I'm a pagan...I'm a liberal..I live in West, Texas..

Saturday, March 08, 2008

STUFF I STOLE FROM STUMBLE UPON









and made me laugh...
Going for my second day on the job..eek!..
will have medical report later...

22 comments:

kath said...

I love stumbleupon... have had it for years. Good stuff you found to steal...

I am familiar with walking around like a question mark..I do it fairly often myself I need some sun on my bones I think.

Do not work too hard woman.. and wear yourself out... you have to have enough energy to keep posting, people are depending on you.

As for nipping the friends visiting habit in the but with the kids. will there be bipping?

Nit Wit said...

I got another one hooked on stumbleupon. The evil plan to get everyone unable to quit looking at the internet and sleep or work or even go to the bathroom.
I now have somewhere to put my beer when The Boss takes up all the frig space with leftovers.

RoxRocks said...

I keep misreading the title of your last post...Hamster shit just doesn't have the same ring.

Love the pilfered funnies!

yellowdog granny said...

kath:there is always bipping..'i bipped inky thursday..was trying to run a debit card through and it was taking forfuckingever and then i noticed he was on the phone...walked up to him and bipped him...said good bye anessa and hung up the phone...haha
nitwit:i am hooked on it...i fucking love it...where i used to play poppit on pogo, now im stumbling on stumbleupon...i bet that will be the first place she'll look ..
rox:i don't know..i sorta like hamster shit..or even better..i feel like hamstershit..

jan said...

Thanks for the giggles. I'm having the prescription one blown up to poster size to present to an acquaintance who is bent on spreading misery wherever she goes.

LostInCO said...

Hahahaha great stuff!
Don't work too hard.

Charlee & Cartier's Mom said...

Very funny. Really cracking up over the job ad and the Pope. Ba ha ha

Nit Wit said...

That Pope one surfaced not long after he was elected. People see Jesus in a piece of toast and tolerate pedophile
Priests but don't seem to consider this photo as a sign from God.
I guess religious truth is selective.

tsduff said...

I like the Employment article ;D Very funny. I love stumbleupon too - do you have a site of your own?

Woozie said...

Oh, the Plymouth Rock one..so much irony.

yellowdog granny said...

jan:i read that and cracked up...i know people who could have written that ad.ha
lost:oh man..we were really busy...I can't belive how much candy we sell..judas priest..they would come in and buy $10 worth of candy...a package of underwear and a bic..no wonder americans are so fat..
cc's mom:i loved the pope one..
nitwit: i blew it off untill the goddess said it was a true portrait of him...
ts:gee, i don't know if i do or not..don't think so..but maybe will ad my blog..can i do that?..
woozie:and just how true is that.?...irony...gotta love it..

sageweb said...

That stuff is great...hey did the ponchos sell out?

Mimi said...

Those were great! I love the second one. And the JLo one is so sad cuase it is so true!

tina said...

ha, these are wonderful! i may borrow a few one day ;)

omg about the classifed ad - that's crazy hehe

thank you for your comment on my most recent post - i thought that was soooo sweeet :)

yellowdog granny said...

sage:hah...no it quit raining..so no need for the poncho's..but im still pushing them..every time i mention..'we have spiderman ponchos and spongebob squarepants' poncho's.inky cracks up laughing..he said he was going to buy one just to get me to shut up..ahahahahah
miiiiiiimiiiiiii:welcome back my friend....missed ya...
tina:you can borrow all you want..and your most welcome..js

old enough to moan said...

Of course the one big flaw in the Marijuana smuggler's CV is that he got caught! Then again, maybe he could run the country...ours or yours...perhaps he could just talk to Bush/Blair/Brown etc on "the consequences of choice"

Kalibitch said...

Damn. Some of those were brilliant.
"religious truth is selective" - double duh and can I hear an amen?
I have been to stumbleplace and it sounds like i need to avoid it, seriously avoid it.

texlahoma said...

I liked the one about the indians oops I mean original Americans, that's what they should have done.

yellowdog granny said...

oetm:yeah, i'd think the advert was a lot smarter if he was an ex grower who decided to change his ways..than a xgrower who got busted and did 10 years.ha
jeez and if it's not bad enough ole blair is coming over here and going to teach at one of our universities about faith and some other dumb shit...kill me now..
kali:oh trust me..you will be hooked..ask mr. nitwit..he's the one that turned me on to it..and now ...im addicted..but some of the stuff i find on there is absolutely fantastic..some of it makes me roll my eyes and say 'stupid fuckers'....
tex:yeah, talk about truth!...
oh well, we may have their country, but they are killing us off little by little with lung cancer from their 'tabacky'...

more cowbell said...

great stuff. My favorite is the Native Americans. But most folks just can't make that leap -- "but that was different you know!

I always suspected the Pope had an inside lead to Satan...

Josh said...

Seems like a more delicate way of putting it might be...

"Horticulture transportation and logistics"

Lily Strange said...

I want some of that antidepressant.