I'm a pagan...I'm a liberal..I live in West, Texas..

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

.......WATCHING PORN.......

Knock if your horny....

I think that is what I'm going to put on the sign for my door...that should do it..


Ok...now for what it really important...fucking blogspot...it sucks bites and blows...
I have had such a problem with the new instant save fucker..Plus for the past 2-3 nights I have been unable to post comments or even read some of my favorite peoples...finally today I was able to catch up...what is up with this place?
I used to love it..it was such a great improvement over the other not to be named place, which by the way I heard has been bought by new owners and is a better place now..But I babble..Here is where I is now and here is where they are being a pain in my rosy redneck ass..
Is it just me?...When I post it saves every time you pause..which will end up being a space on the printed post..I hate that..It freezes up while it is saving..and it is harder now to post pictures then it was before..the only good thing is that it prints faster when you are done..
sigh*..I'm getting to be such a crotchity old bitch...(surprise..surprise..surprise)To top it off..the Asshole is about to drive me to drink, smoke crack and break about 39 different peta laws on his ass...He and Annie now stage wrestling matches every night till 4am...He chews on my feet while I am on the computer..gets tangled up in the wire to the phone and mouse and jerks them into the floor at lest 6 times a day..little fucker..He knocks all the articles I tear out of the paper to post about and chews them up..So if some of the data is a little skewed it's because he ate half the article..
I have been trying to get in touch with Anessa and Devon so I can state my case about the whys of Devon's not being allowed to use my computer anymore..but they are out of pocket..maybe they read my blog...
This is going to be a short post..just an outlet to bitch..going to go make my sign..trying to decide if I should put 'porn' or if I should specify the type of porn I'm watching..hmmm, decisions decisions decisions...
fuckme till I make movies..

18 comments:

Ol' Lady said...

Drown it!!!
Go for the porn sign...but be careful the shock may be too much for some of them round your place.
BTW I moved...you must have trashed the email :o
too many relatives lookin me up
www.sometimesstupid.blogspot.com
drop by the new place is pretty classy I must say

Cyberoutlaw said...

Surprisingly, I haven't had any problems with Blogger lately. They defaulted the comments settings to "None" when they upgraded, but aside from that it's been all right. But I usually don't write directly in Blogger. I use Google Documents, then cut and paste it into Blogger when I'm finished.

Babs said...

I told you to be careful with a sign like that. You might get a bunch of old ladies coming over all the time wanting to watch porn.

I haven't had issues with blogger lately. I still can't log in from the home page. I have to login using the comment section.

Sebastien said...

Yeah, blogger can be a real bitch sometimes. I've wanted to switch, but I'm too lazy. But I smoke crack and then I feel better about the whole blogger situation.

kath said...

I told you why he was acting out, but you not only won't believe me, but you told me to get over it!

harumph! So you are on your own with that darling new kitty... whasis name....

I was on the local humane society website looking at kittens....
I want them all.

I had 6 cats only a few years ago...Merlin and Fidget were littermates who both passed within months of each other and at 19 yrs old. Now I have only one dog, Duncan, and one cat, Morgan.... and I think I need a new pair of kittens. I have not had a kitten in 19 years... the others all came to me older than that........all this kitten talk is making me long for new furkids of my own.

How is the hair? It hasn't spontaneously combusted on you yet has it?

Where is the picture?

while you are at it, maybe you should post one of Annie and her new friend...
( LOL)

hope you are having a great day.. and I just might make a sign of my own......

kath said...

hey
here is something to entertain you!

Loads of fun..... honest!

no.... really it is..

give it a try

http://www.robmathiowetz.com/


enjoy!!!!

texlahoma said...

That auto save was messing me up till I switched browsers. It seems to work pretty well with Firefox. Drink but don't smoke crack, that shit sucks.

BBC said...

WATCHING PORN

With my mind why in the hell would I want or need too?

Anyway, geez, goddess swears more than God does. Though I did just post about it on my blog. That's it, she created swearing.

Got it, so be it. Hugs.

Sling said...

The trick is,to save your post every few seconds,before the automatic save...
If you can't do that..then backspace all the paragraphs till they make sense,and hit publish..Huge pain in the ass...

Big Pissy said...

the auto save kind of gets on my nerves....

remember when blogger locked me out of my own blog for a couple of days?

They SUCK!

yellowdog granny said...

ol lady:yeah, I'm afaid there will be a line of horny old lady's beating on my door..glad you didn't leave..will change the address on my blog roll..
cyberoutlaw:I only know one way to post...every time I try to copy paste etc..I lose it..
Babs:yeah, that would be my luck..will never get rid of them then..
sebastiaen:hmmm, smoking crack will fix it huh?...will have to remember that one..
Kath:yup..he's still an asshole..and if anything..he's worse..he's high on kitty crack..I know it..even Annie gets pissed at him and whacks him around..
yup..I miss my old chuck and rocky..had chuck 18 years and rocky almost 10...sigh*
Tex:I will try blogging with firefox..see if that helps..thanks
BBC:yup..the Goddess made everything..and invented cussing too..
sling:huh? what a pain in the ass is right...

Nit Wit said...

I have had problems with this place for a long time. I keep posting blogs and they keep disappearing. I've lost hundreds of posts over the last year...
Yea that's my story and I'm sticking to it.

I really have very little trouble with this place. Maybe it's a problem with a slow connection.
I always create my blog in a word processor.

The steps to keep from losing it are:
1. Create
2.Spellcheck.
3. SAVE!
4. Select all
5. Copy
6. Paste (in the create blog window)
7. Edit (there is always something to fix.)
8. Post.
Works for me every time.

If you put that sign up and it becomes a problem change it to Knock it you are a horny lesbian.
That will really get the tongues waggin.
Yea I worded that that way on purpose.

Cheesemeister said...

hell, since I sell porn, I see no reason why people shouldn't proudly announce what they're watching. So if anyone needs new porn, they know who to contact!

kath said...

firefox is fabulous! I wouldn't use anything else!

yellowdog granny said...

nitwit:hee hee..tongues a wagging..
cheesy:yeah, I don't think these little old lady's will aprove of the sign..but then that's the point..
kath: i always used to use firefox, but I kept having problem with spam/virus's getting in etc..

BBC said...

Kath is right, I use Firefox for my blogging. But it's not a cure all and has nothing to do with Blogger always screwing up.

"But I babble."

Fuck, who doesn't? I've become a fucking babbling brook. :-)

Instant save, fuck it. I know how to do a copy/paste if Blogger or the net fucks up.

Now I have to go in and delete the drafts they fucking save for me when I didn't even fucking ask them to. Shouldn't it just be an option?

Man, those fucks have better drugs than we do. Wait, I see the problem, I don't do drugs. Hey, booze is not a drug except in some idiots minds.

Well, if I have unlimited space here maybe I shouldn't give a fuck?

Tina said...

Sounds like you need another blog host...come over to the darkside :) hehehe Wordpress!

Josh said...

I'm considering Wordpress or some other such place, since people have complained about not being able to comment.