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Saturday, October 11, 2008

PALIN'S NEW CAMPAIGN SONG

I stole this from Mudflats.wordpress.com
I laughed so hard I had a coughing fit and spit up my spleen.

one of Juneau’s favorite singers, Vicki Van Fleet, belted the following, sung to the tune of Janis Joplin’s Mercedes Benz (lyrics by Sally O of Homer, Alaska):
Oh Lord won’t you make me the Vice President

McCain’s just too soft on the environment
Being mayor of Wasilla was really quite hard
Now I’m Commander–in-Chief of the National Guard
Oh Lord I’m awaiting a heavenly sign
that with my lack of credentials the VP spot is mine!
Forgive my blind ambition and the lies that I have tossed
I must get to DC no matter the cost!!!!
Oh Lord won’t you give me a PR campaign
I’m cuter and younger than old John McCain
My sister’s ex-husband is my only stain
I’m no Tina Fey but I do gotta brain
Oh Lord won’t you make me the Vice President
McCain’s just too soft on the environment
Being mayor of Wasilla was my playing card
and being Vice President can’t be all that hard
Oh Lord won’t you make me the vice-presi – dent!

11 comments:

Sling said...

Ha!..Now I've got that song stuck in my head.
And she's right.She's no Tina Fey.

Willym said...

You got it there Sling - Tina would make a damned fine VP!!!!

Nit Wit said...

But Tina has a higher calling. She's always been one of the best ever on SNL Well, not counting the class of 75 but their secret weapon was coke.
I don't know what Janis would think of Palin but I'm sure it would be colorful.

Natasha said...

LOL... She must be having a LOT on her plate at the moment.. God help her! :) Hey, I've just stumbled upon your blog, and I love it! I do wish you'd join us at www.womenetcetera.com! We're a site for slightly older women who believe in embracing transitions and change and making the most of our selves and our lives! Looking forward to seeing you!

billy pilgrim said...

i think palin is too evil for a catchy song. the humor might make a few people forget what a truly evil cunt she is.

Nan said...

Natasha, don't know if you're a real person or not but when you left a comment on my blog it smelled like spam -- and it's smelling even more like spam now that I'm seeing it over here at Yellowdog Granny with identical wording.

rainywalker said...

Interesting song and I love Janis's music. She could sweat the blues.

texlahoma said...

"Oh Lord I’m awaiting a heavenly sign"
Wow do great minds think alike or what?
I just put up a video about Sarah Palin and her religious believes.
(Bummer, this sounds like a spam comment.)

That Rude Girl said...

Like I said, McCain better watch his back, should they get in. I almost feel sorry for old McInsane. He has no control over his campaign. Rove is in command, and the crowds are fired up because of Palin. Not him. We're going to have another Cheney at the helm if they get in, only this time 500 times worse.

yellowdog granny said...

sling:i swear if i can make it thru the elctions without getting falling down drunk, it's going to be a true miracle.
willym:hell, I'd make a better vp than palin!
nitwit:she's so talented..tina not sarah...janis would bip her with a empty bottle of jack daniels.
billy:you have a point..but if i didn't laugh, I'd have to kill somebody.
natasha:bite me!
nan:your right, she's spam...
rainy:my favorite singer. of all times..ever..ever..ever.
Tex:my blogrolls and blog lines aren't working and didn't kow you had posted, but i checked them all out and so should everyone else..
rudegirl:those people are all creepy..and scary and i know for a fact, they are all going straight to HEL.

Cheesemeister said...

And she could add, sung to the tune of Die Horst Wessel (spelling?)
"Kill the wolfies, kill the moosies, Kill the Caribou--ooo
Rape the land and screw the wildlife and any native people too"
It's a terrible thing when the first woman to run for one of the highest offices in many a year has to be a super duper uber fundie creep from hell.