I'm a liberal pagan living in West, Texas. Yes. That West, Texas.

Thursday, August 27, 2009

SHITS AND GIGGLES



For all those guys who are King....................... Until their wife gets home.


Walking into the bar, Mike said to Charlie the bartender,"Pour me a stiff one - just had another fight with the little woman.""Oh yeah?" said Charlie. "And how did this one end?""When it was over," Mike replied, "she came to me on her hands and knees.""Really? Now that's a switch! What did she say?"She said,"Come out from under the bed, you little chicken-shit."

11 comments:

Jan said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Willym said...

BAAAAHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa!

Intense Guy said...

LMAO!!! :)

. o O (now to work that into a spongebob dialogue...)

Rox said...

LOL Sounds like something I'd say!

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Hee hee! Thanks for the laugh!

apositivepessimist said...

heh heh.

Sling said...

I don't care what you say!..I'm not comin' out from under the bed.

yellowdoggranny said...

sling I'm not telling you again...come out from under that bed..

EyeReckn said...

Sure glad I'm posting late... Was worried I was gonna have to check out, cuz I'm the CEO of Assholes, Inc.

Yankee Girl said...

I want that sign for my front door!

Miss Healthypants said...

Hehehehehehehe! I love it! :)