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Monday, January 12, 2009

DREAMING OF MY BLOGGING BUDDIES


So...I'm dreaming and all of a sudden I'm on a bus that's more like a train than a bus...but it's a bus...Tex is on the bus and every now and then one of my kids will show up, but they are in and out and really have no story line..I'm supposed to be going to Maine to see Danny...but somehow we ended up in Oklahoma and that's when we picked up Tex, and we immediately started playing poker..It was me, Tex, Allan, Babs, and a bunch of other people that would come and go. Like the kids. We had tables and there were all sorts of poker games going on.. Babs had her cat with her and every one is pissed because they didn't bring their pet. Tex and I are winning at poker. Allan is chatting up some girl running away from home. We some how get involved with that and then the girl disappears and Allan's pissed at me because I convinced her to go back home..Sorry Allan. After we left Oklahoma we end up in Ohio, and we're 70 miles from Nit Wit's town and I want to call him and have him meet us, but I'm afraid to call because his wife will think I'm after her husband and get mad at both of us. Tex says:"fuckit, I'll call him."....So he calls NitWit and he meets us at the bus station and we go have dinner over at Kevin's house, but we all have to hide because the kids and R. don't know who we are and would get mad at Kevin for inviting strangers into the house. There is something about a moose head but I can't remember. Babs wants to take Kevin's cat and keeps saying here kitty kitty.. Kevin keeps calling us retards as we sneak around his house, and I think this is hysterical but everyone else is pissed. Next thing Tex and I are back on the bus, but Allan's gone and Sling is there. He has on my West, Texas High School Bohemian Headhunter t-shirt and nothing else..No one seems to think there is anything wrong with that and I keep trying to grab him in the ass. He giggles like a teenage girl.(I am not making up any of this up)
The bus/train seems to go on forever..we're all tired of playing poker so I (naturally ) say lets play strip poker. But Sling says 'No fair, I'm already half naked."...Then we're in Virginia and Jamie my granddaughter is there for a while but she thinks we're all nuts and says she's going to work. I wake up before we get to Maine. There may have been more people in the dream but I can't remember..I woke up went into the living room and wrote this all down ...this was 2 days ago..just found it...Forgot all about it...I love my cough syrup.

24 comments:

rainywalker said...

Man that must be some good stuff. If the guy beside you has aces and eights its Doc Holliday. What you need is some of that Cambodian Gold and the godess will become a mortal, if just for a short time.

Punkn said...

dang! I want some of what you are on! Hey lady, I've been lurking occasionally. You are one spunky lady.

Sling said...

That cough syrup has got you all confused hon...
That wasn't a dream,ALL that stuff really happened!

angel said...

ooh ooh, was i there too? i don't mind taking one of my cats with me and playing half naked poker!

jan said...

I'm sure Freud would say that you are severely disturbed.

Nit Wit said...

Yea, The Boss is still grilling me about where I was. Lucky me I hardly ever remember my dreams. I woke up and still can't find my underwear.

Kulkuri said...

Aces and eights was Wild Bill Hickok's hand when he was sitting with his back to the door.

Damn, that sure is some primo cough syrup!!

Allan said...

She got away? Damn! At least I got out of there before Sling's pants came off...

Roxrocks said...

I burst out laughing at the part where you ended up at Kevin's house and he was trying to hide everyone! LOLOLOL!

The moose? That was me. I brought my pet too.

Rainwolf said...

I think someone needs to lower their dosage ;)

billy pilgrim said...

maybe palin shot the moose?

Wendy said...

ahhh the joys of the good shit.

I have been having retarded dreams lately but I am not on any drugs...maybe it's cuz I am actually getting sleep and am not stressed bout work?

Intense Guy said...

Aaahhhh The power of Nyquil!

If this bus was like a train, I guess I wasn't on it since I only take the short bus.

:)

Big Pissy said...

LOL!

That was AWESOME!

Keep taking that cough medicine! ;-)

sageweb said...

What the hell?? That is one crazy dream. I wanna be in your head one night.

yellowdog granny said...

rainy:what's so neat about the dreams is they are so vivid and I can wake up go pee come back to bed fall back asleep and continue the dream..I've never done that before..
Punkn:thanks for stopping by..spunky..hmm...is that cute for 'bitch?'..hahahah
sling:it was so weird..you were soo skinny in my dream and the shirt was really big on you..and i could see your weiner and everything..hahah..i also kept telling you how cute your ass was..
angel:you were probably in it..i think everyone was i just dont remember it all.
jan:freud would be right.
nitty:maybe sling took them.. i remember you sneaking around i kevins house saying you were worried about the boss.
Kulkuri:i love my cough syrup...it keeps me from coughing and it's like taking a acid trip..nothing wrong with that.
allan:you were sooo going to get laid and then i ran her off..some friend i am..but i think she was underage anyhow.
rox:he kept saying be quiet you bunch of retard, dont make any noise you bunch of retards and i was laughing my ass off and everyone was so 'why does he keep calling us retards?'
ahh that explains the moose..hah
rainwolf:yeah, if i take too much i get jittery and cant sleep.
billy:i keep thinking you were there but i cant remember...
wendy:im telling you if i get the dosage just right with the nose spray and the cough syrup im on a nice little buzz..ha
bigpissy:i have to ..if i stop taking it i start coughing again...
ntense guy:not nyquil it's CODAL-DM syrup...and I fecking love it
sage:if i keep taking this stuff you probably will be..i dream weird fucking dreams even when i take naps..and i mix them up wit what ever is on the tv while im napping..so it's REAAAAALY STRANGE.

PENolan said...

I'm still waiting to hear if the cough syrup perks up your tits like in the last dream.

McRaven said...

You sure do put a smile on my face every time I come here. what an amazing dream...I loved it!

Anonymous said...

I loved the dream. Mine aren't nearly that good. In my dreams everyone keeps their clothes on - I'm going to have to get some cough syrup. :-)

Bridget

yellowdog granny said...

pen:my tits didn't have a roll in this dream..and only one nekkid was sling..
mcraven:i love my cough syrup dreams.
bridget:there you are..welcome to the coocoo's nest..

Lilly's Life said...

Whats the name of that cough syrup cos I am getting myself some!!

That Rude Girl said...

Hmmm...sounds like I need to trade in the Tylenol PM for cough syrup...

Ted said...

I love my "cough syrup" too: It's called Maker's Mark.
Might still have a cough after a couple belts, but you won't give a shit.

kevin said...

I am more interested in what I served all of you for dinner! And that moose, are you sure it wasn't the big deer head that hangs over our family room fireplace?

And you were hiding from Ron and the kids? Just how big do you think my house is???!!!