I'm a pagan...I'm a liberal..I live in West, Texas..

Saturday, April 03, 2010

JOKE

A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked.
'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered.

'On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.
So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled,
'Now, back off or I'll kick the s - - t out of all of you!'
St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?'
'Couple of minutes ago.'


thanks to Clance'

10 comments:

Shrinky said...

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Love it.

Jan said...

Gallant cowboy, I hope he got in.

Chaviva said...

Bwahahaha. Great joke!

YELLOWDOG GRANNY said...

shazam!

Sling said...

AHAHAHA!!..Sometimes,it's like that.

Intense Guy said...

LMAO!!!!!

:) ...nothing like an express ticket...

billy pilgrim said...

i thought cowboys trumped bikers.

live and learn.

Ted Amadeus said...

*LMAO!* Sweet!

texlahoma said...

Very good, really did LOL!

Big Pissy said...

Oh, that was awesome! LOL

Thanks!!!