I'm a liberal pagan living in West, Texas. Yes. That West, Texas.

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

JENNY AND JASON'S ENGAGEMENT PICTURES








I love all of them but the last one cracks me up..I call it the 'yeah, yeah, yeah, I know ..you love me' look...







At the Christmas dinner at Jenny's she let us know as soon as we got there(Jamie and I were late as Dexter got out of the house 3 times and we had to chase his happy ass all over the place..Both of us cussing him ...I, trying to be 'clean' keep saying :'you have no father, you have no father.'...then under my breath..'you little bastard'...he was having a great time)any way we were late and Jenny said I hope we all have a great time but you all have to be out of her by 8, I have to get up early and go to work.I laughed my ass off...Then when we were talking about the wedding ceremony I asked her if they were going to write their own vows. She said 'hell no, all I want to hear is: 'you wanna marry him, yes. you wanna marry her, yes. Your married, now kiss the bride.' Then go right to the reception. Then she said Jason will probably say I'll stay married to you forever as long as you stay under 150 pounds..Every time she would say something like that her mother would look at me and point her finger at me and say:"she's just like you, it's all your fault"...works for me. On the way Jamie was driving her truck and as we come upon this light it turns yellow and we're aways back and she punches it and goes through the light about 3 seconds after it turned red..I said "Jamie your going to kill us."...she said "I wasn't going to slam on my brakes I have a turkey in the back seat." I said 'yeah, but you have an old turkey in the front seat and I'd rather you had to clean up the cooked turkey from the dash than me."...
Jeez, drive me to drink..Well, I made more pumpkin cheese cakes and pecan pies, and now have 2 batches of chocolate chip cookies. Then...I really am through...I am not making the dog bones..fuck em..My neck and back are killing me..too old for this shit. It's almost 2am, guess I should try to get some sleep. For some reason my sleeping hours are all fucked up..Going to force myself to set the alarm and just get up at 7a.m. no matter what time I go to sleep..and no naps...maybe I'll be sleepy at a normal time...yeah, right.




11 comments:

Willym said...

Damn what a great looking couple - that is one beautiful lady! But then good looks run in the family.

Nit Wit said...

She's too good for him. I can tell.
It's a hard choice deciding which turkey to scrape off the dash, though I have a feeling that the dash would get the worst of it if it was you.
Sent you a blond joke, I hope it worked.

female ( I shit you not ) said...

This was definately Tuesday morning chuckles.
Can picture the chase scene.
Lovely couple....ohhhhhhhh to be young again. Then again, maybe not. lol

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Sounds like a fun time!

Yankee Girl said...

What a great looking couple. And she's right, who cares about the ceremony? It's all about the party afterwards.

sageweb said...

He is one lucky guy..she is gorgeous!

Intense Guy said...

She is downright breath-takingly gorgeous. He's a lucky (and good looking) dude!

You gonna make me youtube myself singing lullabies to ys?

texlahoma said...

I can't tell much about guys, but she's a looker for sure.

yellowdoggranny said...

it really was a great time and I have the prettiest 2 granddaughters in texas..nah, the world..ha

Anonymous said...

He shore likes kissin' on her!

=)

Susan Demeter said...

Beautiful pics!