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Saturday, May 30, 2009

ANN COULTER FLU


CENTERS FOR DISEASE
CONTROL AND PREVENTION

IMPORTANT NOTICE
RE: SWINE FLU

As you were advised through an earlier Department advisory letter, there is a distinct possibility of an outbreak and epidemic of Swine Flu in this country.
To facilitate identification and in order that you may be on the alert for indications that you or members of your family may have contracted the virus, you should be aware of the following symptoms:
1. Sore throat
2. Persistent slight headache
3. Nausea or upset stomach
4. An uncontrollable urge to fuck in the mud

10 comments:

Sling said...

OH MY GOD!!
I have ALL those symptoms!
Wait..I just looked at a picture of Ann Coulter,and lost all desire to fuck.
Apparently,the cure has side effects.

Ted, a/k/a Galt-in-Da-Box said...

*ROFPMPLMMFAO!!!*

In the immortal words of Douglas Adams, Coulter has "all the sex appeal of a road accident".

billy pilgrim said...

i haven't had uncontrollable urgeto fuck in the mud for over 20 years.

unless of course i happen upon a nubile young vietnamese gymnast in the mud. she'll fuck me long time.

Rocky (Racquel) said...

dayum that adam's apple makes me convinced that she moonlights as a daytime tranny hooker.

Ted, a/k/a Galt-in-Da-Box said...

That Adam's apple shot was the damning evidence:
I knew it...I KNEW dat bitch iz a drag queen!

Roxrocks said...

Ann Coulter is a man, judging by her Adam's apple alone.

"Is that a goiter on your neck or are you just happy to see me?"

Heidi said...

Ann the Man Coulter has some nerve to judge others...

Elizabeth said...

Get these symptoms every time the remote passes through Fox noise!

sageweb said...

Ha ha..oh I need to print this picture of her..it makes my tummy upset..I could lose a ton of weight.

yellowdog granny said...

I have always thought she was a man and had a sex operation..but either way? she's fecking nuts