I'm a pagan...I'm a liberal..I live in West, Texas..

Thursday, June 14, 2007

.......SHE'S BACK!.......


Blessings on you my children..May your butt crack be free of twisted underwear..I have come back for a short visit to meet one of the Yellowdog's new readers...Sebastien has never met the Goddess before and wanted him to get a chance to ask his question ....You all are welcome to ask your questions also..Then I'm back to Valhalla...Friday night is karoke night and you haven't lived (or died as the case may be) until you hear all those soldiers singing "War, what is it good for...absolutely nothing."

Until Saturday...chin up..tits out...and don't let your meat loaf...

10 comments:

the rube said...

why in hell would anyone leave valhalla? even if only for a few days.

once i get there, wild horse won't be able to drag me out.

kath said...

Dear goddess

Someone may have asked this before, but....any chance of you bipping the hell out of cheney and Bush?

jan said...

My question is which is more heavenly, valhalla or west Texas?

Nit Wit said...

Don't let your meat loaf... I like that.

Oh, great and powerful Goddess will I ever get back into the swing on my blog, or did the steroids I had to take over a year ago make me inspiration impotent ?

BBC said...

Karaoke? I love doing that. My birthday is the 30th, maybe I will do it then.

Sebastien said...

Wow, thank you so much goddess, it is an honor to be allowed to ask you a question!

Ok, here is a question dear goddess...

If you were to chop ten men's heads off, which men would you choose to decapitate? If 10 is too many or too little, feel free to name 5 or 20 people, however many you feel need to have their head chopped!

Sling said...

..please don't chop off my head..
Love,
Sling

Josh said...

Where is a better place to live: Texas or Tennessee?

texlahoma said...

My tomatoes are getting pretty big, but are still green. When will they get ripe enough to eat? I'll plan a hamburger cookout for that day.

Big Pissy said...

Will the goddess ever post a picture of herself decked out in her goddess regalia?