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Saturday, January 16, 2010

SATURDAY JOKE




Question: What do you get when you mix PMS with GPS?



Answer: A crazy bitch who WILL find you!

11 comments:

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Yeah, that GPS sure is handy. PMS too.

billy pilgrim said...

will she find me if i wrap myself in tin foil?

YELLOWDOG GRANNY said...

debra:I've had pms since I was 4..
billy:nope men have a aroma that a pmsing woman can find even if your standing in a bucket of shit.

rosemary said...

my pms stands for post-menopausal syndrome....can be even worse.

Nit Wit said...

I agree with the first one. I'm a smart people person.
All I have to say about people who are suffering PMS (Because men can get it to, though they are usally carriers) is Bless their little hearts.
That GPS is scary stuff.
Wrap yourself from head to toe in duct tape and you won't have to worry about the PMSing GPSer Billy.
Just make sure you take a big breath and cover all your holes completely.

sageweb said...

hahahaha

Sling said...

..and thus,the nightmare begins!

Eternally Distracted said...

I am going to print this off and stick it on my desk at work!!

Big Pissy said...

Yep! That first one is perfect! ;-)

texlahoma said...

LOL @ Sling's comment!

Like the beginning of a horror movie.

Intense Guy said...

:)

I needed that. A good solid belly laff.