I'm a pagan...I'm a liberal..I live in West, Texas..

Friday, April 23, 2010

T.G.I.F. damn I forgot it was Friday

first I post on Thursday thinking it's Friday..then I forget it's Friday period..sigh* old farts disease..feck.
going to the library tomorrow and running the cotton candy machine for the earth day program being put on by the Tale Tellers. I have some good news about them but want to do a West, Texas post as there is all kinds of news going on in town. I'm still trying to figure out the damn recorder..I think I need someone with balls..I will try and see if I can find someone to help me figure it out. If it doesn't have a carburetor, I can't figure it out. Charlotte the manager informed me yesterday that she accidentally locked Dexter in her office as she didn't know he was still in there. She said when she came back the blinds in the windows were all screwed up and he was sitting it the window looking out with a not to happy look on his face. She opened the door and he had scattered every thing off her desk, emptied the garbage can and fixed him a lunch..He's such a buttroy. Last night he decided to go under the covers..he was quite and well behaved for about 3 minutes and then the started an attack on my legs, feet, toes and my hand when I tried to swat him. I lifted up the sheet and there was this fuzzy wild eyed feline ready to play. I'll be scarred for life. But damn he makes me laugh..He's the best medicine I have. Gotta run..have to run to town..need to find me some snacks with carbs..I'm full up on apples.
















































































































































































































































































































































































































































13 comments:

Charlene said...

I liked the Healthcare not Warfair sticker!

Don't sweat forgetting Friday. I can't tell you how many times I have woke up and thought it was one day and it wasn't that day but an entirely different day.

Kulkuri said...

I too suffer from CRS(Can't Remember Shit).

I'm stealing the Hate Taxes one!!

rjjs8878 said...

Forgetting it's Friday is a side affect oh not having to work M-F for the man.

Jan said...

"Please evolve" has become my new insulting phrase.

Intense Guy said...

TGIF!!

Poor Dexter... he's on a roll or evil-doin's... I like that in a cat.

I love the Please Evolve and the dying with a whiz one... LMAO!

Karl said...

Good afternoon JackieSue,

Don't sweat it. Have a good weekend.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

For Gawd's sake, whatever you do, don't get Dexter a sweet machine gun nest like that kitty in the picture. I shudder to think of the carnage that would result.

Oh, and that "Pope-kid-dinner and drinks" one was just terrible. Terrible and hilarious.

texlahoma said...

First two were good and curiosity reminds me of our old malamute and the cookie one looks like Bob, worry lines on his head and all. They're all pretty good.

heartinhand said...

I think if tea-baggers spent less time tea-bagging, they'd have more time to learn how to spell.

That Dexter...

Mom said...

Where do you find all these great cartoons and pictures?

Ted Amadeus said...

WHEW...Thank God(dess) I had that shit wrong!
Thought for a moment that was Dick Cheney in the Fox News shot with Ann Coulter - that WOULD be the Apocalypse.
Limbilge is probably closet-gay.

YELLOWDOG GRANNY said...

i find most of these on stumble upon..but also find them on facebook, other blogs..i steal them every where..

The Sports Lounge Team said...

haha good call. looks like he has lost his mo-jo in more ways than one :-P. The piss take of the add was funnier, it's Tigers mum beating him with an umbrella saying 'what are you donig???' lol