The White House..
The President was rushed to a local hospital this evening. He is listed to be in fair condition..The injuries were inflicted on him by an irate Queen of England.From all reports, it seem
s that President over stepped the protocal boundaries set up by the Queen's staff..Upon entering the Oval Office, President Bush rushed up to the Queen,grabbed her by the arm, drew her into a head lock and gave her a 'nuggie, shouting:"Howdy, Queenie, I'm the Commander Guy."..Startled and put off by this politically incorrect behavior the Queen proceeded to beat the President arouond the head and shoulders with her purse, which flew open disclosing the contents on the carpet..While redfaced aids of the Queen quickly picked up a flask, package of non-filtered Camels and a string of condoms, the Queen swiftly gave the President a few kicks to the groin, before Secret Service agents could pull her off him..During the beating the Queen was heard to scream over and over again:"Off with his head...off with his head.The enraged Queen's staff jumped on the backs of the Secret Service Agents, screaming"We'll take back your piece of shit country you no English speaking, pushy bastards.."..Things turned into a free for-all, with the Prince and Mrs. Bush trading punches. A Secret Service agent who wishes to remain anonoymous said:"I never saw anything like it..we eventually had to call in the Marines and 
they used tear gas to clear the room...but not before The Queen(who's a hell of a scapper, if you ask me.)had the President in a full-nelson and made him cry like a baby.."
The Queen, the Prince and her staff immediately few back to England..The Vice President said in a report later that they were sending a diplomat over to England to try and straighten out this mes
s...but that if he had been there..'someone would have been peppered with 'pellet'...
More news to follow...
The President was rushed to a local hospital this evening. He is listed to be in fair condition..The injuries were inflicted on him by an irate Queen of England.From all reports, it seem
s that President over stepped the protocal boundaries set up by the Queen's staff..Upon entering the Oval Office, President Bush rushed up to the Queen,grabbed her by the arm, drew her into a head lock and gave her a 'nuggie, shouting:"Howdy, Queenie, I'm the Commander Guy."..Startled and put off by this politically incorrect behavior the Queen proceeded to beat the President arouond the head and shoulders with her purse, which flew open disclosing the contents on the carpet..While redfaced aids of the Queen quickly picked up a flask, package of non-filtered Camels and a string of condoms, the Queen swiftly gave the President a few kicks to the groin, before Secret Service agents could pull her off him..During the beating the Queen was heard to scream over and over again:"Off with his head...off with his head.The enraged Queen's staff jumped on the backs of the Secret Service Agents, screaming"We'll take back your piece of shit country you no English speaking, pushy bastards.."..Things turned into a free for-all, with the Prince and Mrs. Bush trading punches. A Secret Service agent who wishes to remain anonoymous said:"I never saw anything like it..we eventually had to call in the Marines and 
they used tear gas to clear the room...but not before The Queen(who's a hell of a scapper, if you ask me.)had the President in a full-nelson and made him cry like a baby.."The Queen, the Prince and her staff immediately few back to England..The Vice President said in a report later that they were sending a diplomat over to England to try and straighten out this mes
s...but that if he had been there..'someone would have been peppered with 'pellet'...More news to follow...
21 comments:
I love this blog. You always scoop Drudge, Google and all the networks.
her majesty's a pretty nice girl but she doesn't have a lot to say.
Damm!..I was watching "Jeopardy" when the whole thing went down..
Heh! I always knew the Queen was a tough old broad! *LOL*
As I was envisioning the Queen walloping George W. over the head with her purse and kicking him in the Bush family jewels, I laughed so hard, I almost peed my pants.
Definitely one your most hilarious posts yet, Yellow Dog, but then you had to mention CHENEY! That guy is enough to wipe the smile of anyone's face...
Heh saw a snippet on the news this morning but not enough to know what went on. Ol' Queenie be thinking who the fuck is this jibberer...that's fer sure.
jan:all the news fit to print..and make up..
rube:smart and silent..can't beat that..
sling:I should use news alerts to keep everyone up to date..
bigPissy:wouldn't it be funny if she did have that stuff in her purse???
HMHH:yeah, cheney puts a damper on everything...
apos:you know some how he is going to fuck up and do something stupid to embarrass himself and the country...sigh*
"Off with his head!"
I second that.
Short fishing trip.
The Queen has to be a tough old broad, look the rest of her family. Crag Furgerson did a pretty good skit with the guy who has made a carrier out of looking like the Gump.
*falls off chair laughing*
I should use spellcheck more.
cheesy:isn't THAT a great idea..
nitwit: i saw that last night...fergie does a great prince charles too...
buddha_girl: yeah, if nothing else she could turn your blood to icewater with that steely eyed stare..
beany:ahhh, my work here is done..
nitwit:.I knew what you meant..ha..hey i spelled divorce wrong for 8months or so when I first started blogging..
If only . .
Funny....
They shipped their criminals to Australia, and their religious fanatics and other fringe elements to the US and one of their children is now the preznut.
But it's a great life if ya don't weaken.
Excellent! And it's almost true...oh, man, she was HATING the Preznit! You could feel the contempt...well-deserved contempt, at that.
Bwaaaahahaha!!! Ohhh man, thanks for the laugh. I needed one. That was great. And there's more news to follow? It's a good thing someone is on top of this breaking story because the mainstream media is refusing to show it, LOL!
Where's Dick Cheney when you need him!?
Haha, great post, do you think the Queen was mad when Bush pretty much made a statement that would've meant she was about 280 years old...
Oh how I wish!
LOL... the Queen showed remarkable restraint! I'm sure she has bodyguards that would put Bush's to shame.
The contents of her purse sounds like mine... only instead of non-filtered Camels there would be a .38 S&W falling out.
Hopefully Helen Mirren will act out this scene in the DVD extras for "The Queen".
kath:hey...it could happen..
bbc:life is stranger than science fiction..
allan:I saw a shot of her and him and he walked up and was going to walk in front of her and she shot him such a look, he stopped dead and kinda shuffled his feet and looked around..like to see if anyone else saw..dipshit..
cyberoutlaw:hey, someone's gotta get these stories out..might as well be me..
sebastien:yeah, she kept shooting him 'the look'...you know the one your daddy would give you when you had done something stupid?>..ha..what an asshole..
mimi:we can only wish..
normy:I really want to know what's in her purse..
josh:yea, think helen could really get into kicking a gwbush look alike..ha
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