I'm a pagan...I'm a liberal..I live in West, Texas..

Saturday, December 12, 2009

WHY I LOVE CHRISTMAS. by john waters



"It's a happy time for criminas and a happy time for people who are attracted to elderly men who are overweight and wear velvet. It's a time for perversion."

11 comments:

Nit Wit said...

Is it now against the law to wear a Santa hat in Baltimore? The war on Christmas sure is heating up.

Twain12 said...

now he is creepy lol

Debra She Who Seeks said...

I love John Waters. Even his mug shot has style!

heartinhand said...

John Waters has always intrigued/freaked me out. It's the stache.

texlahoma said...

All I need is the velvet.

billy pilgrim said...

i'll bet he has silver balls.

ring a ling, here them ring.

Ted Amadeus said...

What we call "Christmas" was originally called the Saturnalia, a Roman holiday where that was probably the LEAST that went on...I sooooooooo fucking love it when the Papists start whining about the "war" on a holiday Jesus Christ had nothing to do with from the beginning:
INSANE, but nonetheless the case - Oops, DAMN...I'm ranting again!

YELLOWDOG GRANNY said...

I've always had a crush on john waters..yah, yah, i know.he doesn't dig women...but that's ok..i still heart john waters.

Intense Guy said...

I dunno.. he just reminds me of that deputy in Mayberry... what was his name... Barney Fife... yeah that's it..

sageweb said...

John waters is creepy but is an intriguing way.

Josh said...

LOL yes!