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Saturday, January 05, 2008

I FEEL LIKE HAMMERED SHIT




Or as Maryjo used to say...'pounded poopoo'....I have a tendency to over do things..First I took down tree and all the decorations to put back into the shed...but there was no room so had to take everything out and rearrange everything and then put it back..then I rearranged the furniture and cleaned the living room....Moving that couch that makes out into a queen sized bed is a bitch..but I did it..Dusted, vacuumed, cleaned the kitchen, bath,dining room, cleaned under the sink in kitchen,(ah ha, that's where the iron was)Then as if that wasn't enough I loaded up 3 gifuckingatic baskets of wash and hauled them to the laundry mat,and then did 6 loads of wash..brought them home...folded and put away all of it...fixed my dinner,too a long long hot bath, Tabu'd my ass and bed...took one melatonin,2 benedrils and struggled to stay awake for Letterman just so that I could see Shooter Jennings and fell into bed at 11:30pm..I was just whipped...I woke up at 4:30am and here it is 6am and I'm still wide awake...My back is killing me...my legs hurt and my feet are calling me dirty names...arrghghg fuck!
I have been reading the Tin Roof Blowdown by James Lee Burke..it is the best of the best of his books...It tells about the week or so after the hurricane and it is brutal..J.L. Burke is my favorite author in the whole entire world...He's my Kurt Vonnegut...If you are in the neighborhood of a book store or library, this is a yafta..You yafta read it...
Babs doesn't get her TV hooked up till next Thursday..I'd already be in a straight jacket by now, but she's not that much of a TV watcher and Lost isn't on yet so she's not that interested..but she does want to see Gruden the coach of the Tampa Buck's ..so she is coming over to watch the game, which I think is Sunday..Cowboys have a bye, so I will have time to charge up my batteries..She is adjusting pretty well, makes the trip to House of Satan with no problem and eventually she will get the hang of the town..She already found the vet and took Peaches for her shots...
I just heard the paper hit the front porch..so going to go see what happened while I slept...Mojo called and San Francisco is having horrible weather..70-80 mile an hour winds..She lives in the Haight Ashbury District and they lost electricity, plus a huge tree was uprooted in her front yard and when it went down it scared the crap out of her...She had to make a run in it to the store to get candles..Told her it was going to be in the 70's today...Plus they are talking about we might get some rain....and was done without a nekkid rain dance...
ahh, fuckme till I get a maid...

12 comments:

billy pilgrim said...

i'd vote for jj burke and only jj burke if you asked.

i'm a gruden fan too, i'll be thinking of babs while i cheer for chucky.

kath said...

my tee comes down today...I have to get off my sorry backside and just do it.

only had to wok thursday and friday. that was enough for the week.

as much as i love chistmas break, the kids come bck wild and crazy. hard.

not too much going on.... will have a look at that author...
i got 100$ worth of gift cards for books for christmas.....usually I only by books once they are used or on the bargain table/ list ..

that makes the card go father..

anyway

happy satuday

jan said...

When I first started reading this post, I thought I was reading Martha Stewart's blog with swearing added.

I love to watch the sideline shots of John Gruden's little pissed off Chuckie face. Not a TBay fan.

yellowdog granny said...

billy pilgrim:I felt so guilty that I went back and voted for him 3 more times...
babs will be here for the game, but buddhagirl wants me to root for the giants..i said i would if she would root for the cowboys when they played..hahahah
kath:I will recommend 2 books ...dark materials and tin roof blowdown...best books i read in years..
jan:yeah, im not sure about babs obsession with gruden..he's a little freaky looking to me..ha

High-Maintenance & Hostile Heidi said...

Wow, sounds like you had a productive day. Wanna come clean my house? ;)

I'm going to go check that book out the next time I'm at B&N. One of these days, I should really start going to the LIBRARY again... Save some $.

Nit Wit said...

I knew I should have read this yesterday. Then I might have been able to pick up a good book when I was in The House of Satan. Fact is I've been so run down and sleep deprived this week that I have barley been able to get through work and sit and vegetating in my chair when I got home. I go to sleep and wake up more tired than when I went to bed.
I'm too tired to be scared by Kali and your threats about posting. I wondered how your daughter was getting along with all the crazy weather out there in La La Land.
At least it isn't earth quakes.
You should know better than to try to do so much all at once. I plan to dig my tree out and put it up soon, but I'll have to take down the St Patrick’s Day stuff first.

Cheesemeister said...

I look like nine miles of rough road and/or ten pounds of shit in a five pound sack but when I exercise too much I feel like I was rode hard and put away wet. Sometimes I think I just can't win!

Babs said...

I'm going to have to come over there and slap some sense into you if you do any more cleaning. Snap out of it woman!
Hmmmm.... Gruden...

yellowdog granny said...

hmhh:you should use your library...they need you..
and the book is farfuckingout...
nitwit:dang sweety..I'm sorry you are feeling so bad..get some royal jelly or queen's jelly...my daddy took it when he had cancer and the cemo was whipping his ass..it really gave him a boost of energy that he really needed..
kali and I both will come down and whup up on ya...post...we need your words of wisdom...

yellowdog granny said...

cheese;I kinda like all the house cleaning..looks so nice when im all done..
babs..well, after you left I cleanded the rest of the windows, except for the bedroom, I did the screen door and made me some good liver and onions...

more cowbell said...

Holy Homemakers, you're scaring me with that cleaning. Are you trying to make me look bad? Dog hair is a style!

Josh said...

Don't get a maid, get a houseboy!