Customer:'Hi, can you tell me where the moth balls are?'
Jackie:'Still on the moth?'
Customer:'Good morning, do you have rat traps?'
Customer:'Can you tell me where they are?'
Jackie:'In the rat trap department.'
Customer: 'Look, lady, I have a smartass wife at home, I don't need one at the Dollar Store too.'
Jackie:'Yes sir, but this is the Family Dollar Store and we wanted it to feel like home to you, so is there any thing else I can do for you? Like fetch you a beer?'
Jackie:'Come back here you sonofabitch, you still owe me for a 8-ball, so either pay up or get me that 8'ball.'
6 months later...
Customer:'Are you Jackie?'
Jackie:'Nope, she works at the Dollar General.'
Jackie to Inky:'Look like a process server to you?'
Inky to Jackie:'Nope, that's the guy that owes you for the 8-ball.'