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Tuesday, January 06, 2009

WHAT THE FUCK???

It's 5:38 A.M., I've been up since 4fuckingA.M. (that's different from Greenwich time). I went to sleep while Letterman was still doing his monologue and had the weirdest damn dreams. It had to do with some sort of activity that a huge amount of people had paid $20 a piece to attend I was in a vehicle where we had to stand up with 4 other people, none of which did I know...I got along great with 3 of them but the one guy and I had instant hate going for us. We ended up getting into a huge fight and I bit him on the chin....Then we got to where ever we were going which was some sort of school, restaurant, apartment complex. Oh did I mention that through the entire dream I'm 65 years old, buck nekkid with these terrific perky tits. No one seemed to notice that I had terrific perky tits for a 65 year old..Actually in the dream I looked a lot like I did when I was about 18, but I was 65 years old..There were a bunch of old TV stars and movie stars and they all knew me and my name. I seemed to be very impressed that 'Goober' (who had on a Jughead beanie) from Mayberry knew me by name and was very glad to see me..big hugs and a grab on my nekkid ass.
I remember thinking where's Paul Newman? Then Jamie was in the dream except instead of being 19 she was about 4 years old and a pain in the ass...I kept having to discipline her but I kept calling her Jennifer(I'm mad at Jennifer in real life). Then I had to find my apartment because I had no make up on and my hair was a mess. There was no urgency to find any clothes as no one seemed to notice except Goober. Then the next thing I know we're back on the stand up vehicle and the guy who I had the fight with decided he liked me now and tried to kiss me. I had a long white towel wrapped around me from head to toe. When he reached out for me I said "touch me and die."..then I woke up....Here it is nearly 2 hours later and I'm into my 2nd cup of decaf hot tea. Another thing that woke me up is I have a blister on my little toe on my right foot. Being diabetic any problems with your feet is a major concern and now I have that to deal with. Fiddle fuck!...Plus on top of every thing I managed to piss Inky off, which is less concerning than the blister on the toe. Every since he turned down the Managers job and had to work the 10 days with no days off, he's done very little work. When he works with Bam Bam all they do is hang out at the register and flirt with each other..Harmless really..nothing to it..but he's not doing his work. So yesterday I called him on it..Mentioned that I was not going to unpack the Valentines Day Candy cause I thought it was about time the night shift did some work. He said 'you should work nights and see what kind of work we do.' I said "I have worked the night shift and I know it took 2 hours for us to do recovery before the shift ended and it's not being done now."....A lot of muttering and stewing and out the door he went. So later on the afternoon I'm at Old Corner Drug getting my folic acid and diabetes supplies and he and Anessa walked right by me with out a word. I asked her if she was ok,(she had sack of pills) and after a lengthy time she said 'I'm fine, same ole same ole.' and Inky just shrugged his shoulders and didn't say a word. I almost burst out laughing. I was so tempted to shout out to them 'nana nana boo boo, stick your head in doo doo.'....Oh well, they'll get over it..All I know is when Tom called I asked him if he had time to listen to me bitch and whine and he said wait a minute let me get a cigarette and a chair. So I unloaded on him about all the work that wasn't getting done, that a 65 year old lady was doing more in 4 hours than those 3 were doing in 7-8 hours. He agreed, told me to quit working so hard and said he was coming up there and would talk to Inky face to face. He had talked to him the day before on the phone and told him how disappointed he was in him and if he didn't want to work there any more to write his resignation and hand it in. Inky assured him he would start doing better and then the same day...blew it off..Didn't do jackshit. So ....Things will either change or Jackie is going back into retirement...I'm waaaaay to fucking old for this shit. Ain't dying for the company store.
Well this was a no nothing post. It's 6:06fucking A.M. and now I'm starting to get sleepy and have to get up in an hour. sigh*
fuckme I'll never smile again.

22 comments:

Lilly's Life said...

Oh but you sure made me smile. Look after yourself!

Nan said...

Buck nekkid with Goober grabbing your ass -- dream or nightmare?

Could be worse, I guess. It could have been Ernest T. Bass or Otis.

Kulkuri said...

You know there is something wrong if nobody notices your perky tits.

Roxrocks said...

You need to get laid, girl!

Inky needs to pull his cranium out of his rectum.

I need more coffee.

Intense Guy said...

Wow - with dreams like that, I'm not sure I'd wanna sleep...

Goober huh...what would Freud say about all this?

*Hugs* Hope feel more like your usual non-coughing self soon.

Ted said...

I started training myself to get up between 3-4 in the morning to be ready for snow-removal duty at work, and once it became comfortable routine, was told I would be working the 8AM-5PM shift...You can just imagine how thrilled Galt-In-Da-Box was about that, especially since getting back to sleep usually don't work!

sageweb said...

I love my dreams when I am naked..I have such a nice ass.
Actually I am amazed you can remember so much of your dream...I think they say people who can remember dreams visibly are really smart. I can never remember mine too well.

Babs said...

um, Jackie... That was no dream.
you were running around town naked in one of them trucks with those huge ass wheels on them and called every guy Goober.
Maybe you should lay off the cough syrup.
Take care of that blister or you'll soon be swapping foot stories with Betty.

McRaven said...

Damn I knew I should have called you this morning at 5 am. You will smile again...Dream a little dream of being Goddess and pulling the legs and arms off of the creatures that bother you...

Gadfly said...

OK, those gnarly little mushrooms that grow on the cow shit? ... Don't eat those before you go to bed o_O

Big Pissy said...

Quit the job and come hang out here in Hell with me.

We have a new hot tub. ;-)

Ghost Dansing said...

i'll have a cup of tea, and tell you 'bout my dreamin'......

billy pilgrim said...

4:00 am is the best time of the day.

you can snap up some real bargains on tv around that time.

Sling said...

I was trying to do an in depth analysis of your dream,but I couldn't get past the perky tits.

Tina said...

ah thats why i dont like naps, its about quarter to 8pm here and i feel like napping but if i do, im screwed the rest of the night! and not in a good way ;)

i had a dream the other night that i was the sound person for a Doors concert, had a convo with Jim and everything....it was awesome

yellowdog granny said...

well thanks to babs I now know that it wasn't a dream, I was running around town nekkid and raising hell...yeah, it's probably the cough syrup..I love that stuff.
wonder if I drink enough of it, it'll make my tits perky again?...sigh*..
I'm so tired..I came home was going to eat, and go see dr. e about my toe..fell asleep and slept for 3 hours..that fucking job is kicking my motherfucking ass...I need a vacation.

PENolan said...

Let me know if cough syrup perks up your tits.

texlahoma said...

Believe it or not I'm wearing a shirt with Goober's picture on it right now. The other night I was dreaming while I had a bad headache and a lady in my dream was being a real ass I said "I ought to just knock you out!" I was just fixing to let her have it when I woke up.

jan said...

I hope the sleeplessness and sore on your foot wasn't caused by any sugar free candy or anything.

That Rude Girl said...

I'm beginning to think every workplace is the same, whether you work in a law firm, an engineering firm or a retail store. There's always the people who work hard and the slackers. The office politics and the assholes. I wish someone had told me life in the "real" world was going to be like this...I would have partied harder in college and not been so eager to "grow up" and go out on my own. :(

rainywalker said...

What is the world going to do when all us people over 60 don't work or don't work our ass off anymore? I can still outwork 3 of these twits they keep hiring that don't know what work is.

tsduff said...

You have the perfect Obama classic. It will go down in history mark my words.

Here is a kiss for your corn - G*d I know how they hurt.

Took a drug last night to make me sleep and I almost missed an apt with my banker this morning at 10 because I woke up at 9:30!!!!! aaauuughhhh!!!!!!!!!! Love Dean Koontz but reading a Stephen King right now "Duma Key" and I can't put it down despite how rude it makes me to company...there are still some excellent good things in our lives. Hang in there but not with your toes woman... xo
ps - watch out for that cough syrup... it can knock you for a loop or two.