I'm a pagan...I'm a liberal..I live in West, Texas..

Monday, March 09, 2009

I CAN WIN THIS GAME


17 comments:

thezeninyou said...

Hilarious! Wal-mart just scares me... I will stick to Target...

jan said...

Around here it is hard to spot a person in Walmart not talking on a cell phone. That would be the difficult square to fill.

Intense Guy said...

Wow... I wonder how many minutes (seconds?) it would take to fill in the entire card? I'm guessing about a minute and a half at "my" (meaning the nearest one, not that its my store - I nearly never go there) WalMart.

sageweb said...

Ha HA..this is exactly why I never shop there.

Raspootin said...

BINGO

Ha

I won!

The Wal-Mart close to where I work is even more scary than the K-Mart.

I try not to give my business to either.

I wish there was a Target around here.

Pom said...

Thank you for reminding me why I haven't been in a WalMart in a couple of years now... ick!

Rainwolf said...

Yeah, I filled up the whole card Saturday. I think I'm done for a year or so now.

angel said...

mwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahhahahaaaaaaaa

billy pilgrim said...

put a few wal marts in afghanistan and the taliban will beat a hasty retreat.

or blow the fecking things up.

buddha_girl said...

Holy shit! I am printing this and taking it with me the next time I visit that hellhole. Ya know - just for shits and giggles. I might even drag a friend (or enemy) along with me to see who can fill the board first - as the kids call it, BLACKOUT!

Wendy said...

I dont have to go to walmart to win this one...I live in the belly of the south. But having worked at a bank inside a walamrt...we could have easily played and won this game several times over in one day.

They forgot to add in skanky-ily clad woman with children under 5.

Latina with eyebrows drawn to her hairline

and Grandma still using a check.

Josh said...

Hell, I can walk down Main St. around here and win this game in less than 30 minutes...

yellowdog granny said...

zen:yes, but it's great for stories for your blog.
jan:i think this is a game we could pay and bet money on..
intense:i only go for the things i can't get in west..and im in and out and speak to no one.
sage:yeah, but it's good for a laugh.
raspootin:i can see all of us at our next shopping trip to house of satan...standing in the middle of the store, yelling 'BINGO'...
pom:the way all the other stores are closing down it may be the only one left standing.
rainwolf:did you shout out bingo?
angel:i know ..pretty damn funny.
billy:hell' that's how we could win the war..once they've been to walmart and see all the stuff they can buy on the cheap..the war will be over.
buddha:i double dog dare yu..
wendy:yup..like that in west too..all them damn people in pajama pants and slippers.
josh:most places are like this...we just hate to admit it.

Nan said...

I doubt if it would take much over 10 minutes to fill at any Walmart anywhere in the country, the tricky one being the "beer and diapers" -- for a long time Walmart didn't carry alcohol, and a lot of the stores still don't.

yellowdog granny said...

nan:this is baptist country. of course our walmart has beer and wine..and guns..lots of guns.

Anne Johnson said...

Cowboys rock, Eagles suck, go America's Team!

joy said...

You gotta love the Wal Martians! They're fun to watch.