I'm a pagan...I'm a liberal..I live in West, Texas..

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

MY FAVORITE 3 WORDS


"Former President Bush."........


Woke up yesterday to no Internet..didn't get it turned back on till this afternoon...Turned on by the sweetest guy..Not your typical Texas boy...(36)...He's a liberal, has gay friends, thinks they should be allowed to get married and voted for Obama. He fixed my computer..the modem broke ..he said those Motorola modems are a piece of crap and he also fixed my high speed which wasn't. Took him about 45 seconds to do it and said ole Kenny from India could have done it himself, but sent me a crappy modem instead. Then he stayed here for almost 2 hours bullshitting with me. We talked about politics, religion, football, West, Robinson(where he's from), the Government, the Middle East, Texas, Canada, you name it. Was really cool..We agreed on everything, except I couldn't convince him to become a pagan. But he was weakening.
I have been glued to the TV all day ...it was wonderful...I loved the fact that he raked ole Bush over the coals and he had to sit there with a pissy look on his face and not say a word. Made my fucking day. I was alternately laughing hysterical and crying..Annie thinks I'm crazy for sure. I kept saying "I can't fucking believe it, I can't fucking believe it."....Every time he got out of the limo and walked the crowd I almost had a heart attack...Kept screaming 'get back in the fucking car, someones going to shoot you.'...jeez...my heart didn't beat the entire time he was outside that car. I know the Secrete Service was having strokes.
When they came out on the floor for the Neighborhood Ball, all I could think of is how beautiful they looked together, how much in love and boy was there going to be some rock-em sock-em sex tonight in the White House.If the White House is rocking, don't bother knocking. whoo boy.
Well, I feel like my job here is done. I started this blog to piss off republicans and bash and rant about Bush..now he's gone and I'm not sure I know what to do now...But I'm sure I'll think of something..You may have to give me some new ideas.
Oh...Oh...Oh....I knew that I had made my prediction about Obama being President, and I googled my blog and one of the first mentions by me about Barak Obama being President was on Sept. 29th 2005...i think there were a few before then, but this one was the title of the post, President Barak Obama. See, I told you so.

18 comments:

jan said...

You are on your way to becoming one of those TV talking heads.

Lilly's Life said...

See you did get it right. Now whats this about a toy boy??? When I was in California years ago people kept asking me if I was from Texas. OK now tell me why would they say that if I hadnt opened my mouth. I have always wondered that. Just by looking at me. It was an insult was it do you think lol!!! There are a hell of a lot of Texan bloggers though.

PeeJay said...

I know how you feel. The night he spoke at the DNC in 2004, I went running to tell my mother about the most amazing speech I'd ever heard and the man who would be our first black president. I am so excited and have supported him since that warm July night four and half years ago. WOOOHOOOOOOO!!!

PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA!

sageweb said...

That is really cool that little boy toy helped you out. I was freaked out everytime the Obama's got out in the open too. Fun to watch the history that unfolded today.

Nit Wit said...

I remember you saying that. At the time I thought you were crazy because I didn't think we would be having any more elections after the Gump made all the changes that his cronies wanted. I thought it would be Emperor Chaney by now.
Obama has had a target painted on his back since the day he announced he was running. Sure hope the Secret Service is on its toes from now on.

Wendy said...

Jackie, you're such a stud. Now predict the winning numbers will ya?

As for the white house a rocking, I too said in my car to the radio last night, that Michelle was getting laid last night. haha.

Have a wonderful day!

Kulkuri said...

Your job isn't done yet, just because "All Hat and NO Cattle" has been sent packing doesn't mean they are done. The Puppermasters and others of the NeverRightWingNut party are still working to fuck us and not in a good way. When they become the Whigs of the 21st Century, then the job is done!!

Rainwolf said...

Lucy called me when shrub was getting in the chopper so I could wave bye. I did, with one finger.

LostInColor said...

Yup. Good by shrub!

yellowdog granny said...

jan:more like a talking buttroy.
lily:im not sure why they would think you were a texan..unless it's the big blond hair...im sure i would have been proud for someone to think i was from texas, but some people not..
PJ:yup, that was a time when i said it too, but seems like I remember saying long before..when I read his 2 books..just had a feeling.
nitty;lot of people made fun of my prediction..but I never gave up..and brought some voters to his side in the process.think i swayed a few just here alone..i bet the secret service were counting their days to retirement.
wendy;you know they did...every day they did it got a little sexier...i was grinning from ear to ear.
kulkuri:you know im afraid your right..those right wingers wont give up and i has plenty of asskicking to go around.
rainywolf:think he got lots of one finger waves and mine was one of them..i was singing to the tv'hit the road george and don't come back no more no more, hit the road george, and dont come back no more.'
lic:and not soon enough for me..

McRaven said...

I want to hear more about the computer guy...did you get his number?

Goat Yoda said...

Ya' ever heard a song called 'Thank god and Greyhound yer gone'?

Combine that with the image of that great big helicopter disappearing in the sky over DC- :sigh:

At long last, the nightmare is over!

Ted said...

Too bad the fuckin' thing didn't crash, but then again, it'd been a waste of perfectly good Marines, secret servicemen and equipment.
Had to work and missed the whole thing.
I hope there's video on youtube of the speech...It'd be great to watch ol' Shrub squirming in his chair, fighting to keep his ignorant mouth shut.

Yankee Girl said...

I can't fucking believe it either but I am so pumped it happened. Things are starting to look up!

Nan said...

I'm pretty sure Obama coordinated those walks with the Secret Service before he ever got out of the car. By randomizing it a little so no one could be sure just where or when he'd be walking and also by keeping the walks fairly short it cut down considerably on the chances of some lunatic getting lucky.

Although calling it a car is kind of a misnomer. The thing is a tank. Did you notice how thick the doors are?

Josh said...

Wait, I've seen this movie! The "Secrete Service" has more than a few strokes, though... ;)

Those agents are always willing to take one for the President!

That Rude Girl said...

I pray that God protects Barack Obama. We need him. Not that I don't think Joe Biden would make an excellent President, but I think if anything happened to Obama, the American people would lose all hope. There would be chaos. Maybe even Civil War.

Lavender said...

I had to laugh when you tried to convert the poor boy. ur so bad!!!!! lol