I'm a pagan...I'm a liberal..I live in West, Texas..

Thursday, October 30, 2008

....HE AIN'T GOING...

Have you noticed that for a while there were articles in the paper and newscasters were talking about Bush and his beard wife Laura were looking for a house in Dallas. Then nothing. Because he's not going...what does he need a house in Dallas for?...He's got the White House..and he ain't leaving. Something is going to happen between now and the time he is supposed to leave the White House, and he knows all about it, and figures what the hell, I don't need to look for a new house in Dallas...I have this ole house here in Washington D.C. and I'm not going..Fucka new home in Dallas...He'll declare Marshall Law, take over the country and just stay there for the rest of our miserable lives. Notice how happy the little asshole is?...Does he look like a guy that's moving?...Do you see a U-Haul, or a Mayflower Moving Van pulling up to the White House moving out furniture?..
Is ole Laura picking out new furniture for a new home in Dallas, or Houston, or Austin, or any where?...Fuuuuuckno!..he ain't going...I'm telling you...HE IS NOT GOING. I have a feeling that even if he doesn't declare Marshall Law and take over the country he's not leaving the White House..He likes it there, I'm sure right now he's working out a deal with Obama that when he takes over he gets to stay..Maybe in the pantry off the kitchen..or a tent in the rose garden. But I'm telling ya...he ain't fucking going...They will have to drag him screaming and crying from the gates of the White House, throw his ass into the helicopter and kick him to the curb in Crawford, Texas.
Mark my words...he ain't going.

30 comments:

sageweb said...

Maybe nobody wants him. Oh he could move to Alaska.

jan said...

I don't know the real estate of Texas but why would he want to live in Dallas when he has that ranch in Crawford?

Woozie said...

ALASKA!

Ted said...

You know YG, I wouldn't put it past his stupid redneck ass, after all...as we've seen in the last 8 years, "Prez. Johnny Reb" is NEVER wrong, even when he is...
Then it's Karl Rove's fuckin' fault,
or VeeP "Shooter" Dick's fuckin' fault.
Why would we wanna get rid of such a talented asshole? He's NEVER wrong, just ask 'im.

Even when he fucks his own party right out of power, hell, he's just never freaking wrong, because (as The Pope'll tell ya) when "God" is on your side, you're always right!

(sarcasm off)

That Rude Girl said...

I hate to say this but if McCain and Failin' get in, I sort of hope Bush does stay in the White House. Cheney, too.

Junebugg said...

I heard that Laura's leaving him just as soon as he's out of office, that the only reason he's still hitched is because she likes the title "First Lady". So Maybe he's on the lookout for a new lady friend to move in with.........

Sling said...

Easy fix..
Just turn off his cable TV.
Once he discovers he can't watch 'Spongebob',he'll throw a tantrum and move to his daddy's house.

Ted said...

When the new tenants show up, just open a can of beer and set it next to a fried baloney sandwich on the sidewalk outside the grounds. Once he pounces on it, do the same a couple blocks away, only maybe with a barbecue pork chop. Repeat as needed thereafter, til Chimpy's back on his side of the Mason-Dixon line.
Once Dubya's at "check point Alpha", let the new folks in and tell 'em to lock the door. Should he deviate from 'neck cuisine/main-course, just have one of the Marines shoot him (preferably in the ass with a load of rock-salt and bacon-rind), he'll get the message.
If we're real lucky, poetic justice will set in, and he'll get blown up by a terrorist's shoe-bomb when he flies to the Caymans to get his oil-company kickbacks out of an offshore bank account.

I see one good thing coming out of all this: For once in 16 years, we won't have a freaking hilljack in charge!

Nan said...

Can't picture him wanting to stay in the White House when he's been out of it so much on vacation in Crawford or elsewhere for the past 8 years. Whatever happened to the rumors that the Bush clan as a whole was buying up land in Paraguay as a place to retreat to when things really go to hell here in the U.S.? I think aWol is actually looking forward to getting out of the White House and on to the payroll of something like the Carlisle Group or some other business where he'll get to collect a huge check while doing absolutely nothing (kind of like what he does now, but with better pay).

Also can't imagine Pickles dumping aWol as long as Babs Bush is alive, but you never know.

Ole Phat Stu said...

I gather he'll be staying with a friend in a cave on the Pakistan/Afghanistan border ;-)

Allan said...

I heard he's got a suite booked at the Betty Ford clinic.

Kulkuri said...

Are you saying aWol likes public housing?? I forgot, he's a Repug and they never use their own money when they can get somebody else to foot the bill.

yellowdog granny said...

your comments are funnier than my posts.
hahahahha

Roxrocks said...

I think you have Post Traumatic Stress disorder. Seriously. You sound shell shocked! It will be okay, Jackie!

Nit Wit said...

I've been saying that for years and he has been building toward it. He has all the executive orders signed and ready to go and that place down south really exists and is actually a base staffed by the same private security army's they have been using in Iraq. They have also set up a lot of the old bases that were closed to be used to hold people who might object to having what's left of their rights trashed. The only problem is that Dick the Gump brain is most likely at deaths door right now. All I have heard is that he had to have his imaginary heart stopped and restarted because of an irregular heartbeat. I haven't once heard a progress report on his condition since then.

Sue said...

A very scary thought for this Halloween day!

billy pilgrim said...

i'm getting pretty bruised falling off the old turnip truck.

i just assumed he'd leave washington. is it one of those deals where the crooks always return to the scene of the crime?

Kulkuri said...

nit wit, at first I thought you were talking about the ranch in Paraguay that aWol's people bought in recent years and land for a base that our military bought right next to the ranch. I guess you are talking about a CIA-type blackhole here in this country. I still like the theory on Paraguay as that is where most of the Fascists went before!!

unokhan said...

dang! somebody who can spell 'fascist'!

RunninL8 said...

No, Bush MAY NOT move to Alaska! Oh, FUCK NO.
Marshall Law. Your post is the creepiest thing I've seen today! It's adding to my paranoia.
Too early for a margaritta?

LostInColor said...

hahahaha what great comments! so funny.

Raspootin said...

never too early for a margaritta!

I thought he might vacation indefinately with his close friends in Saudi ? Ya know invite Dick and the wife along, talk about oil and such?

RunninL8 said...

Y-Gran!!! You won the NYC Schmunsky prize!!!! E-mail me your address!!!
CONGRATS!!!!!!!!!!

texlahoma said...

Man, and I thought I was paranoid!
I sure do hope you're wrong.

yellowdog granny said...

ive never been paranoid..and hope im wrong too, but just don't trust the bastid

texlahoma said...

To tell the truth, I have thought the same thing for quite a while. (That Bush might make a fake crisis in order to remain in power somehow.) I was just breathing a sigh of relief that nothing had happened. Was hoping for a nice smooth election and transfer of power.

Nan said...

aWol's pattern has been to go in to a business, collect a bunch of money while the business itself tanks, and then leave the mess for someone else to clean up. Remember his brilliance with the Rangers? Traded away Sammy Sosa? Or with the state of Texas? Left it a lot worse off than he found it. He'll do the same with the Presidency -- he may be a puppet, but he's a lazy puppet who's achieved what he wanted (bested the old man by managing to get re-elected to a second term) so he'll leave without a fuss.

Intense Guy said...

When I have trouble goin' I always find a couple tablespoons of Metamucil does the trick but ya can't wait too long or it gets hard and then ya need a pencil or something to help work things out.

I'll send some of the Orange flavored stuff to the White House today - it will take him awhile to find someone to read the instructions on the label for him.

angel said...

so you think he's going to pull a mugabe on you, eh?

Ted said...

OMHG, that comment about Metamucil is, pardon the pun, the shit!
*ROFPMPLMMFAO!!!*