I'm a liberal pagan living in West, Texas. Yes. That West, Texas.

Monday, January 21, 2008

MORE JACKIESUE AS GROWDUP






I think I was about 20 years old here...right before I got pregnant with my first kid David.Oh my those 60's pompador hairdo's... Asshole #1 took this picture..








This is me at about 24 or 25...This is right before I went from glam girl to hippy...the creases are from #1 asshole carrying this around in his billfold..I stole it back from him when I found out he was still showing it to his new wife as to what she should aspire to..he was such an asshole...
This is me on speed..first time I ever took it..and the floors you will notice have a shine you can't buy...I did 3 coats of johnson's was by hand on them...plus I washed the walls,cleaned the kitchen with a brillo pad and a toothpick...was up for days..
This is after I left Oregon with hepatitis and got on the straight and narrow..(at least for a while)This is also after my Daddy had taken the boys to his barber and cut off all their long hair.which came down to the middle of their back..They wore little leather head bands, just like their mommie did...Jeez, they looked so sweet..which only goes to show how looks are deceiving..

Me, David,Thom and Daddy in Roswell, New Mexico in front of our mexican hacienda house...This was about 1971...

sigh*....when I had a skinny ass and a 22 inch waist...
you getting bored yet? If so I will stop and go back to bitching about Bush and the christians...

12 comments:

sageweb said...

You are so fucking hilarious. "This is me on speed" made me spit all over my screen. very entertaining.

Heidi said...

Love the picture of you from the 60's! You were smoking hot!

yellowdoggranny said...

sage:black beauty's...mother's little helper..
hhmh;ahh, the good ole days..
billy:yah, and my oldest son was born there too...maryjo's dad was born there also...spooky..

texlahoma said...

Pompadors are out? Oh well, I'll just wait for them to come back in. The floor wax thing reminds me of Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman and the dreaded waxy yellow buildup.

Sling said...

As my Texan grandpa used to say,"Yer purdy'rn a speckled pup!"

Jan said...

About that Roswell thing you glided past, er...did you...see...them?

Mouthy Girl said...

LOVE the one with the crease mark. Kudos on stealing it back from Asshole. Well done!

yellowdoggranny said...

tex;yeah, the yellow waxy build up got zapped that night..i think pompadors are still popular in texas...or at least big hair is..
sling:why thankya'sir!
jan:i've seen some saucers but not in roswell..saw them in calif,texas and hawaii..
buddha:yup, it's my favore too. wish there was some way to get the crease out...

Allan said...

Hubba hubba!

McRaven said...

You are a true Texas beauty!

AngelConradie said...

hilarious!!! you on speed eh? maybe i should get me some so i can tidy my house for once and for all!

more cowbell said...

I love seeing old pics -- the first 2 especially, wowsers. And I'm sorry, but hey #1asshole - if you're going to fold a picture to make it fit in your wallet, don't crease it across the face! Sheesh.