I'm a liberal pagan living in West, Texas. Yes. That West, Texas.

Tuesday, February 09, 2010

I APOLOGIZE FOR THIS BEFORE YOU EVEN READ IT

A teacher in a Detroit kindergarten class asked the kids what kind of sound a pig makes.
Little Tyrone stood up and yelled:


"FREEZE, MUTHAFUCKA!!"
I guess there aren't many farms in Detroit .

15 comments:

Unknown said...

Well, I thought it was funny anyway!

sageweb said...

hahahaha I never heard it before...

Willym said...

you made me snort tea out my nose...

Nit Wit said...

I learned a long time ago not to drink when reading your posts. :)

Nan said...

Well, that's a relief. I braced myself for another insult to cunts, but you didn't mention Palin at all.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

At least you warned us in your post title!

yellowdoggranny said...

I know it's not politically correct, but I couldn't resist..shady lane sent it to me in an email...all my good un pc emails and jokes are from her. ha

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH! That was funny!

Intense Guy said...

LMAO!!!

I do hope this little man got an "A+"

:)

Sling said...

AHAHAHA!..You know how I feel about cops.

Heidi said...

This is really funny. I just read it to John and he laughed, too. He said, you must be reading Yellowdog Granny. I said yep.

yellowdoggranny said...

knew you would like it sling.

TheWayfarer said...

*ROFPMPLMMFAO!!!*

Kulkuri said...

Baby said his first half word. He said Mother.

Big Pissy said...

HAHAHAHA!!!!!

Awesome!

and yeah, you warned us in the title of the post. ;-)