I'm a pagan...I'm a liberal..I live in West, Texas..

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

TURKEY DAY?


13 comments:

Ted said...

Actually, God didn't have as much to do with it as steroids.
Slow roasting is the key: Get one bird, one pan and one oven together at 225 degrees (just above boiling, that's the secret) for about an hour a pound, and it won't matter what she's stuffed with, it'll be awesome...
Unless of course you fell out of your chair laughing your ass off at online shit the night before, and can't get your damn shoulder to quit hurting...
Just call me "Lefty" from now on.

Intense Guy said...

LMAO - thank you Granny! :)

mrsb said...

My daughter has a poster to take to her grams house, with funny Thanksgiving pics (one has the Sesame Street crew eating a roasted Big Bird, lol!).

I showed her this one, and it made the poster!

Allan said...

Blame it on chemicals and selective breeding...the Wild Turkey was so awesome it almost became our National Symbol- at least it got good likker named after it.

Have a wonderful Goddess Gratitude Day!

Nan said...

Spending the day in east Texas, and, this being Texas, we're eating beef. Isn't there a law against eating anything other than red meat in this state?

yellowdog granny said...

who knew steroids and chemicals could taste so fecking good...
i'd rather have a big ole fat juicy rare rib eye...but i'll settle for turkey..and .....pie..

Big Pissy said...

hee hee!

Cute! :)

Happy Thanksgiving!

texlahoma said...

God hates turkeys because they allow gay marriage.

Willym said...

After 8 years of turkey a rib eye sounds pretty good!

Ted said...

The Dallas Cowboy steamroller is in full mothaf***in' advizzance!!!24-3 with 4:40 to go in the 2nd...Oooh RAAH!

Ted said...

34-9 Dallas FINAL...YES!!!
Ride 'em, Cowboys!

Nit Wit said...

They hunt turkeys here and for some reason they don't wear their pretty orange hats and vests as it pisses the birds off.
I tried hunting Turkeys once but the guy at the meat department objected to me shooting holes in his freezer cases.

Josh said...

Odd, I can also describe myself with those adjectives.