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Thursday, July 03, 2008

KINKY FRIEDMAN RUNNING FOR GOVERNOR again?

Only this time he's running as a Democrat..or at least that is the buzz....He has said that he's thinking about it and if he does, this time he'll run as a Democrat. After reading this article I'd be tempted to vote for Good Hair Perry first.
KINKY GIVES PROPS TO O'REILLY
Kinky Friedman, who's become a regular on the Bill O'Reilly Factor, writes about his new friend Bill in the Texas Monthly:
"For my money, in spite of his sometimes (sometimes?...fucking sometimes?...) obnoxious style, Bill is one of the two best interviewers on TV today (the other Don Imus). The job of a journalist is not to be totally, antiseptically objective:it involves the sacred task of getting at the truth. When you're dealing with politics and politicians, this can be a tedious and daunting endeavor. My heart has always been with the truth-tellers"(oh sweet Goddess, fucking kill me now)
and the people who can detect bull, the Kinkster says.(Dear Kinky, your bullshit detector is broke, send it to me for repairs, I will also help you remove your head, hat and cigar from your ass, at no extra charge)"I believe Bill scores highly in all these categories."( I believe your a fucking dumb-ass)....
I don't care how many dogs lives he saves at his rescue ranch, that dumb sunsabitch ain't getting MY vote. Besides after listening to him 'talk'..I'm pretty sure he's one of them blue dog democrats and they might as well be fucking republicans.

14 comments:

Allan said...

I just lost any respect I might have had for Kinky F.

Gadfly said...

Aww Kinky!

Say it ain't so!

billy pilgrim said...

i don't care if kinky give the pope a blow job, he's still a saint in my eyes.

feckin fair weather supporters.

Travis Erwin said...

I voted for Kinky in the last election and I'll certainly do it again of Perry or some other funeral director-esque reject is his opponent.

Why The Hell Not?

sageweb said...

Seriously his name is Kinky? That is too cool. He is an asshole anyways.

Nan said...

Well, there goes any respect I might have had for Kinky. O'Reilly's interviewing technique consists of yelling, bullying, name calling, and being generally obnoxious toward anyone whose views he disagrees with.

jan said...

Texas has so many colorful politicians, whatever their problems are. Can't you share some of them with the rest of us?

unokhan said...

not a pol, but the most colorful, most wonderful, tough and tenderest of em --molly ivans-- done took the ev'nin stage...

yellowdog granny said...

allan and gaddy:well, not too surprising..he is a friend of the 'Bush's'...that was scary enough.
billy:i didn't support him after I talked to him and really listened to him when he was asked questions..he was more interesting in being funny than actually solving any problems..like i told him, it doesn't matter if your heart is in the right place if your head's up your ass..
travis:becuase he's a comedian/musician..not a pol...and has no answers...just a routine...and he's a bluedog democrat..which is as useful as tits on a boar hog..
sage:if you just take him for what he is..a comedian and a musician he's fantastic..but that's not good enough for texas...like he said in his song'they don't make jews like jesus any more.'
nan:anyone who thinks bill o'reilly is a great tv reporter has gone off the deep end..
jan:hell, you can have kinky...he's all hat and no cattle..
unokhan:i have a bumper sticker on my truck..says:"We're the deciders"...Molly Ivins...my hero...miss her every day...

catscratch diva said...

I just adore you and your opinions. You are just precious!

I've never heard of this guy before, but I totally dig up on his name.

Roxrocks said...

You kooky Americans with your weirdly named candidates!

yellowdog granny said...

diva:i dont think ive ever been called precious before..nope, im sure of it..but thanks...yeah, we grow em weird here in texas..
rox:you don't have any politicans named kinky?....too bad..ha..

Josh said...

Methinks Bill and Don Imus need some fucking antiseptic.

Cheesemeister said...

Kinky Friedman...heh! At least he isn't boring.