said...

gosh, someone might not come out of his cave if he sees the snow.

yellowdoggranny said...

kath:I still laugh when I think about it..what are the odds of me getting the wrong number but someone that won't have a heart attack when they answer the phone to hear:"it's fucking snowing"....
apos:I am tempted to redial her and ask her to meet me in West for a kolache..I think she and I could be buds..ha
it finally stopped snowing and then it rained for a while and now it's just cloudy, damp and cold..supposed to warm up by middle of the week...but these are the same people that said we would get slight snow and none of it would stick too...A-holes..
nitwit: you may be right..he is holding the fort against cindy shehan's group of anti-war demonstrators...lets nail THAT little weasel bastid to a cross..
Cie: we lucked out and didn't get the ice like we did the last storm..
rube:ya think?..wouldn't it be wonderful if he just stayed in his little spider hidey hole in Crawford and gave up the presidency?..yeah, right..

carina said...

Oh BTW, love that cartoon!

:P fuzzbox said...

It snowed here as well. Guess that global warming crap is on hiatus.

Unknown said...

They tell me it fucking snowed here too but I fucking slept through it and missed the snow in April in 'Bama damn it!

I'm free, I've actually got a few days off, now if I can just get that mountain of laundry done and get the jungle that used to be lawn mowed I'll be doing good.

TheWayfarer said...

I don't know how much more of this shit I can put up with.
It's been fuckin' snowing here off and on for three days, gas is on its way through the roof again, and not being able to get out of the house again is pissing me off as I need to walk off some winter fat sometime.
Master Doh-San is back from the dead, and informs me they got snow in Albuquerque, NM...WTF!? Over...

apositivepessimist said...

what?? has the fucking snow laid you up? I’m used to hearing a bit more from you.

texlahoma said...

Seems like I remember an old commercial for a record album
"Shady Lane, voted america's most loved singer." Or something like that.

yellowdoggranny said...

Carina;shady lane sends me bitter yeti's all the time..one was the bitter yeti as an adult still whimpering about what mommie/daddy did/or didnt do to them when they were 8years old...
fuzz:who wouldathunk we would ever get snow on easter weekend?...was surreal..but I loved it..
juney:ahh, apt life..no lawns to mow...but my house is full of all my plants I had to drag in because of the cold weather and the snow..dang..enjoy your time off..I miss ya..
galt:I know we have global warming, but will someone explain how we can have global warming and it still snow in texas in the first 2 weeks of april????

apos: I was going to post yesterday, but I watched movies all day and only got on computer to answer some emails and chat with babs...figured if the goddess could take a day off, so could i...
shady lane was quite the rocker in her new york city days..her 'mate' at the time, bobby was the road manager for the stones..and played drumbs..she said she had a song written about her and gave me the song and lyrics..but I have forgotten what it was...someone needs to write lane's life story..

Allan said...

Hooray for White Easters and the sharing of good news!

Heidi said...

This post made me LOL. I showed my mom your blog when I was home for Easter and she laughed her a$$ off. She's going to start reading your blog now, too. She loved the one about Wanda and the Senior Center.

As for your coupon comment on my blog, what kind of coupons do you have? Any Fancy Feast Medleys $1.00 off 4? There's a sale at PetSmart so I've been stocking up like crazy... they end up being about 11 cents a can.

yellowdoggranny said...

allan: dont know which was 'more funner'..getting your phone call or the snow....either way..it was way fun..
HMH:tell your mom to say howdy when she drops by to read my posts..I had some of the $1.00 off of 4 for fancy feast but the date ended the middle of the month..but I have a $2.00 coupon on friskies dry 3.5 lb ...$4.00 coupon for Purina One cat food, $1.00 for 24 cans of fancy feast, and buy one get one free for fancy feast gourmet gold pouch...and a coupon for $1.00 for whiska's treats for cats..Plus Sunday I will get more coupons..and will save them for you...Annie doesn't eat that much of canned to get 24 cans and I have enough dry right now to last for 2 months..so send me a address and will send you the coupons if you want them..