I'm a pagan...I'm a liberal..I live in West, Texas..

Monday, March 17, 2008

MORE STUMBLEUPON SO I CAN REST












from work...I had yesterday off...work today and then have tomorrow off..I'm going to have to do some cleaning even if I don't want to ...arghghg...wonder if I can make enough money to hire someone to clean for me..now there's a reason to work...you know I'm a lazy ass if I am willing to go to work so I don't have to clean my house...

24 comments:

Big Tex said...

Hilarious, especially the second one.

I just posted a reply to one of your comments on my blog, and I think I see now what you were talking about with the comment verifier. I think that's meant to prevent people from using bots to spam people's comment sections with ads and links to porn sites, and stuff. I didn't know that was there, but having seen what the spammers can do at other sites I'm kind of glad it's there. Still kind of a nuisance though.

rebecca said...

Aaaahahahahahaaaaaaa!!!!! OMG, that totally explains the ginormous H3 that blocks my parking spot every day!!!

sageweb said...

Those were all great! So many I would love to send to my religous Mom but I doubt she would get it.

yellowdog granny said...

bigtex:i loooove stumbleupon..some of it is crap..but so much of it is very interesting and soo soo funny...
rebecca:i really did like that one...the rapture can't come soon enough for me...take them buttheads away...
sage:yup...most christians don't get it..ha

yellowdog granny said...

bigtex:i loooove stumbleupon..some of it is crap..but so much of it is very interesting and soo soo funny...
rebecca:i really did like that one...the rapture can't come soon enough for me...take them buttheads away...
sage:yup...most christians don't get it..ha

buddha_girl said...

That Meth Lab garage slayed me, sister! VERY good times!

I'm glad you're working and loving it! Being tired for a GOOD reason is much better than being tired for a BAD one.

We love us some Jackie in Virginia.

mizundastood retahd said...

The "all life is sacred" one had me giggling out loud. So true!

Nit Wit said...

you know you tell stumbleupon what you want to see in the startup and as you tell it if you like something.So if some of it is crap what does that say?
Mine is too though.
Oh boy we have the same day off!

yellowdog granny said...

bg:we loves us some buddha's in west, texas
when i come home and feel like hammered shit..i think..insurance..insurance..ha
misunderstoodretard:isn't that the truth...mojo when she decided to be a vegetarian said she didn't eat meat..except for pork chops, bacon, ham..etc...i said your not a vegetarian..your just picky..
nitwit:yeah, how did i rate such crap when i picked it myself..ha...but i love most of it..

old enough to moan said...

Granny, Cleanliness is next to Godliness...fek it, dust is about as deep as a Christian.

McRaven said...

ugh, I need to clean to but bending over is a pain in the boobs...Willie is on his way, finally!

LostInCO said...

oh I know I can get a good laugh when I visit you. Don't work too much!

billy pilgrim said...

don't bother killing the planet.

i'm already here.

Christie said...

Those are great.

yellowdog granny said...

oetm:yeah, im starting to get attached to my dirt..but the cat hair has got to go..
mcraven:you better not be bending over and doing any cleaning...did you get in touch with the place that sends cleaning crews out to women that have had breast surgery?...don't make me come up there to yankee land and kick your dakota hiney..
can't wait to see willie...
lost:yeah, some of them are really funny...wish i knew how to do that don't work to hard thing...never happen..
pillybilgrim:i always knew you were a diety..
christie:yup..they are..

jan said...

Giggled my way through those.

Work should not interfere with golf or blogging.

Old Chinese saying

Doralong said...

Now that was some real comedy! Thanks - I really needed a good laugh!

Jenn of the Jungle said...

Loathe Christians much? I must be like the only atheist who doesn't get their jollies mocking Christians. What nothing about he Religion of Peace?

Oh well. The Meth lab one was hilarious.

So, anyway....I am collecting donations again for the Walk for the Animals. Please consider donating to the four footed homeless again this year.

www.sdhumane.org/goto/birdy

Thanks in advance if you do.

kath said...

I have to clean.. probably friday early morning, then I have a doctor appt.. then i have nothing till work tuesdsay.

Tomorrow I have to shop

woe is me

don't work too hard woman!

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yellowdog granny said...

jan:oooh, work.....my feet...my back...arghghgh
doralong:ahh, my work here is done..you got your laugh..
jenn:i don't loath christians..and im not an atheist...i believe in the goddess...and animals..
kath:too late..have had 1 1/2 days off..and probably wont get a day off till easter..eek!

Mimi said...

I can't pick a favorite!

That Rude Girl said...

Oh, I have to show the nemesis ad to my friend, Kate. When I told her, I had a nemesis from law school, she said, "I've got to get one of those because I don't have one."

LMAO

Lily Strange said...

I guess the reason why I work is so I can have a house to avoid cleaning.