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Wednesday, December 03, 2008

GEORGE W. BUSH LIBRARY

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November 27, 2008
Contribute to the George W. Bush Memorial Library.By GLloyd Rowsey
::::::::The George W. Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages and accepting donations. The Library will include:The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still wet and moldy and under construction. The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won't be able to remember anything. The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't even have to show up. The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in. The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out. The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to find. The National Debt Room, which is huge and has no ceiling. The Tax Cut Room, with entry only to the wealthy. The Economy Room, which is in the toilet. The Iraq War Room. (After you complete your first visit, they make you to go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth visit.) The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete with shotgun gallery. The Environmental Conservation Room, still empty. The Supreme Gift Shop, where you can buy an election. The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite Republican Senators. The Decider Room, complete with dart board, magic 8-ball, Ouija board, dice, coins, and straws. Note: The library will feature an electron microscope to help you locate and view the President's accomplishments. The library will also include many famous Quotes by George W. Bush: 'The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country.' 'If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.' 'Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child.' 'No senior citizen should ever have to choose between prescription drugs and medicine.' 'I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change.' 'One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'.' 'Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.' 'I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future.' 'The future will be better tomorrow.' 'We're going to have the best educated American people in the world.' 'One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.' (during an education photo-op). 'Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it.' 'We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.' 'It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.' 'I stand by all the misstatements that I've made.'PLEASE GIVE GENEROUSLY! Sincerely, Jack Abramoff, Co-Chairman,G.W. Bush Library Board of Directors

20 comments:

jan said...

This is hilarious. All it needs is Yellowdog Grannie as head librarian. hehehe

sageweb said...

HEy your blog now makes us hit the Adult Content button. When did you become such a dirtly little lady. I am bummed there is no porn.

Sling said...

No doubt,there will be signs posted..
'NO Thinking Out Loud!'

LostInColor said...

Yup I got the same warning too!

yellowdog granny said...

Jan:yeah, right..no job for me there..ha
sage:I want everyone to know, there will be fuckit fuck fucks here..
sling; along with no reading too.
lic:so...you've been warned..ha...there will be fucks here, and holy shit..there are only 47 days left till bush is gone..just saw the little thingy on the right..hahah

Kulkuri said...

I want to see his coloring book that only has some of the pictures colored in with crayon. I heard he managed to pretty much stay within the lines!! Will they also have the book "My Little Goat"???

billy pilgrim said...

did you and josh get caught doing something naughty?

i like those famous quotes.

Ted said...

*LMMFAO!!!*
That's priceless!
There are also plans to launch a book-&-DVD set of all of President Bush's speaking engagements. They're thinking of calling it The Great Miscomunificater!

buddha_girl said...

His stupid ass is useless. Why the hell do people like him feel such a need to villify places I adore?

That Rude Girl said...

I get this message: The blog that you are about to view may contain content only suitable for adults. In general, Google does not review nor do we endorse the content of this or any blog. For more information about our content policies, please visit the Blogger Terms of Service

Wow, your blog is R-rated! LOL

Willym said...

Rude Girl: Same here - of course that made me click the Accept sevearl times - if its naughty I want to see it.

yellowdog granny said...

I think I will change it back to regular..everyone knows your going to get the fuck word here.

Intense Guy said...

I got my donation of hot steaming dog poop all ready to mail in...

This "library" is the true Bush "legacy" - truly shameful.

Ted said...

I'm gonna go waaaaaaaaaaaay out on a limb and guess they build that fucker in New Orleans, LA. It would be typical bureaucratic efficiency and attention to detail!

Nit Wit said...

What do you mean tere is no porn here.She is talking about The Gump after all.
I know the reason you have that notice. Its to keep the Gump from looking at the pictures since we know he can't read big words like fuck.
I wonder what getting a library card for that place will cost? Maybe your soul?

Anonymous said...

I somehow stumbled into the moron zone. DeDEdeDE...

an innocent blogger, wandering thru the vast internet, happens upon a bizarro world of mesosomes, a pathetic pool of genetic losers... who can actually mimic intelligence using words that actually smell...like horse shit...

Do you have this on CD for your fans who can't read yet? Howard Stern pointed out that Obama supporters are mostly special ed candidates.

AMF.

yellowdog granny said...

dear misguided anonymous...at least I have the balls to use my real name and not hide behind anonymous...and like I always say...if you don't like it here...leave. oh by the way?...fuckyou..
you can insult me..bothers me not the least...but leave my readers be..go home and be big and brave there..but here..you're just a ballless nameless asshole....love and kises jackiesue denney
west, texas...
come by and see me some time..and I'll be sure and give you a big ole Texas welcome..

Cheesemeister said...

Gosh, who are we going to joke about now that George the Chimp and Shotgun Dick are leaving? Oh well, there's always plenty of other Republicans to spare!

Josh said...

I'm sure there will be at least one copy of The Pet Goat...

Gadfly said...

That should be called the George W. Bush Liberry

Carved over the entrance it should read: Everyone Misunderestimated Him