I'm a pagan...I'm a liberal..I live in West, Texas..

Thursday, January 01, 2009

STUMBLE INTO THE NEW YEAR

I'm so tired I'm left handed...Because of the holidays our Friday shipment came in last Monday. Which means that normally they do most of the stocking over the weekend..By it coming in on Monday..guess who has been busted ass all week long to get it put up? Sharon the acting manager is in awe..She said I've never seen anyone work like you..Me fucking either. Inky has decided that the 10 days of 12 hour days means he doesn't have to do jackshit anymore, and spends most of the day at the register making small talk with the 19 year old 'Bam Bam'...she calls herself Pebbles but every time I see her I think Bam Bam..(as in that's what she does a lot of ...bam bam, thank you ma'am)..I come in at 9am and I do not stop working till 1:20...That's me stocking 3 u-boats full of merchandise or 9 basket full of stuff and running the fucking register. Even the customers are mentioning it..."Why are you running all the time?"...."Do you work like this all the time?".....No fuckers and it's killing me...I go home, eat lunch, get in my sleep clothes, get my throw and crawl up in the recliner and sleep for 2 hours, fix dinner, read a little and bam down for bed..barely can drag my ass to the shower so I can Tabu my ass. I tard'...
I'm to old for this shit. If Inky doesn't start pulling his weight I'm telling Anessa he's flirting with the 19 year old..she'll jerk his dick off. Oh Oh...and the kicker..today I'm putting up stuff on the far side of the store which I'm not supposed to as I'm supposed to be able to see the register..anyhow...I'm putting up tooth brushes and I look and there are three containers that the tooth brushes are stuck into....there are about 9 toothbrushes...the rest of them are tossed behind the containers..there was full hand basket full of fucking tooth brushes...what the fuck?...So they don't feel like stocking the tooth brushes so they toss them behind the display?....Holy shit..Soon as Bam Bam came in we had a come to Jesus meeting..I handed the basket full of brushes to her and said 'guess who gets to put these where they actually belong?'...Sharon is a hard worker but she's too lax...she won't press any of them to do their job..Even though I am the lowest in ranking as I'm part time..they're all scared to death of me..so I wrote a list of things they needed to do before I came to work tomorrow. I bet it gets done too..If not...they'll see why they are afraid of me...I'll bip them all the way to the court house. This will have to hold you for a while..I'm pooped...No body checked in on the Goddess answers, so I think she's going to retire to Valhalla and leave the blog to me...nighty night folks..bedtime for the old lady...





























































































































































































































































16 comments:

Ted said...
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sageweb said...

Sorry I have been away...I have missed so much. I am bummed I missed the goddess...she cant retire!
HAppy New YEar!!!

jan said...

You are so demented, which, of course, is why I am a devoted follower. Happy fucking New year and may you continue to terrorize your fellow workers and entertain your blog readers.

Pom said...

I read what the Goddess had to say but what can you say after She has spoken? I didn't want a super ass-kicking! ;o)

rainywalker said...

Some of the most famous people in history have been left handed!

Nit Wit said...

You work to hard for someone with your back.
It seems like there are more and more ignorant people who can only act like animals.
I read a study the other day that said the human race is evolving faster now. That means that there are more and more mutations happening all the time. I think a lot of them are actually causing reverse evolution. I wonder when the aliens are going to show up and usher in an age of enlightenment.
Naw they would be corrupted McDonalds and demolition derbies

Yankee Girl said...

I think you are hiliarious! I am so glag I found you. The ability to be funny and serious at the same time is a very special talent.

Intense Guy said...

Thanks for the Stumbles!!

*Hugs* Please get some rest Granny... Everyone wants you feeling well.

Lily Strange said...

Re: the first photo. Cats are retarded. They always wonder why I get upset when they come along and step on my boobs when I'm trying to sleep.

Nan said...

I want the Harry Potter toy.

buddha_girl said...

Hey now! I answered the goddess! The kid's slept in his bed one night so far - fell asleep on the couch last night. I can't lug 55lbs up the stairs. He's dead weight when he's sleeping.

And I LOVE how you made a to do list for those slackers at work! Well done!

And Bam Bam? I want to BAM her in the head. Buddha says that sometimes, "I wanna BAM him!" Good times. My money's on him, not her!

Lilly's Life said...

Great blog, love your take on life. Bm Bam sound slike a little Princess/

quakerdave said...

"...I usually reserve it for Evangelicals, right wing assholes, Eagle fans and Republicans, which generally are all three."

Extremely liberal, not evangelical (but believing), socialist-leaning, Eagles fan here.

Please don't hurt me...

yellowdog granny said...

quakerdave: oh I can forgive you for being a eagle fan..one of my favorite bloggers and bestest friends is an eagle fan..we sort of talk around football and dont rub it in when the other team loses or boast when our team wins..which in my case was every fucking important game of the season them sonsofbitches..sorry...It's still a touchy subject...

That Rude Girl said...

...she calls herself Pebbles but every time I see her I think Bam Bam..(as in that's what she does a lot of ...bam bam, thank you ma'am)

You f@cking cracked me up with this. Hilarious!

tsduff said...

My Sweetie tried to undo my brastrap tonight - couldn't manage the last hook after all these years.... Yay - your Rubik's cube joke was hilarious! xoxo thanks so much for all the humor you provide for me time after time... you are such a great kick for me.