I'm a pagan...I'm a liberal..I live in West, Texas..

Monday, March 08, 2010

AND THE OSCAR GOES TO...MONDAY STUMBLES












































































































































































































































































































17 comments:

Shrinky said...

These are priceless, Lord knows how you find these, but please keep on posting 'em!

What a great way to open my Monday, thanks for the laughs.

Ted Amadeus said...

Tiger Woods, Take Over The World app and the "I'm late anyway" clock are The Shit!
*bows respectfully*
Merci beau coup.

Nit Wit said...

Something happened to his mother but we don't talk about that. That's good.

A bottle of Jack and a vasectomy. The story of my life after 1990, but I like beer better.

That Metric system is just to hard for most people.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Glad to see that poor Tiger Woods has a new sponsor!

billy pilgrim said...

most of us older folks fight off dementia by keeping our minds active converting metric to the old standard measures.

sageweb said...

all good laughs for this monday morning..thank you!

Intense Guy said...

:) I loved them all - and wow - that "curse ye for eatin' all the bacon" expression could have been yours!!

I'm ready to go metric - been ready for 40 years.

Willym said...

Didn't get to them until Monday afternoon but after a shit day at work I needed them!

jan said...

Many years ago we were told that the U.S. would be metric in ten years. I decided I would stay up the night before and study.

Guess it never happened.

YELLOWDOG GRANNY said...

I still dont' understand why we don't use the metric shit..just to be different? our way is better?
no one touches my bacon..or my last dr pepper

heartinhand said...

I don't understand why y'all aren't using metric either! I mean, it's easy!

Big Pissy said...

These are so great!

Thanks for the Monday chuckles. ;-)

Jaliya said...

Sweet relief from the state of the world!! ... That clock ... I just about peed myself ...

YELLOWDOG GRANNY said...

heart:yeah, you already know it..so it's easy for you..i think just to be a smartass i'm going to try and learn it.
BP:figure you need the smiles more than anyone right now.
jaliya:thanks for stopping by...but please no pee..

angel said...

Lawdy you literally had me laughing out loud!!

rosemary said...

metric schmetric....i can barely use a ruler. I need that clock!

texlahoma said...

So many quality ones, and the kick is good!