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Monday, August 11, 2008

SMASH THIS FRANCE!

I watched the most exciting swimming race ever last night..it was the 4x100 relay finals..The smug prick bastard French said they were going to SMASH the American team....well, take the results of the race and shove 'em up your snail eating asses you pompous douche bags..Because we kicked yo'fucking asses...The winning team of Garrett Weber-Gale, Cullen Jones, Jason Lezak and Michael Phelps put on a show that was absolutely fucking beautiful...I was standing up in the middle of my recliner screaming at the top of my lungs..Good thing Claudette is stone deaf or I would have woke her up, as our living rooms are right next to each other..It was the most exciting thing I have watched in the Olympics since the Americans beat the Russians and the Swedes in Ice Hockey. This means that Michael Phelps has 2 of the 8 Gold Medals he is going for...USA USA USA USFUCKINGA....sigh*

24 comments:

LostInCO said...

oh sweet! I was waiting for this race to come on and just couldn't keep my eyes open. That mens Ice Hockey game (USA vs Russia) was AWESOME.

texlahoma said...

Maybe in French "SMASH" means
"Be defeated by".

McRaven said...

Not only can they swim, they are so beautiful to look at at! Beautiful man flesh!

sageweb said...

Oh that was such a great race. That last swimmer kicked ass. So the look on the french guys face...pricefuckingless.

catscratch said...

"well, take the results of the race and shove 'em up your snail eating asses you pompous douche bags.."

And this, my friend, is why I love you.

yellowdog granny said...

lic:i know that they will be running it over and over again..it was so exciting...I stayed up till 11:30 and then watched womens basketball this am when I got up..they really whupped the chinese..
tex:or be be smacked down by the ugly americans..snort*
mcraven:oh yes, them bodies..hot dang!
sage:i was proud of the fact that the 4 guys didn't turn around and wag their asses at them or give them the ole american finger...they were alot more gracious than i would have been..
catscratch:oh I was shouting a lot of things to them over the tv..ha..parle vu asskicking foggie?

Anne Johnson said...

At last, a team we can agree on!

buddha_girl said...

Those Frenchie dudes had NO idea who they were fucking with when they threw down the gauntlet, huh Asshats a la francais! Ha!


GO USA!!!

Sue said...

I have not been following the Olympics this year since we got rid of cable, but I do like the winter version so may have to put it back for that.

Josh said...

Oh hot damn, they deserve a medal just for being in such good shape. I love the swimmer's build. :)

yellowdog granny said...

anne:heehee..that's for sure..
buddha:bet they'll think twice before talking smack about our boys..dickheads..
sue:it's on our nbc..don't know if you can get it there or not...it's worth it.
josh:they are sooo hot.

old enough to moan said...

The women's road race was the same for us in the UK when we won the Gold medal, well Nicole Cooke did. We then get double the excitement when two of our athletes take Gold and Bronze in the women's 400m freestyle swimming. Alas, Andy Murray bought us all back down to earth again!
It's good to watch your own nation kick ass of another, who says patriotism is dead?

billy pilgrim said...

why do they make some guys wear women's bathing suits?

i just can't figure it out.

That Rude Girl said...

Maybe I'd actually like watching the Olympics if I had you to watch them with because you'd make the events exciting. (and funny) :)

Sling said...

In you face Frenchie!..AHAHAHA!!

tsduff said...

Am hanging around with the little niece and nephews... missed the heck out of the olympics today. Sis is here from Wyoming with her family, and they favor cartoons. Sheesh - the things we do for love, eh? Thanks for the beautiful update - yum.

Nit Wit said...

I didn't get to see it I had to work and forgot to record it.
Women's Gymnastics is coming tonight I think.

Raspootin said...

What are you going to do on Saturday for the Dallas game? Flip back and forth?

Two TV's in the same room, definately what every sports person needs :)

whimsical brainpan said...

I love that we made those assholes eat their words.

unokhan said...

USAUSAUSAGEUSA

jan said...

It was worth being a sleepy zombie this morning. And France? Doesn't the swim team understand about surrendering?

angel said...

i am sorely disappointed with south africa's performance...

byg said...

Hey, I've been swimming laps everyday this summer....how come I don't look like any of those guys yet?

yellowdog granny said...

oetm:I always root for great britian, canada and australia..my 3 favorite countries..hope they win some more medals..
rudegirl:if you could stand my standing in the chair screaming at the top of my lungs..cussing the french, the chinese, the russians..who ever is against us..ha..
billy:I think they should make them all perform buck nekkid...like they did in the original olympics..
ts:enjoy your family, but get them to watch some games, it's great memories for them..
nitwit:im sure they will rerun it..he's up to 11 golds total now for 2 olympics..has 3 more races to go...sigh*
sling:yeah, up yours froggie..
raspootin:I switch back and forth..it's horrible..I just know I'm going to have a heart attack and never find out what the fuck happened..ha..
whim:yeah, that'll teach them to mouth off..
unokhan:usasausage..yupper...
jan:what do you expect from a country that likes jerry lewis..
angel:im so sorry..
byg:more laps and less cocktails..