I'm a pagan...I'm a liberal..I live in West, Texas..

Monday, March 03, 2008

DAM NEWS NEWS

Ahh, good shit to post about...I love my Dallas Morning News, as it gives me stuff to bitch about...life is good..lets see what can I start with...? Oh, I know...the 19 year old litigation suit against Exxon...
"I guess the lesson you learn is that 'if you're big and powerful enough', you can bring the system to a halt."..Brian O'Neill, lawyer for Alaskans victimized by the Exxon Valdez spill, saying 19 years of of litigation means the Irving-based oil giant has triumphed.(Washington Post)
No shit?...gee, who would have thought THAT could happen?..When you have more fucking money than God, you can get away with anything...

"We have absolutely no momentum going into the first quarter. Things are looking pretty grim for the economy. If we're not in a recession already, we're very close." Josh Shapiro, a leading commercial economist, on the latest economic numbers.(Bloomberg News) No shit?...after nearly 8 years of Bush at the helm, who would have ever thought THAT could happen?
this maybe my favorite of the week, month and possibly year..
"I've had it up to here with John McCain. He's off the list. I'm joining Ann Coulter in supporting Hillary Rodham Clinton," Bill Cunningham, conservative Cincinnati radio talk show host, who introduced the presumptive GOP nominee at a rally. Sen. McCain had disavowed nasty warm-up remarks the host made about Barack Obama. (Cincinnati Enquirer)....Well, if that isn't enough reasons to make you vote for Barack Obama, nothing will be..Any time the Cunt Coulter(she may be one, but I bet she doesn't HAVE one) and the Asshole Cunningham endorse someone for president, that's enough reason to make you go the other way..Jesus may love those two, but the Goddess isn't so benevolent and thinks a good asskicking is a better idea.(Coulter has a personality like a sack full of hemroids)
"Obama simply has the problem that he happens to be black."
Adelfa Callejo, Dallas Hispanic leader and Hillary Clinton supporter, on why many Latinos do not support the African-American candidate. Mrs. Clinton denounced the remarks.(KTVT Channel 11,Dallas, Texas).....Someone explain to me exactly where the fuck Hispain is.....just asking....Yeah, ole Hillary denounced it.....................................just like when she was asked about him being a Muslim...she said:"We have to take his word for it, he says he's a christian, and he keeps denying he's a Muslim."...That was for me the defining moment when I knew there was no way I was voting for her...that fucking bitch...Suppose we have to take her word for it, that she didn't know all along that her husband was letting ugly fat women collect his DNA orally..I'm telling you ladies, if you don't give your husband a blow job..he'll get it else where..they may not fuck an ugly fat girl, but they'll let a toothless old hag blow them...( I think they like the toothless part better than the hag part.)...
Ok, lets see...yup...I've insulted rich oil companies, Forest Gump, conservatives, radio talk show hosts and men who have had a sex operation, hispanics, republicans, ugly fat women and toothless hags...I'm on a fucking roll this morning....like I said...Life is good.
Don't forget to vote..and for all you people voting democrat in Texas....you get to vote twice...yup..that's what a volunteer for Obama said last night...we vote...then go to the meeting they will hold after the booths close and you get to vote again..something to do with the super delegates...She also told me I made her day...I was doing my little rap on Bush, Clinton, and politics in general, she was laughing her ass off) So far I have had about 20 phone calls from Hillary, Chelsea, and this morning Bill called me...I told him unless he wanted a blow job, he had the wrong number...

18 comments:

jan said...

"...unless he wanted a blow job, he had the wrong number..."???

Since when does BC NOT want a blow job? Especially since it is not real sex.

I will have a Jackiesue and Bill image in my mind all day.

Kalibitch said...

"this morning Bill called me...I told him unless he wanted a blow job, he had the wrong number..."

i just spit soda all over myself.
it's a good look for me.
Dayum JackieSue - you are just about the funniest person I know.
The rockinest too.

joy said...

I had the same reaction...in my case, it was hot tea. Is that going to mess up my keyboard?

Anonymous said...

I'm a fat toothless hag and nobody will let me blow them, but I guess it could be my body odor that turns them off, maybe I should shower, use deodorant, go to the dentist and lose weight...nah!

texlahoma said...

As an American there is no way that I could vote for someone to represent our country that I can't stand to watch for five minutes(Hillary). I want someone that might be able to make deals and get along with the leaders of other countries (Obama).

sageweb said...

Well I will vote for whatever democrat gets the nod. I am upset because Obama has recently been quoting the bible against us gays. He still wants us to have our rights but he believes what the bible says about us. That pisses me off...I thought he was educated enough to know better. Anyways I agree about Ann Coulter..she is a cunt. But I am sure she doesn't have one or used it.

yellowdog granny said...

jan:yeah, after is wrote that it left a bad taste in my mouth....
kali:i live to ake people spit stuff on their computers...my job here is done..
joy:i've spit a ton of tea on my computer..which may explain by 3 of them crashed..
anonymous:I bet i know who you are...ahah
tex:yah, so many people keep saying they won't deal with this leader or deal with that leader..how did that work for us with castro?..fucking 50 years later we're still not dealing with him and their still commies..
sage:damn..i didn't hear about that...i want a president that represents all americans...not just his party..and the straights...ann makes my skin crawl..

Kalibitch said...

i'm looking that Obama bit of news up because if that is true - that's a deal breaker for me. I do NOT vote intolerance. ever.

billy pilgrim said...

why isn't that dumb cunt coulter supporting my boy huckabee? how in the fuck can people in texas not support huck when walker, texas ranger is backing him?

huck and chuck, the dream team.

Woozie said...

Anybody got a link to the Bible thumping gay bashing Sage mentioned?

yellowdog granny said...

kali:not true..clinton lies...he's preaching for gay unions not marriages..like i said..i don't care what they call it..union, marriage, tag teams, as long as they have the same rights as everyone else..
billy:damn, im glad you can't vote here...chuck and huck..sounds like a dinner combination with various types of meat..
woozie;false alarm...clinton propaganda...

rebecca said...

It pisses me off to no end that in this country, money trumps laws. If you have enough dinero, you can tie the populace up in a legal battle until they give in and let you have your way. This happens all the time in my state -- the coal companies want to do something that is unfair, the people sue, the coal companies do whatever they can to drag the litigation out forever, and then the people eventually run out of money or just give up. The end. Coal companies win.

That's not justice.

Charlee & Cartier's Mom said...

I didn't like Hillary's "he says" remarks, either. What would it matter if he was a Muslim?

They need to leave this religious business out of politics. You're damned if you, damned if you don't. John Kerry was a good Catholic, he got denied communion because the church didn't think he was "Catholic" enough. Obama's a devout Christian and yet he's accused of being a Muslim as though that will make people hate him. But if you accuse the born-again Christians of being what they really are -- a bunch of bullying hypocrites and anything but Christian -- then you're a terrorist or un-patriotic or a liberal or whatever. It's disgusting.

tsduff said...

I read your rant to my Bear - he is still roaring. Every morning I have to turn off Fox news before he wakes up and hears it, or his daily rant will start too early (before coffee). You made my day with yours.

yellowdog granny said...

rebecca:fecking exxon,oil co's in general, insurance co's,pharamacy drug control...alls them bastids..
c&c's mom:she made it seem like well, what else is he going to say...he doesn't want to come right out and say he's a muslim, so we'll just have to take his word for it..pissed me off so bad..it was the turning point for me..any thought i might have had about voting for her was squashed right then...
tsduff:ahh, my work here is done..i made your day...ha

Nit Wit said...

Exxon delayed until The Gump put his boy in charge of the Supreme Court, then they couldn't get the case before the court fast enough.
Not only is Coulter and Bill Cunningham supporting her but so is that gas bag Rush Limbaugh. It's their last ditch effort to get a match up with Clinton. The last thing they want is to face Obama in the general election.
Hillary has been pulling a lot of Rove like tricks the last few weeks. She is desperate and it really shows. She ruined The daily show for me last night by being the guest. I only got one call and it was a Clinton supporter. I didn't even answer the Phone. That reminds me I have to go get a new answering machine. This one tried to fly through a wall.
Time to ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ and then go vote. I only get to do it once though.

yellowdog granny said...

nitwit:im fixing to go vote now..waiting for babs...we're so excited we get to vote twice..im waiting for bill clinton to call back and see if he's changed his mind about the blow job..

McRaven said...

You didn't mention the boobless...hahahahaha Felt well enough to get my ass out of bed to make me breakfast, thanks Mr. Bruce! Wanted to stop by and say hello and thank you for everything. You got the best bunch of readers and I want to tell them thanks bunches for making me smile!