I'm a liberal pagan living in West, Texas. Yes. That West, Texas.

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

HOLY SHIT

This is from Stat counter on my blog..someone in Wasilla, Alaska, United States Gci Communications spent over 22 hours reading my blog. I wonder who the fuck that is? Or do I really want to know?...Makes me laugh.
Number of Entries:Entry Page Time:Visit Length:BrowserOSResolution
413th May 2010 10:46:13

22 hours 26 mins 57 secs
IE 6.0WinXP1024x768
Returning Visits:Location:IP Address:Entry Page:Exit Page:Referring URL:
Wasilla, Alaska, United StatesGci Communications (66.223.143.165)
[Label IP Address]yellowdoggrannie.blogspot.com/yellowdoggrannie.blogspot.com/

32 comments:

sageweb said...

it is Sarah Palin..it probably took her 22 hours to read one post.

Pom said...

It wasn't Palin... she doesn't stick with anything for that long!

Anonymous said...

If Jackie Sue goes missing...

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Big Brother's on your trail, YDG! You'll be Public Enemy #1 some day. And we'll all be so proud of you! *sniffs and wipes away a tear*

Jan said...

Alert Dexter of impending danger.

My name WAS Female, I shit you not! said...

Interesting.....very interesting.
Read your blog from start to finish, but NOT all in one day. LOL
Not to worry Jackie, I'll bake you a cake with a hacksaw in it.

CorvusCorax12 said...

OH NO LOL

Ted McLaughlin said...

I'm so jealous!!

jadedj said...

Damn...I'm with Ted. I've been trying, ot get on the Government shitlist for at least 5 years, and you do it in 22 hours.

On the other hand, this could be a ploy by a clever intelligence agency. Russians? It's possible. There's a cancer in Alaska, and it's coming right there across that strait thingy.

The Russians are coming...the Russians are coming. To Texas?

billy pilgrim said...

i think bbc has moved to alaska.

turquoisemoon said...

Couldn't of been Palin, she's busy making her famous moose stew...

yellowdoggranny said...

sage:if it is her, she's writing down a list of all the names i've called her..hahah..
pom:yeah, she would have quit after 2 minutes.
heart:if i go missing..call the texas rangers..and tell them she refered to texas as alaska's little sister state..they wont leave a rock unturned trying to find me..ha
debra:maybe I should check and see if anyone was d.c. or crawford texas is checking me out.
jan:he'd give me up for a can of tuna fish.
ishitunot:you and nitty maybe the only ones that have read me from start to finish..your in the will along with nitty..ha
twain:theyre coming to take me away hey hey..
ted:your next ted.
jadedJ:ive been on someones shit list for the past 66 years.
billy:is he pissed at me again...? he'll get over it.
turq:maybe she was here looking for the recipe for skunk eggs.

Mom said...

Well, you do have a fascinating blog.

Nit Wit said...

You all have it wrong. It's Her daughter doing something that's not allowed. She's starting to think for herself and unlike her mother she can.
I can't wait till Alaska thaws out and they find out it's one big mud hole.

Unknown said...

Wow, I'm proud of you!
My parents were on the FBI shit list for their anti war protesting activities during the Viet Nam era. Then they went to the dark side and became Republicans. However, they are against the Iraq war too, so at least on the anti-war sentiment they have remained consistent.

Charlene said...

I dunno. I think it was the First Dude trolling the blog.

It was announced today that her daughter is signing with a speakers' agency and will be giving talks to the youth of America about abstinence and how to be a good girl. Bristol will be paid about $15K for each of these speeches.

Don't let anyone ever tell you that P.T. Barnum was wrong.

Elizabeth said...

Yay you! And I gotta get me one 'a them stat counters!

Kulkuri said...

It could have been Bible Spice. Maybe she clicked on your blog and her eyes went glassy and she wandered off and didn't return to her confuser until the next day to turn it off.

I think Fecal Roster has more class than Shit List.

yellowdoggranny said...

mom:why thanks mam'm
nitwit:makes more sense than mama bear...she doesn't have the brain power to handle this place.
charlene:might be from mudflats..but doubt if they have that much time to spend reading the ole blog.
elizabeth:oh them stat counters are fun. they let me know which freak from eastern europe are looking for info on gannies and sex.
kulkuri:ive never heard it called fecal rooster...but it has a ring to it.

texlahoma said...

LOL! I think Sageweb figured it out.
I like those site meters and stat counters, until reacently I never realized how many people from all over the world look at our blogs.

Heff said...

Somebody just got up to take a piss, forgot they were on your page, and left their computer on all night, lol.

rosemary said...

I vote for Sarah too...and sageweb is right...probably took her 22 hours to read the last post or she didn't know how to click next blog.

yellowdoggranny said...

I got this in an email today:

I think I know :-)
You see, I recently put you back on my blogroll.
I have several regular readers in Talkeetna who may have clicked through the link.
They show up as Wasilla (here, too) because that is where the dialin point for their web access is.

Well, hell!..there goes our conspiracy..haha

My name WAS Female, I shit you not! said...

Ut Oh ! It's Wednesday & no Jackie at 4:41 p.m. EST
Is she amongst the missing?
Yell HELP Jackie....or send us your new P.O.BOX :0) lol

Sling said...

They have internet in Wasilla?

Rainwolf said...

Damn, I was gonna say "I betcha she can see your house from her porch."

Big Pissy said...

It's pretty cool that your mystery was solved. :)

Kulkuri said...

Fecal Roster would be the British version of Shit List.

How about instead of the Midas Touch, the Fecal Touch, everything they touch turns to shit, kinda like aWol.

texlahoma said...

We survived another near miss, we're fine, no damage.

Anne Johnson said...

LOL! You should start writing special posts for your Wasilla reader! Next time you're at a library, get a Dick and Jane book so that you'll use the right level vocabulary.

yellowdoggranny said...

i liked the idea that i was being stalked by palins group of ninnies..ha..
i dont think sarah can read anne..she'd be stumped by dick and jane.

Intense Guy said...

You need a middle finger salute graphic for the Wasilla lurker..