Have you noticed that for a while there were articles in the paper and newscasters were talking about Bush and his beard wife Laura were looking for a house in Dallas. Then nothing. Because he's not going...what does he need a house in Dallas for?...He's got the White House..and he ain't leaving. Something is going to happen between now and the time he is supposed to leave the White House, and he knows all about it, and figures what the hell, I don't need to look for a new house in Dallas...I have this ole house here in Washington D.C. and I'm not going..Fucka new home in Dallas...He'll declare Marshall Law, take over the country and just stay there for the rest of our miserable lives. Notice how happy the little asshole is?...Does he look like a guy that's moving?...Do you see a U-Haul, or a Mayflower Moving Van pulling up to the White House moving out furniture?..
Is ole Laura picking out new furniture for a new home in Dallas, or Houston, or Austin, or any where?...Fuuuuuckno!..he ain't going...I'm telling you...HE IS NOT GOING. I have a feeling that even if he doesn't declare Marshall Law and take over the country he's not leaving the White House..He likes it there, I'm sure right now he's working out a deal with Obama that when he takes over he gets to stay..Maybe in the pantry off the kitchen..or a tent in the rose garden. But I'm telling ya...he ain't fucking going...They will have to drag him screaming and crying from the gates of the White House, throw his ass into the helicopter and kick him to the curb in Crawford, Texas.
Mark my words...he ain't going.