I'm a pagan...I'm a liberal..I live in West, Texas..

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

LETTERMAN'S TOP 10 LIST

With one by Jackiesue....can you guess which one?
This was on March 22nd..and I watched it and didn't even remember mine...d'oh!...If you can guess which one is mine, I'll send you a souvenir from West, Texas.
TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR GOVERNOR'S HAVING SEX.
10.Starts every speech with "four whores and seven grand ago."
9. Govenor's mansion is a hotel room on the interstate.
8.Always has that lovely cheap perfume smell about him.
7.He gives a "state of my unit" address.
6.Second Thursday in April is now "Take a whore to work day."
5.He's smiling...his wife ain't.
4.His budget includes line item for "gettin' it on."
3.Before every Executive decision asks, "What would Charlie Sheen do."
2.Local hookers complain they can't get that gubernatorial taste out of their mouths"
1.Leaves a tip for his wife after sex.

Ok...can you guess which is mine?......

21 comments:

Allan said...

#5. It has...ellipses.

Woozie said...

5

Gadfly said...

#2 sounds like something I'd say

McRaven said...

I think 5 sounds like you!

sageweb said...

I think it is 5 too.

apositivepessimist said...

I'm with them...5.

buddha_girl said...

Out with it! Which one is yours? I gotta know.

I'm torn between 2 and 5.

tsduff said...

My first guess is #2. But I think you could've made up any of them you're so good :D

Josh said...

They all sound very YDG-ish, it's difficult to say.

jan said...

i'm guessing #7, but I agree you could have written them all with the proper governor around.

tina said...

I'm guessing #9 :)

texlahoma said...

Perhaps #1?

Allan said...

How do you keep a dozen bloggers in suspense?

yellowdog granny said...

and the winner's are:every one that picked #5....yup...number 5....if you will send me your address's.I will send each and everyone of you something from West, Texas...

yellowdog granny said...

how well you know me...

That Rude Girl said...

Sorry, I'm getting in late on the game but I just wanted to say I love it! Good for you. Wow, now I can say I knew somebody who wrote one of Dave's Top 10 lists!

Nit Wit said...

I picked right and was too late to join the contest.

Big Tex said...

I saw this on the Letterman web site a couple of days ago. Way to go cuz! I probably would have guessed #5, but it wouldn't have been much of a guess since I saw your name on the list. :-)

yellowdog granny said...

bigtex:well hell..why didnt' you tell me..ha..where did you find it?

tsduff said...

Well, I suppose I shoulda known when I saw the word ain't. My grandpa was from Texas, and my Mom used to yell at us when we used that word. :D

angel said...

i reckon #5 or #2...