I'm a pagan...I'm a liberal..I live in West, Texas..

Tuesday, February 09, 2010

I APOLOGIZE FOR THIS BEFORE YOU EVEN READ IT

A teacher in a Detroit kindergarten class asked the kids what kind of sound a pig makes.
Little Tyrone stood up and yelled:


"FREEZE, MUTHAFUCKA!!"
I guess there aren't many farms in Detroit .

15 comments:

Blooming Psycho said...

Well, I thought it was funny anyway!

sageweb said...

hahahaha I never heard it before...

Willym said...

you made me snort tea out my nose...

Nit Wit said...

I learned a long time ago not to drink when reading your posts. :)

Nan said...

Well, that's a relief. I braced myself for another insult to cunts, but you didn't mention Palin at all.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

At least you warned us in your post title!

YELLOWDOG GRANNY said...

I know it's not politically correct, but I couldn't resist..shady lane sent it to me in an email...all my good un pc emails and jokes are from her. ha

heartinhand said...

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH! That was funny!

Intense Guy said...

LMAO!!!

I do hope this little man got an "A+"

:)

Sling said...

AHAHAHA!..You know how I feel about cops.

Heidi said...

This is really funny. I just read it to John and he laughed, too. He said, you must be reading Yellowdog Granny. I said yep.

YELLOWDOG GRANNY said...

knew you would like it sling.

Ted Amadeus said...

*ROFPMPLMMFAO!!!*

Kulkuri said...

Baby said his first half word. He said Mother.

Big Pissy said...

HAHAHAHA!!!!!

Awesome!

and yeah, you warned us in the title of the post. ;-)